What would you buy if you had 100 dollars to spend?

what would you buy if you had 100 dollars to spend?

I have 100 dollars to spend and I'm not buying anything

same but i need ideas

A short rope and a tall chair.

This

Some clothes maybe

a bad dragon

Ball grips probably

Lootboxes

Fallout 4 GOTY and some Creation Club Credits

fightstick

no
my fashion sense doesn't exist
i'm not that degenerate yet
i don't play anything with them

Salt and pepper pork chops over rice

dildos maybe a cute skirt

Some food

a bad dragon

If I don't know what to buy, I don't buy anything at all.

Weed

>degenerate
It is just a toy. Like videogame.

Invest it

the new bing bang wahoo 1up comes out next week so that +pizza and beer to go with it for nice relaxing weekend.

a jack cable for my guitar

>tfw the bad dragon penetrables don't feel nearly as good as an onahole

no todd
i'd consider it if i weren't terrible at fighting games
why not a regular fleshlight

play more fighting games then moron
only way to get better is to practice

try the dildos

Does it have unlockable game modes and achievements? Then NO BUY!

A loli.

Alcohol and A Hat in Time

An onahole and probably some time on FFXIV

I have the dildos but can't really use them on account of hemorrhoids and it fucking sucks. The one time I was stupid enough to use one while having hemorrhoids it put me in excruciating pain.

Give me some pointers.

Go to /biz/ and spend it on the opposite of what they tell you to spend it on

I have only janine, but it is more intense than vagina.

>look mum!
Recieve your first hands free orgasm.
>Sloppy seconds...
Have a go a second time without washing it in the meantime.
>Confused?
Penetrate toy from other side
>Busted!
Have a scene with other person catching you using it.

i'm not a pedo
>A Hat in Time
why isn't it on consoles yet?

>i'm not a pedo
Sucks to be you. Playing video games with cute imouto is the second best thing.

Nobody actually does sloppy seconds, right?

you can't buy people anywhere tho

I do
>cum inside onahole
>hop in shower
>feel the urge to jerk off again
>put dick in a second time

Clearly you haven't looked in any 3rd world countries.

Build an arcade cabinet

source on that picture? I've seen it a few times now

Yuru Yuri

Why not? It's just extra warm lube.

donate to the poor

will they blow me?

Haiti is pretty close by

it isn't

Put it towards whatever bullshit bill or car repair problem that's bound to show up with irritating frequency.

Gas

what if you don't have to pay the bills, fix anything etc

Bank it until something I want shows up.

400 McNuggets

Invest in a cryptocurrency with low market cap and good potential for growth. Buy Obysidian (ODN) while it’s only a few cents and sell after one year, when they’re worth over $100 each.

How well do McNuggets preserve?

I wish I could tell you, but they never last more than a day for me before I eat 'em

100 dollars of meat on sale right before my local corner store closes because it's really fucking cheap.

don't make me eat fast food senpai
why isn't everyone doing it?

Does that work?

You should buy some bus fare to go to some job interviews, you poor motherfucker.

but i have a job
where would i get that money otherwise?

buy a prostitute
and play DOTA together

>i have a job
Then get a better job, because you seem to think having $100 of disposable income is something special.

I bought a Hitbox controller with the $100 I got for my birthday.

No clue

don't know where and i don't really like or even respect whores
also mobas suck

i have more, i don't want to spend everything