ITT: best lines in gaming history

ITT: best lines in gaming history

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I may be half human, but I am all woman

>Tough, don't blame us. Blame yourself or God.

THAT'S how you start a fucking video game

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What game is this?

>'Tis your faith and birth that wrong you, not I.
Use the superior translation, please.

“This is like taking candy from a baby! Which is fine by me.”

already posted my dude

You want S.T.A.R.S.?
I'll give you S.T.A.R.S.

>I FOUND YOU FAKER

>FUCK YOU! AND FUCK YOUR MARKER

>Ha! You're not even good enough to be my faI'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS

Never has a JRPG protagonist been such a piece of shit & actually gotten called out on it so thoroughly.

WOW
WHAT A MANSION

>curbstomping some nigger so hard his elbow spontaniously explodes
Shit Isaac you hardcore.

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I see you're a man of good taste

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Filth

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upvoted

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start at 0:26

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I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE WON TO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIIIIIIIIIIiight

Ready for the moshpit shaka brah

>Off my chair, jester. The king sits there.
I feel like the entire game was just an excuse to use this one line on the villain at the end.

JILL, HERE’S A LOCKPICK. IT MIGHT COME IN HANDY IF YOU, THE MASTER OF UNLOCKING, TAKE IT WITH YOU.

asd

That actually sounds fucking cool (outside of context at least) though. I think you misunderstand the point of this thread.

>tfw thw XBLA remake was worse than kidney failure

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>WEISS YOU DUMBASS

But that's nuts

Rhythm Thief had some cool lines but I can't remember any, someone help me out here.

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I never played it, how was it different? I only ever played the N64 version.

IT'S TIME FOR JACK

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JK Simmons really makes this work though. Voiced dialogue is not the same as written dialogue, changing the medium of delivery can make anything awkward.

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War of the Lions is fucking gay and shit.

What's the correct answer?

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I always forget how awful a majority of sentences are in Kingdom Hearts

Not really a CV fan but I genuinely love this line. I think people took it WAY too literally.

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>I'm so gonna shoot the shit out of you!
Every part of this sentence is hilarious

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I agree. I think it has to be taken in context.

Whoa - I haven't gotten to that part yet.

Is it in Re:Chain? I'm finally playing through it.

>What a shame

Unironically a great line, just for being in a kids' Disney game.

Man, what the fuck happened between 1/CoM and 2 to make KH's writing a complete joke? I've never played the remake, does he still say it there?

I love how mad Leon was. I would be too. I want to kill Dracula again but Konami won't let me.

People actually remember this game? Holy shit I thought I was the only one with good taste.

I'm pretty sure every answer except nothing works

THAT'S RIGHT! RUN YOU BASTARDS! I'M COMING FOR YOU ALL!

Most likely. The entirety of ReCom's script was taken directly from the GBA game IIRC, and it's pretty noticeable from how much more awkward it is to hear someone saying it rather than just reading it.

If you paid attention, the line makes perfect sense. The pictures the Nobodies stole were of Seifer standing over a beat-up Roxas.

This and California speed was my shit back in the day

This was so fucking stupid, holy shit. It was such a forced line and it was hilarious how the game couldn't decide whether Lara was just an action survivor or a bloodthirsty killer.

Unfortunately no. RE:CoM completely botched the games original script. Basically the only reason to play the GBA version because it has a superior script that's a lot edgier with edgier moments. And some pretty solid pixel art.

I much prefer the how GBA version plays too. The other version feels too bloated.

>Not even death can save you from me

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THE LALELILALO?!

Playing KH2 for the first time. I'm shocked at how much I love Sora

>within 10 minutes of waking up he's asking donald and goofy to recap the entire plot for him because he has as much trouble following the story as us
>gets into a fucking fist fight with the samurais in Mulan because one slugged him in the face
>that constant cheeky cunt snark

I thought that he was just a generic shonen hero but he's basically Donald duck lite. It's fucking amazing. I also like that he mostly just wants to go home and chill. None of this "I'll be the greatest keyblade master ever!!!" One piece/dbz shit

The GBA version plays better, it's far more challenging due to the limited range of movement.

