He doesn't paint his spawn area 100% and instead treats Turf War like a deathmatch

>He doesn't paint his spawn area 100% and instead treats Turf War like a deathmatch

What the squid is wrong with you?

>he doesn't paint his squid every night with ink

>implying he doesn't

I play a charger. You wouldn't want me painting the spawn.
I can only move quickly in straight lines so I rush to a position where I can block the enemy and cover lots of ground.

Painting the spawn is for faggots. I just want to rush to the enemy side and splat them.

>Painting the spawn is for faggots.

I guess winning it for faggots, then.

You want to paint a large chunk (not perfectly) on the way out to 1: cover turf and 2: have special ready when you get to the centre. Leave cleanup of the spawn to people that get splatted and go for kills/coverage yourself.

Rush the the center and paint the spawn after you die

Why isn't there a deathmatch mode in Splatoon? It seems like a no-brainer

cause nintendo has no brain
they make things different for the sake of being different and don't want to make something that could be seen as derivative so that you can only have this different experience on their console only

>he plays Turf War instead of ranked mode

This, I paint the fucking enemy spawn.

You're supposed to paint the spawn on your way to the middle once you die, not at the start.
Having control over the middle of the map is much more important than autistically painting corners of the spawn.

>100%ing spawn
>Ever
You should rush in, win mid, and push the enemy back. You only paint spawn after you get splatted.

I thought this board was 18+.

Mostly Playing Salmon Run & Turf War to unlock Shit on all Clothes.
I want Fun, not Salt.

Nigga if you can't even get to A or B rank you just suck.

haha yeah dude this board is for mature gamers like us
#4ThePlayers

I apologize, user. How DARE I enjoy a game you personally do not like? How foolish of me.

I'll PM you a link to my YouTube suicide stream. What do you want me to write on my bare chest so the world will know who the total badass who caused it was?

At least i got Professional on Salmon Run.

do you use gyro aiming?

yes

why?

>profresh
>meaning anything

Just curious. A lot of people won't try ranked because they use sticks and they're afraid of getting rekt

I don't take Turf War seriously, I just go into it sometimes to play a new weapon I've never used before.

So did I on the first night along with everyone else.

Would you feel guilty if you jerked off to splatoon porn?

Want to unlock all weapons first and then i try ranked mode

I don't feel guilty so I guess not.

why should i if it feels good?

No, it's just porn.

Squid-human hybrids do not exist, user.

I've never seen Splatoon porn so I'm not sure.

>Someone took the time to do all this cropping over 2D porn
I hate the Internet.

You need to to splat other squids in order to create a power play situation. Staying behind to paint spawn is a bad strategy. It's better to paint it bit by bit during respawns

Ask me when I'm done.

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>playing to win
ugh your such a dinosaur with your archaic mindset we only play for fun these days otherwise it's not fair on the other players

I don't.

Rush the enemy for control of their territory. Once you die, paint some of your base and quickly move on to keep the pressure. Paint a little more of your base everytime you die.
Playing any other way will get you a Defeat, unless you're just unreasonably better at fights than your opponents.

That guy drew the inkling so fucking well, it's a shame that he had to also draw "generic disgusting old man #473".

who cares about being good at the game, as long as its fun

>he literally can't even beat 12 year olds

Well personally Im S+ but if I wasnt I wouldnt care, cause I dont try to beat everyone possible, as in I dont use all the "good weapons" that ensure a win

I want to fuck that squid.

Link?

Everybody wants to fuck that squid.

It's really only a factor on Kelp Dome. The spawn area is usually small enough to be ignored.

Just search for Splatoon on exhentai and click on the doujin of the blue haired squid

Squids are for eats, not fugs.

They're for both.

>wasting time on filling out corners instead of rushing to take control over important choke points

>not playing ranked
>not playing tower control

Man, I sure love squids.

>Man, I sure love squids.
Me too!

Matt pls

Is this the headgear that players overestimate their skill

This was easier to fap to than I thought it would have been.

Mostly the look in her eyes.

>S+
Could you be any more of a scrub?

I want to commit a woomy.

If you're a charger that's all you can do.

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Chargers can paint decently in open areas. If you strafe and spam low charge shots you can paint rectangular spaces quite well.

I go commando every game, this usually costs me but fuck it.

