>combine soldier
>meant to be a fearless killing machine
>doesn't eat or drink
>full of transhuman combine technology
>covered head to toe in high grade armour
>engineered to never retreat or feel pain
>screams help when on fire
>runs away from grenades and yells "shit!"
>yelps when shot
makes you think
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pick up that DARN can
>tfw metrocops had actual screams when you set them on fire, but got cut during development.
That's what happens when you use humans as the base for your super soldiers. Pathetic species. You can't fix them.
>t.SHODAN
>you see Anticitizen one and have a clear shot at them
>you leave your laser-sight on
BREEN'S GONNA FREAK
>dr breen where do you want all these explosive barrels you commissioned
>oh just leave them near destructible objects such as rotten wood, collapsible areas and large compounds of soldiers
is dr breen, dare I say it, /ourguy/??
>tfw I can't make Half Life threads that get replies without making the OP something that causes 90-100% of replies to be off-topic
>you will never have a game where you play as a metrocop
>kill rebels in canals or stop crimes in city
>work shifts
>option to go rogue like Barney or defect
>you can rank up
>NON MECHANICAL REPRODUCTION DLC
>choice system
fuck me gently
Just make it yourself, you lazy, untalented fuck.
Seriously, please do. I need that damn game too.
I've totally wanted something like this too.
Problem is, despite Sup Forums being full of people who are well-tempered and very knowledgable, everyone acts too retarded to form a development team.
This image is spot-on.
>4can
>smrt
Fuck off, retard.
>Pick up 4can
You should add nihilistic and wicked sense of humor for Sup Forums.
How do you do my fellow rick and morty watchers
>be upstanding policeman
>Combine come
>oh shit
>separated from family
>forced into Civil Protection because of my background and firearm training
>have to work 30 hour shift because of anfifatigue rations
>have to kill and beat people who have done nothing to me because dispatch tells me to
>haven't had sex in 4 years
>cash in 100 credits from killing people to fuck a prisoner girl
>feel like shit
>no friends since we're all just taglines and numbers
>the friends I do make get sent off to canals or relocated, or killed by rebels just for being cops
>see so much shit I need memory replacement to forget all the killings I've done
>rations are ok I guess
>oh fuck the city is on fire
>who the fuck is freeman
>all my colleagues get shot
>dispatch goes down, its over
>surrender to the rebels
>get executed because I'm an evil combine
FUCK rebels
makes me think
>Sup Forums
>smart
What did he mean by this?
pastebin.com
plz read
I'll post nudes if you do
>Smart
How many times have you guys completed half life 2?
I recall there being a short HL2 mod about playing as civil protection
Like Papers, Please, but with futurecops
I love it
>doesn't eat or drink
i know right? how i am supposed to be scared of something that doesnt poop?
deflated wojak
>Not taking the uniform of some random dead rebel and tagging along with them to escape C17
desu you deserve your death.
Maybe you should make a thread about a good game instead, then you won't have this problem.
That was just Gordon Frohman fucking it up.
>someone unironically believes smart people browse Four Cham
Who says they don't eat or drink?
Sup Forums should be retards acting like smart people acting like retards
Sup Forums - retards masturbating
>Autistic people acting like retards acting like smart people acting like retards
ftfy