And the card system worked way better with that game's art and perspective rather than trying to mash it and the first KH's combat system together.

Wait a minute...

How is this one not posted yet?

A dud!?

Deadspace 2 is amazing

>When even the characters in the story start questioning the validity of the plot

Is there a reason you think portal is a reddit game? or is it that it got to popular for you to like anymore you entertainment hipster shithead.
give me one fucking reason a line from one of the objectively best video games of all time is from reddit, is it because that "the cake is a lie" was a reddit meme at one point and they used to say it a lot on reddit? or is it that you don't want to put yourself in a group of people that like a certain game because they act like fucking children. and how would you know that this game or its sequel was discussed on reddit unless you browsed reddit early on and found out it was uncool to like it coming to this site and wanted to fit in with the "cool kids" on this site, so now you hate a game that you once like just so you don't get insulted over the internet and get your little fragile feelings hurt because of how insecure you are

fuck you

Yeah user Sora is a pretty great character. Don't let other people tell you otherwise, he's a great protagonist. Good VA as well.

"Tonight i finish my task, and end our nightmares FOREVER!". How he went from smug before the battle to sheer desperation makes it memorable.

I'm playing my way through the series now for the first real time. I have played through KH1 like five times, but never went beyond that (save for trying Chain of Memories on GBA when I was too young to enjoy or understand it's unique battle system), so I'm making my way through it now.

I hated it at first, now I've got a good grasp at how to use the battle system and I kind of really enjoy it. I am glad the WHOLE series isn't card-based, but I enjoy it. Just started the second chunk of worlds (after the Loraxine (?) battle).

But I will likely play the GBA original some day.

Speaking of, I've got the PS4 versions of I.8 and II.8 or whatever the hell and I know the 385/2 Days (or whatever the hell) and I think Dream Drop Distance are just cutscene collections and not the games. Are those games worth seeking out and playing? I know they might be tough to get a hold of, but thought I'd ask.

Sorry to hijack thread, but hey - at least it's vidya.

just wait until the nightmare before christmas world, friend

what game?

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NANOMACHINES SON!

The playable games in the collections are
KH1
KH2
BBS
Re:CoM
DDD
and 0.2 BBS, but it's more like a demo

The others like 358/2, Re:Coded and X are just cutscenes

I've only played up to 2 and I want to do this. 2 burnt me out so fucking hard, but I'm willing to give the series another chance. I really want to get I.8 and II.8 because I've always wanted to play the spinoff games and as much as I hate it, I am kinda hyped about KHIII.

THAT'S MY PURSE

I always wanted that fucking DOG STREET shirt.

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This is late AND has been answered a million times, but what said, since the only answer to the riddle Ravel cared about was the one that the Nameless One gave. So all the other people that tried the riddle before that she killed could never have solved it, since they weren't him.

The OLIOLIOLIOLIO?!

Days is not really worth going out of your way to play. It's really tedious and the combat is kind of ass

hes trying to slay that kairi puss dude
i'd bash shit for 10 years to get that chance too

Same. I did actually try 2 once upon a time, but got all the way to Mulan (pretty much level one) and after all the Roxas shit, the story was too convoluted to enjoy and I dropped it. I was like 17.

Now, almost 10 years later (damn...), I find I do enjoy the fuckin nuts story with the fast-paced battled system. Plus, Disney + JRPG shit is fun. I dig it.

So hyped for III as well.

So that other PS4 collection (2.8?) that came out recently (that is like $15 more than the other collection) only has DDD and 0.2 BBS as playable games? That feels like a gyp, really.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

Still the best.

Yeah it sorta is, considering the combined collection release on PS4 was only a few months after that and it's cheaper
But if you like BBS and want to see how DDD improves upon the gameplay then it might be worth trying

i'm sorry but what did i witness

what did they mean by this?

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So DDD improves on BBS? I don't think I've ever heard anyone say that. DDD is the 3DS one, right? And that was a really good one?

That's not a snarky comment - genuinely curious. It's hard to tell on here sometimes, hah.