Why is she so perfect bros?

Why is she so perfect bros?

Because youre a healthy young man going through puberty and your hormones are signalling you ti mate its a natural respinse please dont waste it go outside and find a nice girl we love you don't waste your youth on video games especially now as abtriarily politically topical as it is now

I'm 30

No you're not.

Her only appeal is her average butt.

>a nice girl we love

She isn't

Having only a great butt doesn't make her perfect.

most overrated zelda in the history of zelda

hey fuck you buddy I can waste my youth if I want to

I want Zelda to lick my sweaty ass clean.

I am literally unlovable

I want to lick Zelda sweaty ass.

Zelda is perfect by definition.

>Average
Imagine being a chubby chaser

What does Zelda's butt smell like?

Nowhere in that definition states that Zelda is perfect in any shape or form.

How so?

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with people like you?

People only like her for her ass, her character is a fucking drag

Twilight Princess Zelda was hotter

Imagine being a pancake lover

Choose

You called?

>you either like flat asses or morbid obesse cheddar cheese asses
No, fuck off with you chubby chasers. Zelda's ass is the PERFECT amount of thickness.

I don't have to imagine, I live with it.

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She's beautiful as a brunette, but BOTW is better.

Like a Silent Princess.

SS

This.

Okay.

flowers

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>glasses
My dick, user, Jesus Christ.

But she poops from there

Yummy yummy Zelda bummy

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Because she isn't real :^)

>People only like her for her ass
And her sexy eyebrows.

That's makes it even hotter.