Itt: it is October 27th 2017

itt: it is October 27th 2017

it's gonna get real fuckin spooky real fuckin soon

Well it's 3 days after destiny 2 released and I'm already out of shit to do

TIME TO KILL SOME NAZI SCUM

>Please, M-M-Mr. Mario. P-Please let me l-l-live...

>fires get worse every year
>hurricanes keep getting worse
>high rainfall events like harvey keep getting worse
>arctic sea ice is vanishing
>more and more heatwaves every year
>more species go extinct every year
>more plastic enters the oceans every year
>the corals bleach more every year
>oceans become more acidic every year
>invasive species outcompete local species more every year creating a biological crash like during the Late Devonian period
>crops become less nutritious every year as CO2 in the atmosphere rises
>snowpack and glacier fed rivers lose a bit more flow each year
>fossil aquifers essential for crop growth depleted more each year
>less and less fossil fuel reserves each year
>more and more diseases develop antibiotic resistance each year
>tropical disease vectors able to spread further north each year
>deserts expanding each year
>acceptable growing range for crops like coffee and cocoa declining each year
>forcing per square meter of the earth climate system increasing every year
>seas rise every year
>permafrost thaws more every year
>more toxic algae blooms from Eutrophication each year
>oceans lose more and more Oxygen each year
>plankton populations decline each year
>more trees cut down in tropics each year
>more refugees each year
>population goes up each year
>ice caps melt more each year
>less and less available phosphate rock for fertilizer each year
>less and less rare earth metals available each year
>economy becomes more unequal every year
>seasons blending together more every year
>temperatures rising virtually every year
>essential pollinator numbers declining every year

cool

And video games get worse every year.

good

>we live in the period directly before the human advancement bubble pops from overpopulation and undersupply and we have peaked entirely

Feelsgoodman

cool i live to see the destruction of human life

Or we, like we have in all of history, invent a new technology which will enable greater population density and survivability and the cycle continues as it has since the fall of rome.

We won't need video games to play fallout soon

I'm bored

>yfw Todd Howard capitalizes on Fallout Hyper Realistic edition and charges you $80 to leave your house

You mean western games get worse every year.

man, did you see what happened to all of KJU's missiles? those hunks of shit just fell out of the sky!

>japanese games are any better

Dont kid yourself

>invasive species outcompete local species more every year creating a biological crash like during the Late Devonian period
always been a thing, that's why they are called "invasive"
>crops become less nutritious every year as CO2 in the atmosphere rises
It's the exact reverse, you stupid moron. More CO2 -> more plant growth
>less and less fossil fuel reserves each year
20 years ago we didn't even knew Guinea had oil and the estimated size of Nigerian oil fields was smaller than what we are digging nowdays
>more and more diseases develop antibiotic resistance each year
Maybe, just maybe because you are eating fucking antibiotics prescribed to you like a fucking candy
>tropical disease vectors able to spread further north each year
Still gonna stop on tropics, since, duh, tropics. It's like you can't into basic climate on Elementry tier
>acceptable growing range for crops like coffee and cocoa declining each year
Literally what? It's the reverse
>seas rise every year
Depends on the region, it also decreases in certain areas. You know, tectonics
>more toxic algae blooms from Eutrophication each year
... which covers inland water, which is irrevelant, since it only exists in regions with rain-fed agriculture anyway
>oceans lose more and more Oxygen each year
Now you are just making things up about shit you don't even understand
>more refugees each year
I was waiting for this one, now I can just shrug and send you back to Sup Forums or Sup Forums or whatever paranoid board you belong
>population goes up each year
No fucking shit! It's almost like that's a normal thing!
>less and less available phosphate rock for fertilizer each year
Yes user, beause we live in 1970s and the Chinese, Kenyan, another Chilean and few other phosphates fields weren't discovered yet, each of them on its own quadropling our source of phosphates
>less and less rare earth metals available each year
Do you even mining in Africa?

>2017
>Muh Malthusian collapse

I wonder who’s behind this post

Someone who is not suffering from schizophrenia

Seriously, it's been a loooooong time when I read such paranoid combination of neomalthusianism and simple panic based on data from 40-30 years ago, while being in denial about current state of affairs.
Also, note that I didn't dismiss the entire list, but just shit that's wrong and/or made up.

...

I AM ______ AND ________

>acceptable growing range for crops like coffee and cocoa declining each year
Yes, and? Because compared with the rest of the list it sounds like whining for the sake of whining itself.
Not that the list holds any value, but this one really stands out

You'll be dead before it becomes a global problem anyways.

OOGA BOOGA ROCKSTOP