Game says don't do x

>game says don't do x
>do x
>die

>game says do x
>do x
>die

I've been depressed for 4 years

Sounds like you need a boyfriend

I just want a cute girlfriend (male), but they don't seem to exist outside of animu.

Nah, I have other problems that a relationship can't solve.

You say that, but then again you've probably never had a boyfriend so you don't know how good they are.

>game has X thats good
>buy game 2 in hopes of improved X
>X is removed, dev keep Y and added Z, both of them are shit, and making it very offputting to play

>feature X is fun but poorly implemented
>fans complain that X is broken
>in the sequel they remove feature X entirely instead of fixing it

Sorry but I'm no homo

>character during tutorial tells you that you'll need to learn to fight
>people don't put any xp points into combat stats
>say they can't finish the game because they have no points in combat stats

There's a reason the definition for gay is "happy", user

>game says don't do x
>do x
>achievement unlocked - bad boy

Why not a cute boyfriend (female)?

Same problem, really.

>i've been a big crybaby for 4 years
Perhaps you should kill yourself.

Sorry that's not going to help. I already ordered a canister of Nitrogen gas of the internet. Should be here in a few days. I read online that it's like falling asleep

>getting your shitter destroyed and populated by AIDS is happiness
Really makes you tink in the tonker.

So edgy

That kind of stuff can go wrong and give you brain damage dude. That would be even worse than however bad your life is now.

>NPC tells you don't do x
>don't do it
>game doesn't seem to progress anywhere
>get bored and drop game
>find out later you were supposed to do x

Are there any examples of this better than la-mulana's hardmode unlock?

Yea, that's pretty much what I just said.

Have you considered becoming a drug dealer?

I actually have a degree in Pharmaceutical Science so that would be kinda funny if I did. But nah I don't really want to do anything illegal.

Why not? It would make you fucking cool

I'm too old to care about being cool. I'd rather just be happy.

>stealth game guard says don't go there
>beta testers don't go there
>developers dumb down the game.

But cool guys get all the love and attention.

ATTACK WHILE ITS TAIL IS UP!

>tfw no bf

Have you tried buying one?

where?

Majestic 12

Everywhere. Just buy a boy some food and you're already in the door.

Mayeb you should try getting a job

what if he doesn't like it

I'm pretty sure that most of the boys will like it.