>I go commando every game
what did he mean by this

getting control of mid before the enemy team is more important than autistically painting every corner of your spawn in the first 30 seconds

you're supposed to paint your base when you respawn after your first death

Who cares? It's fucking turf war. And if you want the spawn painted so much, paint it yourself. It's the most casual, ill informed complaint you could make while playing the game. I genuinely thought it was only 10 year olds in the plaza saying that shit

He means he's a lewd loli.

default gear probably

How is it possible that this scrub mentality persists after two games? Spawn doesn't matter, you need mid early, because you either win by dominating the very first part of the game or leave it to the very last few kills with 45 seconds left on the clock.

I hope you have equally terrible opinions on everything else so I don't end up on your splatfest team.

>Always do this
>end up with 2000p in most matches

Killing others is tempting but not quite the point, yes. Carbon Roller is godly, gotta go fast

Only until the psycho mantis mask comes back.

Nap. If you stay in your spawn the enemy has a chance to push inward. As soon as the game starts you should push into enemy lines as much as possible so you can keep them there while your team has a chance to ink turf past the halfway point of the map, then keep pushing into the enemy spawn and fight them there so they can't get out to take the turf back.

Drives me crazy when people say you should ink the spawn first. That's how you lose my fren.

This makes me want to ink so hard

You get your 1st special by quickly painting to center, and meeting the other team.

Not painting spawn serves purpose. If you lose center, You still have options for getting more specials to try and take it back.

If you paint spawn:
>A: you are not helping your team take center and gain advantage in the beginning
>B: If they lose the 3v4 (because you are "busy painting") in the beginning, you make it tougher for them to gain more special when attempting to retake center/advantage and rebound.

I need to shoot my goo my dude

i need to headpat female inkling

TURF WAR IS LITERALLY SPLAT ZONES IN SPLATOON 2! IF YOU DO THAT YOU'RE A SCRUB ASS CASUAL WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY! KILLS ARE FAR MORE IMPORTANT!

>user gets placed onto your team
>spends two minutes meticulously painting every single pixel in spawn
>gets splatted the moment he leaves
>spends the last minute of the game seeking out tiny, insignificant splotches of enemy ink in the spawn before going back to mid and dying again

boy i sure do love spawn camp control

In higher levels of play, yes, unironically.

In A and below, not so much.

>he doesn't idle under the ink behind the enemies and kills them all 5 seconds before the end to automatically win


lmaoing at ur life

you're the reason people lose matches, shithead.
It's much more efficient to ink as you go and gun it for the centerfold as quickly as possible to shut the other team in their bases

are you fucking retarded?

>inking the walls in some corner while breathing from my mouth
>some guy comes up behind me and starts dumping ink into the back of my head
>"oh shit what the fuck was that?"
>look around dumbfounded as ink continues to slop against my face
>see the guy shooting me
>slowly aim up to him as he empties his entire ink tank in my eyes
>splat him with two shots from my Aerospray
>go back to painting walls

I just can't play this game anymore. The tick rate being worse than the first game kills it.

Yeah but there isn't like a single spawn with long stretches of ground right at the actual spawn. So Chargers while great at long lanes, are still shit at painting the spawn.

Do you want to have a thread or just adhom each other until autosage?

Dude that's my exact same outfit, minus the eyes and Hero Brella

I do though.

I got superfresh with the regular jr because I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO FUCKING INKS SPAWN. and ink armor is fucking great.

Different guy, what the hell are you talking about? How does rank change the dominant strategies of a game mode?

Splatoon 2 makes mid and kills much more important. The nerfed specials really changed the meta.

Because I only run salmon fight me pussy lv20 for life

>tfw no squid gf

After the new nerfs this has become my new baby over the Aerospray. Sadly the Heavy Gatling still sucks ass, I want to main it so hard but everytime i play with the heavy gatling i lose

you don't because it's a stupid tactic
you need to push them back hard every time someone spawns on your side they should paint a new strip out. But initially you should push that front line hard and do the best you can to box them in. Turf War is more like a death match than any other game type because every inch of the map is potential points you don't want them to have. So it rewards suppression of players who are not even in the main kill zone.

Rapid Blaster is fucking awesome on tower control

>he doesn't rush mid to control it and splat the enemy

Just disconnect, scrub.

I ahven't given the Rapid blaster much thought. Maybe I'll try it out. I tend to be more of a painter tho but using the .52 Gal I still come out with 8 splats sometimes more then 10 splats without trying hard. Of course there are still games that totally suck balls though, but i doubt tits the weapons fault.

That *TSCHINK* sound is music to your ears when the enemy team is clustered on the tower.

this makes me want to have a daughter and make her cosplay as an inkling

I just looked at it. Honestly Like the sub and special for the 52 gal more, (tracker and ball of bullshit), they also charge really fast imo on the 52 gal. I will definitely take the rapid blaster for a spin tho.