Haven't seen a writing this good since Fallout 0, truly an epic for the win experience from the Germany

Haven't seen a writing this good since Fallout 0, truly an epic for the win experience from the Germany.

Holy shit. What game is that?

Serious question, how does PB stay in business?

fuck you frog

Elex

I'm guessing EU funds/German government gibs and such.

reminder that if you pay for these shitty games you're part of the problem

German tax loopholes that allow you to write off a significant portion of development costs (in some cases 100%) on projects that are a commercial failure.

So basically games development is fucking brilliant for investors, same goes for television and film.

Kill me, Pete

What if he doesn't know it's there?

didn't they fix most of that after all the money Uwe Boll got from that?

the ultimate pill is that everything you love is the afterbirth of rich people trying to keep their money from being taken by the government, but historically speaking we should all shut the fuck up and be grateful

>EU funds/German government
Nah, German gov does not fund videogames.

he didn't have a bow in my game

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCKING DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!

It's a money laundering scheme by the german government

What's the problem?
He's talking about HIS bow

>didn't they fix most of that after all the money Uwe Boll got from that?

Nah, just introduced a few more loop holes to jump through.

t.Australian film maker who makes his living partnering with German companies for the tax loop holes and Canadians for the government subsidies.

International productions are a beautiful thing.

Maybe he doesn't want to bow before his Master anymore.

That's how it was for a fucking long time, but I do believe that this system is gone and buried now.

Kill me, Pete.

Are you sure that's a bow though? You can only see about 20% of it and the arrows are circumstantial evidence at best.

what the fuck

I bet other devs shit themselves with laughter every time PB releases a new game.

ELEX is unnecessarily hard. Even when playing on the easiest difficulty level I was massacred by everything. The first bandit I encountered killed me in about two hits. Twelve hours later that same bandit would kill me in three hits. Everything is so hard to kill and so high level I don’t know how anyone is able to progress in the game. Buying new gear cost so much money that you may get lucky and be able to afford a weapon that increases your damage by simply one point. You would think that you can run away from most battles, but guess what? Enemies are so relentless they will follow you to the ends of the Earth. At one point I had encountered a Raptor dinosaur and found out I was too weak to defeat it. I ran from it for probably fifteen minutes. I couldn’t even see it anymore and just went on to complete my quest. As I'm going about my business, guess who shows up? The same Raptor that I ran way from fifteen minutes ago still following me. It never stopped following me. This happens with every enemy I encountered. I got so bad that I had to run back to the first village and let the village guards kill everything for me.

Are you sure you're not confusing ELEX with Gothic 1, Gothic 2, Gothic 3, Risen, Risen 2, Risen 3?

Because what you've just described is literally every piranha bytes game ever made.

Sounds rad. 10 hearty keks for you user.

it was proven that its a money laundering scheme. The developement team is 90% idiots and 10% competent people who want to make a good game. The 90% idiots know it doesnt matter how good or bad the game is so they dont even try.