I hate ubisoft

>be me
>want to play new southpark game
>realize ubishit is the publisher
>they want me to download their shitty bloatware to play their fucking game
why is the gaming industry such shit? what do?

because steam

>be me
WOW, you were like literally me?

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its true, valve def started this bullshit

any recommended vpns?

>Uplay is literally the worst thing to ever happening to gaming.
>Steam is just fine.

Say it with me: IT'S OKAY WHEN VALVE DOES IT.

>strawman arguement
i never said steam was ok

get a better hobby? or at least good taste in video games because
>south park
fucking cringe, m8

what is wrong with southpark?
anyways what games do you recommend?

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Crack it like a communists skull

It's just an Ubisoft version of steam. Actually has some cool unlockables via achievements in game. Un-install when you are done with the game?
You should be outraged at paying 60-90 dollars to play stick of truth again with different battle system.

The Opera browser has a free one

>be me
断る

>buying games

Funny enough, when Obsidian was working on the first game, they also were hesitant of having to use the DRM of ubisoft.

o shit really
might wanna get opera now

There's nothing you can do aside from Human Genocide.
Give up on this hobby, there's no saving it thanks to addicted whales, clueless normies and every other Wealthy Minority and Massive Majority that contributed to all the jew tactics we see in games today.

>buyfags

I use it, it's basically chrome except it doesnt eat up your ram

The assassin suit is available if you have a uplay account or some shit.

Way to gate content faggots

How old where you when you grew out of South Park's "humor"?
For me, I was 10. I can't see anyone older than that and still enjoying South Park as anything other than mentally challenged.

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>ISP blocks bittorrent
>rely entirely on mega and whatnot
>nobody sticks pirated games on mega
And I'm certainly not paying $60 for it. Stick of Truth was barely worth the $30 I paid and it still has a fucking $40 price tag right now... fuck me and fuck off

The drm has supposedly been cracked already. Wait until tomorrow.

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>ISP blocks bittorrent
not possible

use a vpn you fucking retard

I come from the olden days of torrenting .iso files off of demonoid on AT&T DSL and nobody giving a fuck. Now I'm old and don't know how the modern pirates do it. I thought a VPN was something you pay for?

It is unless you want some unreliable shitware. That being said, if you're being actively throttled by your ISP, you have no choice and should be using one at all times anyways to give them the middle finger. Decent ones are like 4-6 bucks a month. I don't use one but if I was going to I'd probably try protonvpn, this sounds like shilling but I saw some user mention it and bookmarked it if I ever felt like watching other regions Netflix's

its already out

Astraweb

Buy it on console.

This pic isn't really useful on Sup Forums since everyone here is a confessed bottom slut.

Current ISP has a "three strike" policy regarding piracy, and after strike three they supposedly ban you for life and also report you to the authorities or something. I have two roommates and the internet is in roommate 1's name, so I'm not going to risk getting him/us banned from using the only cable internet provider in town. I know that when I had Comcast (5 years ago, in another city) I got emails fairly often that say they knew I had downloaded [insert name of TV show I had torrented recently] and they'd tell one me of I kept it up, but they never enforced that. With a VPN, am I safe to torrent whatever or is it still possible for the ISP to see/suspect something?

>With a VPN, am I safe to torrent whatever or is it still possible for the ISP to see/suspect something?
Yea for the most part, still best to avoid any vpn companies/individual servers based in any of the five eyes (america, bongland, new zealand, canada, australia) because they have to keep logs in those countries

With a VPN literally all they'll see is that you're connected to your VPN, what the traffic is they can never ever know. Picture this, when you torrent, you're downloading 500 different pieces from 500 different people. Now, with a VPN, you download 500 different pieces from 1 "person". your VPN, who is tunneling all 500 people into themselves and then into you, with end to end encryption.

>be me
Who else would you be?

Stop playing on pc then

Post em

>pirate game
>don't have to deal with this shit
Wew

jews

I'll buy it ONLY if they get rid of Denvo and Uplay. Pirating it the game it is then.

You posted this in the Sup Forums thread too

I think steam is DRM done decently okay, the problem is that every publisher wanted their own app, social shit and DRM
It's still Valve's fault for allowing them to put another DRM on top of it, they were to pussy and still probably are to not allow them to do this shit
I just hope it doesn't turn more into shit that it already has

>Denuvo
Maybe, since others have done it after the games got cracked
>Uplay
I don't know how it is with this game but if its also needs it on Steam, I doubt they will remove anything

on the + side it's also made by ubisoft so you can rest assured that it's a shit game anyway

>I'll buy it ONLY if they get rid of things that don't affect gameplay

Stop trying to justify your piracy and just admit you're a degenerate

I never even tried to justify it you faggot.

