So I've been streaming for two weeks

So I've been streaming for two weeks

How come I don't make 30k a month and have a hot gf yet?

Was I lied to?

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How does it feel having a gf

>30k a month
more like 200k lol

It's a lot of work, but you know you still care about her at the end of the day.

wrong site to ask that question

Bags of sandy milk

whos the qt grill

Like having a retarded daughter you have to take care of, but can legally fuck

Stream for two weeks in 2010 and you'd have made it.

Post more of her

Like having a more annoying 2nd job who pisses you off all the time.

You got in late, just like YouTube.

just do it every day for 4+ hours and actively try and network with other people with viewers and you could get a few hundred in a couple of months or partnered at very least or grow some tits

you need to do 8 hours a day with 1 day off in a week for like a year.
either play a competetive game and be good at it, or if you are entertaining you can buy every new release and play it.
or become an autistic speedrunner.
if you do that you will eventually match what a normal person earns via a regular job.
if you are lucky with certain timing on a certain game then you can skip this process.

I try to remember, but it's too long ago.

>tfw don't know who this

how out of touch am I.

Honestly it makes life harder and more depressing after the initial phase

having a gf that's not a bitch and is autistic like you while still being cute is the ultimate comfy feeling.

Youre still fucked up, but now you lose the hope that having a gf will make life better

This. It's unreal how much more work I can get done when I'm single comparatively. Now I can't even find the time for vidya. Makes me get a sense of regret.

Her farts must sound cute and smell nice.

Yeah thats the kind of shiteating grin you get when you got a gf who has those tits.

only good thing is the sex. you have to message them 24/7 or they get pissy. you also are paranoid that one day she'll say she's pregnant. honestly thinking of dumping mine because of that reason.

>tfw 28 and never ever had a gf
>Lost my first kiss to a prostitute

Im fucked

>showing off your gf on the internet
the ultimate cuck

Look at this man.

He has everything. Lucky bastard.

:_;

>hot gf
pic unrelated I hope? any pigface can wear a push-up bra

It's okay man we all Missed out on sweet teenage love and there is absolutely nothing we can do about it escept live with regret until the end of our lives

>love
its not love
its just sex for bragging right
there arent alot of people that get together in highschool that stay together

Listening to one of his rants on his Japan streams shows how anxious he really is.

i was chubby when i was 16.
had a highschool crush.
now i am 24 and fat.
i always imagine some alternate universe where i had my ideal girlfriend and actually started working out because of her.
and i wouldnt be a fat NEET.
Life is Okay this way too...

That's not even his girlfriend. He's an awkward Twitch streamer and his girlfriend was "Lea" or something, she cucked him and also showed her pussy on stream.

He's single and depressed now, but too awkward and weird to find any girls.

I like how the claimed streaming was hard work and compared it to overnight workers on the street repairing roads.
These retarded faggots dont know what work is.

>showed her pussy on stream
You can't just say shit like that and not provide a link.

>Girl had a constant crush on me
>I never liked her and thought I was too good for her
>10 years later
>She's the only girl who ever wanted to talk to me
>Now a KL virgin
haha...

youtube.com/watch?v=Rxq07AaCWJo

She does it more later by walking up the stairs.
Poor Chance, she was literally cheating on him and he just accepted it for a good while.

>you have to message them 24/7 or they get pissy.
>>uuuuugh anoooooon, rub my baaaaaaack...

After a decade of not having a gf, I almost forgot about this horror. Thank you for reminding me.

That was Byron and he was joking.

Very expensive
Often frustrating
But you have someone there to talk to most of the time

mommy milky

He's so awkward all the time I can't even tell. They hardly communicate like real people, they even say Twitch emotes aloud like retards.

you just didnt date a real human

I just realized you said "message," not "massage."

But both are true.

Constant selfloathing because your gf is average yet you still constantly crave at 10/10 stacies in yoga pants.

Lets face it, women are more like animals.

Sex whenever you feel horny
She's absolutely dedicated to making me happy
Sometimes annoying because you gotta take care of her
Someone to always hang out with, go to eat with, play videogames with
Sometimes can get annoying, as with any roomate or person you live with.

>Assuming road workers these days don't make use of machinery to do most of the manual labor and don't stand around talking or doing shit work 75% of the working day.

I have a wife..

Remember all that free time you used to have?

Now you have to spend it with her. Forget playing Resident Evil 3 into the early hours of the morning.

They never had jobs and play video games all day. They are basically neets with bigger checks.

>In Japan
Please. They repair sinkholes in 48 hours.

...

>when you just know she does ww cosplay for him in the bed

Its like having a person around who never actually say what they mean and constantly beat around the bush about what they want. On the plus side if you're great at fucking gou can plow her anytime you want.

