Why is metacritic fucking garbage

Why is metacritic fucking garbage

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>bad game gets bad reviews
stop the presses

Is it actually bad? What's wrong with it?

its shit

It's a janky European RPG, they all get bad reviews regardless of whether they're good or not.

Western press never really understood Gothic. Unfortunately, that's why shallow Ubisoft/Bethesda open world formula got so popular, people just don't know any better. Shame, really.

it's not about metacritic, but about baddie journalist

Nothing. It's a typical PB game, flaws and all.

metacritic.com/game/pc/elex

The PC version is better. But the game is much better then those fucking reviews.

>waaah, what do you mean I need to pick my battles until I get stronger? What do you mean that parries don't negate all damage? What do you mean I have to raise my stats first?

It's another "shitty game that user likes gets blown the fuck out" episode.

It' literally made by nerds living in their boss' basements, working behind desks made from cardboard. Watch their documentary.

>Nothing
>flaws and all

That sounds more like project of passion instead of calculated cash grab.
Anyway, user asked about problems with game, not devs working conditions.

>It's a janky European RPG, they all get bad reviews regardless of whether they're good or not.

GOTHIC 1 - 81
GOTHIC 2 - 79
THE WITCHER 2 - 88

>eurojank got bad score
No surprised at all

The Witcher 2 isn't jank though.

What?

what does jank mean?

Are you dumb? It's slang for penis

>expect a high score on the PS4 when there are no cinematics, no forced gay romance and no handholding

Elex IS a bad game you deluded fuck, Metacritic or not.

>what does jank mean?

Rough, unpolished, clunky, etc.

well witcher 2 initially was, but after EE it's a proper game

People don't like good games anymore, which shouldn't come as a surprise.

I expected good writing, decent combat, not heaps of technical fuckups. Sadly Elex didn't want to have any of that.

Shit game from a company that produced shit games the last 10 years .

SHOCKING NEWS

So why is Metacritic bad again?
There are douzens other reasons than this game beeing crap

>People don't like good games anymore,

But Elex is a bad game. You people ignore a fuckton of problems because of sloppily implemented RPG aspects.

This bombed worse than I feared.

How can they show up in this day and age with the same shit animations they had over a decade ago in the Gothic games? Show some progress ffs

Witcher 2 is the better game.
BUT not 9 points better.
the solution is prettyeasy:
Gothic 1 and Gothic 2 were released in a time wherer games considered a 90+ were rare.
In a time when review scores were not inflated.

It's a PB game. What did you expect? All it lacks is acceptable animations but neither Germans no Poles care about that.

Always was.

That "game" deserves a much lower score.
Any of you saying it's good deserve to die.

>eurojank RPG that only appeals to people who overlook weird as shit systems/combat/animations gets shitty scores
Who'd have thought.

Honestly Elex's development was kind of a trainwreck, even for Eurojank. I'll get around to playing it anyway but I've got Risen to play first.

Shut the fuck up, you mongoloid human trash.

It's fucking hilarious that their shitty garbage games will never be as good as the witcher games

Yeh, the US prefers fluff RPGs. Nice looking but without substance, like with their food.

Witcher 1 and 2 are worse than any Risen, you uneducated pleb.

I hope you're not implying that germans have good food, they literally have the worst cuisine in the world.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thanks for the laugh

Imagine being such a contrarian fuck that you despairingly need to cling on the shittiest games possible. That's PB fans.

t. Britain

Shit taste cuck laughing at own stupidity, how cute
Witchers are garbage with shitty combat and boring ass world.

Ah so that is it why all Piranha Byte games get glowing reviews and sell so well?!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

> t. buttmad nu-male faggot polack journalist
Cry more, pathetic waste of an air

>germans vs poles: the thread

>c-cry more because the game you like is god tier and did really well!
LOL

>Schweinsbraten, Sauerkraut, Blutwurst, Brezn, Eisbein, Lübecker Marzipan, Schwarzwaldtorte, Königberger Klopse, Currywurst, Christstollen, Schupfnudeln, Spätzle
German cuisine is superb and full with pork so fuck off Achmed.

Poland is gay xdd

> witcher
> god tier

Go eat your snails fag

That's funny considering Germany is like 99% muslims lmao

Don't release Eurojank on consoles, only on PC. Console users are used to games that are boring but polished, while PC users can deal with a lot of bullshit if there's a diamond in the rough

More like 5% fucking french faggot

Sure thing Muhammed!

Where is the diamond in ELEX?

Sure thing Achmed!

It's fun to explore, gather and loot shit. Also has some good quests.
But other than that it just fails horribly with some really cheap and clunky copy of dark souls melee combat, even worse ranged and magic combat. The story makes no fucking sense, a lot of the dialogues and the whole setting itself seem like they were written by a 10 year old. The graphics are already below par, but the animations are just atrocious. Not to mention that the UI is poorly designed and unwieldy. The sound is just mediocre at all.

Basically imagine witcher 3, without all the fancy graphics and animations and worse story.

>all these Germans ITT defending literal dog shit games
Germans are the biggest cucks, thanks for ruining EU you sand nigger dick sucking beta nu-males

>>Dat slow combat
>>Unoriginal, uninspired NPCs
>>Blurring
I'd say it's a fair score

> bitcher
> anything but shit

>t. angry frog eater

l-look harder i-it's hidden beneath the mountain of trash!

>muh BMW
>muh Mercedes
>muh trade surplus

Go eat your frogs

Where is your small arms industry France?

>when you swallowed too much paki semen and delusion sets in

>that moment when Paris is nu Pakistan

>that one angry muslim kraut who keeps mentioning France
French people are fucking cucks too lmao

> France
> games
Haaaaaaahahahshaha

Shut the fuck up bad teeth

I agree, both of your countries are fucking shit.

Do you enjoy polish women being sluts in Britain?

>I mean I've never been there but my memes say so!

>small arms
Manufacturing subs, warships, missiles, com systems, fighters etc... is more profitable than small arms

Yikes you guessed wrong again, keep trying Mustafa!

That we do too.
Atleast we are like you know neighbors.

Why would I care? Poland is a shit country

shut up achmedus

Oh wow that shitty looking game I kept seeing shitty looking trailers for is shitty? No way

>CDPR is the most expensive company in poland


Is this real

>people actually defending this game

Ya I might be done with this board like officially now, anyone who says Sup Forums isn't contrarian as fuck needs to check out this thread

No its just I hate everything polish.

the sad thing is that it's not even a high bar to clear.

>zelda fan appears

It's also the only good thing in Poland, except for cheap hookers maybe.

Name one other thing poles have besides hookers and plumbers.

why are european hours always filled with so much butthurt

You think we had hundreds of wars between us during the last couple centuries for fun?

surrender monkeys

You people need to stop fucking caring about scores. Jesus christ, you people are children, retards, you let numbers run your life.

Get the game, play it, and form your own opinion. Did you like it? Did you like it a lot? Did you not enjoy it at all or did you enjoy it less than you'd hope?

Holy fuck is this so hard for you people? what is wrong with you.

>why are you so butthurt lol? We are only responsible for flooding your country with sand nigger refugees wrecking your country haha!

>90+
paid reviews
>60
FUCKING JOURNOS DON'T UNDERSTAND REAL LUDO

I thought Larian studios were in a similar situation and yet they put out a 95% metacritic masterpiece with DivOS 2

the PC score is way heigher

74

Jealosy to Russia

Polfags on average have more spending power than Russians.

That score is way too high

How to know that the game is shit? It has glowing neon lights everywhere.

m8s how does he get his teeth so nice...