>w-well guys i would buy it if it didn't have this thing that prevented me from pirating it :P

Retard

more like if they don't cut it out and legitimately lose sales then there's no love lost if they go out of business over it. their fault for being dumb fags

the moralfag pirates actually exist though
and they're the worst pirates
and they buy about 300% more than buyfags
Based on an ofcom study called deep dive or something.

They're gay as fuck but they exist, and evidently they're loud.

have you seriously wanted something in life you couldn't have? or in this case, refused to use your own hard earned money toward for being a shitty business practice?

how old are you kid? why are you still a leech? news flash for the tots here, living off mommy and daddy in adulthood is way more harmful to economy than pirating a video game

>steam is DRM done decently okay

lol only in the actual user experience. in every other way it's just as heinously evil as every other DRM. Steam is abjectly terrible for the consumer.

fuck off

You have accepted your chains and now you feel comfortable as a slave.

nigger what the FUCK are you actually talking about, ever. does that fedora cut off circulation to your brain? God have mercy on you

>discussing the economy on Sup Forums
>calling people children on Sup Forums
>being on Sup Forums on Sup Forums

valve dosent put steamworks on half life 2, they dont care or want it. its literally there because publishers demand it

it's a piracy discussion you moron, it's always about economy. you're the one who needs help in the form of a fucking book

>le 4chinz is for the randumz xD
yeah I got your number this fast. fuck off back to r/gaming and 9gag you stupid slut.

Slave mentality is a hell of a drug.

steams level of drm has been around since doom 2s floppy disc

>playing games like FBH on PC
Get an Xbone for like $130 and rent it for a weekend. Do that with most games.

I have a job that earns me money to buy video games and use that money conscientiously as a functioning adult. Are you sure you aren't the one with the IQ of a nigger from actual slave times? Get a job you gross faggot.

>as i type in googles capcha that uses my typing of captchas to earn other people money

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I really enjoyed the stick of truth and am looking forward to fractured but whole once they release the game of the year edition. What exactly is wrong with South Park?

daaaamn gurl is Xbox that cheap now? def what I'll be looking at getting before too long. had a PS4, it's a waste of money. it's like even Sony knows it is, by putting almost everything worth playing on it on the PS3 as well

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>corporations are the only ones who have rights
corporatism is inherently anti-free market and is a system designed to create an internalized limited market for the purpose of the destruction of a free market system.

>game has restrictive DRM

>Just don't buy it

Wew, boy, that was hard.

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who are you quoting or even talking to you crazy asshole

>corporatism is anti-free market
>this capitalist construct with capitalism being the founding premise for a free market is anti-free market

nigger you are dumb, go back to school

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Tumbler pls leave.

you dont have to work for a corporation, nor do they actually have more rights than you lmao

wanna know what i do for a living. fix electronics. in my own shop, that i own. you? you leech of my taxes, kek, and live a smashingly medicore life pretending to be smart, bernieboy

Corporatism is an oligarchical system relying on nepotism that buys out the government to institute limits on the free market of a nation to shift it to a limited market.
The consumer has equal legal rights to the business in a free market, that is to say, none.
Which means you can assfuck people who want money by charging nothing for things if you want.

>pc gaymer

tl;dr go read these articles you copypaste and parse information like an adult you dumb commie sheep

back on topic, how do people judge emulation compared to other forms of piracy? seems to me like a lot of stuff that's out nowadays must have been internally leaked. desmume is a great emulator that came out very close to when the DS stopped being relevant. Dolphin came out barely into the Wii's overall lifespan and is one of the best optimized emulators ever made. PPSSPP is really good and runs on toasters despite the added hurdles that emulation adds to hardware strain, on an amateur level. cemu came out before the Switch was out.

it's not an unheard of practice. Blazblue CS leaked for Windows on day 1. KoFXII has a Windows build, which reminds me, I still need to compile that iso... bought the game anyway so according to EULA, that's not even piracy

god i wish that was ME

>Mysterion barely in the game, less relevant than fucking Craig
Someone say it ain't so. He's my favorite.

speaking of the DS and emulation, Castlevania Portrait of Ruin was almost assuredly made with emulation in mind. you never need the touch screen in the main game, ever. the second screen is a map and there's a shortcut to view the map on the main screen through the inventory. touch screen functionality is confined to the game's sister mode and from my recollection it works like shit on the DS' tiny screen and stylus; mouse is probably an improvement

it's also like the best CV game and readily available on known ROM sites despite Nintendo trying to take a bunch of licensed stuff down recently