Pretty much. No real world skills or work experience. It's a shame the Twitch model won't crash anytime soon because kids just throw money away at it.

It would be like sending 15 year olds to poverty.

Life is all about being YOUNG and cool, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents arent home. Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about

Sneaking out at night to lie with your virgin gf under the stars. Penetrating her for the first time. Seeing her face in the crowd at your HS football game. Having a huge group of jock friends. You never experienced any of that. It's over. You lost at life. Time to man up and become a provider. Time to downsize and save for retirement. Time to Gillete shave your face and become a mister. Time to acknowledge that you were always destined for mediocrity. Welcome to hell. Welcome to life.

you have missed out on teenage love

you'll never be 15 and in love

lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting

not worrying about rent, bills, student loans

only worry in life is how you're gonna cheat on that history test on monday

you'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you"

you'll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just **** like rabbits

you're in your 20's now

gotta get a good job

gotta be a serious man now

all the good ones are taken

maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you

they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter

you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girl happy
you have missed out on teenage love

anyone wanna be my gf?

speak for yourself virgin faggot

Any guy has this.
Those stacies are often boring people to hang around with too, since they don't need to develop a good personality or humility if their looks bring them places.

I could be your bf if you are my gf no homo shit though

Enjoy your ban

You take it for granted whether you want to or not and you only realize the advantages and preciousness of it after its gone.

>implying average girls develop good personalities nowadays
Feminism ruined women.

>posting soda when talking about gf's

video games

i'm hairy tho and not cute

Most of them would be fine anyway have rich families. Half went to college on mommy money then dropped out because of world of warcraft. The other half could just continue to sell nudes. I don't have anything against the male streamers though most are just autists who got lucky.

>hispanic girl asks me out first year of high school
>decline because I'm opposed to mixed couples
>10 years later
>never had a relationship
A-at least I'm not a race traitor..

>she has sex with
ayy lmao shes just leeching money off him

Because you didn't viewbot.
I know a guy who streamed every day for a fucking YEAR, 3 or four hours every day, day in day out. Even when he was sick, never broke 20 viewers.
I streamed for a day, saw I was getting 0 viewers, bought a viewbot package to get me up to 50 viewers, grew to 100 in the span of a month, now I have a full partnership and I make about $70 a month from subs and cheers.

Depends. Its rare but it exists.

I may have only had mutual crushes in high school but I got my share in college. I feel good desu.

the answer to this question depends entirely on the quality of woman you can find

>hey babe I’m bored get off that game
>don’t get off the game and let her be pissy
>wake her up with morning head and some food from your plate

There you go, you get to play video games, assert your dominance, and still keep her around without her fucking another beta like you

milky pennies

get it? because you'll be broke

this just seems like a shitty life

>streaming
>complaining about weak money and no gf
play competitive Smash bro

>you were too late for bitcoin
>you were too late for any cryptocurrency
>you were too late for YouTube
>you were too late for twitch
>you were too late for Instagram
>you were too late to be aborted

You made the right choice

The last thing this country needs is more mongrels

serves you right virgin

Love is a meme, who the fuck cares anything in relationship that isn't fucking is you as the man giving a bunch of shit to the woman.

>animer cancer
>know his streamers daddies name

this board is pure cancer now

Just sell drugs

WROOONG

They have great personalities because they've been socializing 24/7 their entire lives

yeah if you're retarded and got into a relationship because you wanted to fuck

>stinky day

>you were too late for bitcoin

This makes me mad more than anything right now fuck me maybe with youtube shit since I could just made a shit channel in 2004.

top streamers make way more than 30k a month btw

these threads are kino

they're more honest but they and their taste's are extremely basic

>he didn't get BTC at the dip
>he didn't get Ethereum
>he even didn't get Link

you have no one to blame but yourself faggot

this is completely accurate

lies, you can always start and get alot of views

i've seen alot of channels made only 1 or 2 years ago and have double my views even though i've been making vids for 7 years

And where are you now faggot? How much real American dollars do you have in your bank account?

i been streaming 7 days a week and stream nearly 9+ hours a day for 4 months...i dont know how people make a living off of this. i play variety games and rarely get above 5 viewers. its just the same 2-3 neets who watch me everyday. any advice

Well unfortunately I'm an uggo so I can't go around asking chicks for sex without all those little puppet strings of a relationship, and since all my other needs are fulfilled yeah I go into relationships solely for sex.

>youtube
>2004

>They have great personalities
lmao
I've dated a girl that was a complete sexy bitch in University, they are fucking boring and have no hobbies.

They are never forced to socialize or take initiative because they rarely ever have to. Once they face someone that isn't leading the conversation, they stumble and fall.

Thanks user, I still feel bad about my mistake but you kind of cheered me up with your retardation.