DON'T KILL ME, I'M FRIENDLY BANANA

>DON'T KILL ME, I'M FRIENDLY BANANA

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what does friendly mean in relation to fps online shooting games

>post yfw killing friendlyfags

it means they're underage and wanna walk around the map and look at stuff

Faggots that wont take the time to find a containment server for their retardation. They walk around a regular match trying to befriend players and they actually have the gall to bitch and moan when you kill them. All friendlies must die a painful death.

Not playing the videogame but still taking up a server slot. Walking around with a non-weapon or melee out expecting people not to reflexively shoot anything that moves then whining like a preteen when the universe doesn't bend to the will of 1 petulant child instead of the collective wills of 20+ people actually playing the videogame.

Better than sex.

>on the verge of dying because of afterburn or some shit
>bump into friendly Heavy from the opposite team
>saves me with his Sandvich
>mfw I can't kill him for the rest of the match for fear of guilt

F

You just reminded me I need to rename one of Demo's bottle's to 'Lahey's Own Old Dirty Canadian'

>mfw triggering tryhards and making friends on tf2 at the same time

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Friendlies are fine as long as they don't complain when they're killed. If you wanna run around and have autistic tea parties, whatever. Just don't get mad when you do it in the line of fire.

>fine
Literally a wasted slot. I'd rather a 12 year old f2p that's actually trying.

>People don't take advantage of the enemy friendly Heavy as your Bitch Sandvich dispenser
Even if they don't have a sandvich, enemy still a man down

>enemy still a man down
>playing unabalanced games is fun
are you one of those players who stays in the game and doesn't switch when the teams are 12v4

Is there anything more satisfying than killing friendlies?
I ofter masturbate to the thought of killing them.

>friendly dance party on the bridge on 2 fort
>switch to demo-samurai
>massacre the lot

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>guy tries to fight me legit
>winning
>he starts to taunt
>kill him
>WTF HAHAHA TRYHARD
???

>plays 2fort
Already lost