Jungle Inferno TONIGHT

Only a few hours until TF2 becomes playable again.
How will they fuck up the last day?

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>Matchmaker goes down
>Item server goes down
>Matchmaking just doesn't work for whatever reason
>Campaign missions don't work

I'd say 2-4 of these are inevitable.

always bet on item servers to fuck up

POST YFW

`,:n)

All of this

>implying the update won't be broken for at least a week even in a best case scenario
Have you ever seen a TF2 update before?

Matchmaking is going to be slow as fuck and item server is going to be down for the majority of the day. Campaign stuff is going to function fine as to piss you off even more that it takes so long to get into a server.

How is this fixing the game?

we dont fucking know nigre thats the point of the update reveal

It's not

I'm expecting at least some crashes due to the new flame particle systems.

Thermal Thruster is going to be underwhelming for a lot of people, while Dragons Fury and Gas Passer will both be reviled by baddies akin to the phlog (IOW they're fine, even underpowered if anything). Hot Hand is exactly what it looks like (joke weapon).

Second Banana does in fact have an offensive throw effect (small kit for teammates, makes enemies loose movement control in a 'slip'). It's probably OP but it will take a while for that consensus to emerge.

Day 4 is about the totally new matchmaking/casual setup and server system. It's totally new, MyM competitive is just gone. New mode is integrated 'Casual' and 'Competitive' for all Valve Official Servers.

The blog post teases Source 2 migration coming, and possible Valve map remakes, but none of that is part of this update.

You sound like a faggot.

You sound like a faggot.

FUCKING WHEN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Probably within the next 2-3 hours.

Probably within the next 23 hours.

RELEASE THE DAMN UPDATE BEFORE I PISS MESELF

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Well, some days it came out already, but there was a day it didn't come out until like 3am UK time

Just incase any of you retards fall for the bait, it's fake.

hey Sup Forums

ur.................................................................................................................................ugleh

Source 2 please even if it is in the heavy update

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>It's been ten years since launch and at least 8 since the inventory system and Valve still can't make item servers that are capable of handling a major update
I know it's harder than I would think it would be as an armchair retard, but you'd think by now they'd be able to handle it. Do the other Valve games with inventories get fucked after updates?

>play a bit after literal years
>everyone is still just as bad as before
woah...

Is the patch actually coming out today along with day 4? I don't remember how it usually goes.

Multi-day patches drop on the last day. Thursday is also prime patch day for TF2.

now?

IT'S NOT OUT SHUT UP

45 SECONDS LEFT NIGGERS

HOW THE FUCK DO I GET BORDERLESS IN THIS SHIT

POST YFW TONIGHT WAS THE NIGHT

T O N I G H T

Post pyros

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guys.. it's... over... Sandman got me... I'm going to bed... tell Pyro... he's... a....

>OH YEAH

yfw another hour until update

TF2 has become one of my favorite games ever, I can't believe it's gone on for this long. At this rate I don't think a TF3 would even be necessary, but I do wonder when they will port this game to Source 2.

[swivels smugly]

after all the silence... it's almost here....

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Considering they posted all the new Pyro stuff on Day 3, I'm really hoping the last day focuses on retooling matchmaking. I want to be able to join pubs from the server browser again.

VALVE STOP BEING FUCKING LATE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

the anticipation is killing me senpai

????

ITS OUT

NEW WEAPONS SOLDIER CAN FINALLY BE HAPPY
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go to properties -> set launch options then paste this in the window:
-windowed -w -h -noborder -novid

Im going to bed then

Post your favorite Domination line
>Here's something you shoulda built a not-dyin' machine

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retooling to casual/comp is confirmed, And Ive heard some people saying that they are finally updating the server browser

POST THREAD HYPE MUSIC
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NEGATIVE ONE

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Where is it?!

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Please let the balance changes be good
Please buff demoknight

F

yeah, banny actually agrees with the new weapons

he claims they are the recipe for a generalist pyro (new flamethrower and jetpack)

THREADLY REMINDER THAT THERE DOES NOT EXIST A SINGLE (1) GAME WITH BETTER BANTER THAN TF2
TRY AND NAME ONE (1)
OH WAIT
YOU CAN NOT
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those "post yfw" posts might as well be guarenteed_replies.jpg because he posts it in every thread and everyone wants to whore their reaction images

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AYYY

JUST

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BON VOYAGE DEAD RINGER NUISANCES

What does the pot of greed even do?

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I'am gonna fucking destroy niggas with the new Pyro cannon.

WE

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Overwatch

:^)

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People with low self-esteem make those posts because they crave attention but they are too stupid to get it with complex posts.

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FUCKIN
P U M P E D

>LOOK AT THIS JUST CAVED IN YOUR SKULL, BATS STILL DRY, NO CLUMPS OF HAIR NOTHIHG

ITS UP

and site goes down

Us people of darker toned skin ought to rule ancient egypt as monarchs

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caaaaan we have new weapons plese
plese?

>error when clicking on day 4

VALVE

>Here's a schematic for you: MY ASS
spit out my coffee a little bit

BONUS DUCKS

POT OF GREED ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS

"You just got dominated, Bilbo Baggins!"
"You just got dominated, Balbo Biggins!"
"You just got dominated, Bablo Bravins!"
"You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins!"
"You just got dominated, Bazbo Bibbons!"
"You just got dominated, Bulbo Buttons!"

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I haven/t played TF2 in like three years. Is it worth trying out the new update? Is there still a community? Has anything of interest happened in the past 3 years?

>I get to finally come back to TF2

Can't wait for the update to go live at 10 PM just like day 2.

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