Why are Mercy mains so fucking braindead?

why are Mercy mains so fucking braindead?

Easily the worst players of Overwatch

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I'm sorry sir. I promise I'll do better.

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When I feel like playing brain dead like I have a sliver of course left to level of one last win to get a loot box so I am not really in it anymore. I pick mercy

I'll heal you more next time senpai. Please don't spank me again.

Dumb sissy bois

You better if you want your mouthful of cock

Because she's not just the girlfriend hero, she's also the ERPer hero.

>Mercy Meta
>100% pick rate
>literally playing with a handicap if someone on your team does not play her
>flamed if you pick another support over her

Mercy as a hero is cancer, and should be nowhere near an FPS. The game is literally "Who can kill Mercy the fastest" before she ults and flies away.

This current meta is somehow even worse than triple tank, and that was as stale as can be. These niggers don't know how to balance themselves out of a paper bag.

>you will never have a Mercy main gf that looks exactly like Mercy, is Mercy, and is an actual girl and not a faggot

You wearing your chastity cage properly

>winston is usually really good at killing mercys
>valkyrie totally ruins that
Honestly I hate that more than the rez changes.

>Didn't fall for the Overwatch bandwagon
>Just installs TF2 if I want to play a healing support in a FPS game

Still zero idea how Overwatch is still a thing.

>actual girl

Reminder that Chads play 76

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>H-H-HEY G-GUYS DON'T FORGET ABOUT TF2!!

every fucking Overwatch thread

But it's true. The game is fucking free to at, and you can actually have fun over the mic without mods banning you from ever playing again.

When you're a casual, you see the word "healer" and stick to the move that heals. "If the team loses, then it's their fault. I was carrying as hard as I could."

When you're a casual that remembers that you can boost damage, you'll focus heal rein and damage boost rein when his health caps. This group also chases the dps for a damage boost regardless of team positioning or momentum with a smile.

Everyone else forgets that she has a gun that does heaps of damage and fires fast enough to accommodate shitty aim.

>Tfw being an Ana main in the current meta

Best part is is that theyll never touch Winston ever because they think hes "balanced". The jump cooldown is too long, the shield cooldown was horrendous but is now slightly better. Most enemies no matter the class can either: literally walk away from Winston and not die or just tank the damage and kill him first. (Winston could jump after them if need be but you know what Im saying) His damage is also just pitiful. Its like literally less than 20 damage per 2 seconds. Its ridiculously useless. The only thing his damage does is let the enemy know theres a winston and to kill them.

I like Winston a lot. And I play him alot. But the small changes they could give to him would not make him over powered but so much more useful. But itll never happen, better to just buff heroes that dont need to be touched at all like Mercy lol :^)

Winston was balanced before the Mercy changes. He's still pretty strong now despite it.
Valkyrie making him completely ineffective is insane and totally not okay though.

I do, except she hates Mercy with a passion and refuses to use her, it's weird

>why are Mercy mains so fucking braindead?
What do you expect from dumb sissy white bois?

...

brother

too many deepthroating sessions
every time they blackout they lose a few more braincells

Please let me try again master, I can be useful to you

Better question. Why are DPS mains so fuckin braindead?

kek

& Zen/Reinhardt for the other respective roles.

mercy players are rude, they always yell at anyone when they actually need healing

>friend started playing OW a week ago
>only plays Mercy

Of course~

post cage!
it better be pink...

maybe she's worried you'd like her more for being mercy than for being herself?

in any case congrats man

Today I will remind them

>friend plays mercy religiously, d.va alt
>they tried playing ana back when tank meta was a thing and mercy wasnt broken to fuck
>they'd only play them as a sniper and never stick close to nade the group
>now the mercy meta is a thing
>they're a tranny

bcae of sex leg

>"FUCKING MERCY PLAYERS ARE TRASH"
>"HEY WHY THE FUCK DON'T WE HAVE A MERCY SOMEONE GO MERCY"

someone has gotta be the healslut

All Overwatch players are braindead.

>People still care for Overwatch in 2017

>people complain that Mercy's rez ult is frustrating
>Blizzard reworks her completely, citing said frustration
>somehow make her rez even MORE frustrating
Now instead of a bucket of cold water being splashed in your head every time she has an ult (so once every minute), you get constant blueballing for the entire match. Great work, Jeff, really sums up the game as a whole too.

TF2 is getting a more meaningful update than OW has gotten in an entire year. Blizzard is fucking pathetic, and it's no surprise that Valve are the undisputed kings of pc gaming.

the only healer you need on your team

>easiest and most boring character to play
>people who like playing her are retards
hardly a controversial or hard to understand statement

>~
cringe

anyone who uses ~ is instantly cute in my book and i want to drain my balls into them

One advice for you, stay a sissy. Never try to ascend from this state.
I used to be aroused by being subby and all that shit, one day I told myself it wasn't a healthy life and tried to gain confidence.

Now I'm "healed" but I have to live every day of my life remembering I was once aroused by being fucked in the ass and strangled.

Everytime my friends are laughing about a sissy fag, I laugh with them but deep in my mind I know, I know I was like this poor guy once.

I'll never be a true man, my honor has been soiled already. I'm just trying to live my life without too many mistakes now.

I can't!

Drain into me user~

kill yourself faggot

>I can't!
post it to imgur
or do you mean you aren't allowed to?
sorry to hear that user
you could always try to go back to being a fuckboy though?

Most mercy mains are reluctant girlfriends and gmr grls that pick her just to be carried.

I main Dva, but I play mercy a lot when my team does comps because she's pretty much needed in any teamcomp.

what I hate is whenever the Mercy player is in a 2 stack they only put their beam on their butt buddy. Then they get offended when I hit the "I NEED HEALING!" more than once button. fuck oooofff.

Maybe you should actually speak and not use the genji button like a fucking loser

You best heal me right or you're going to be punished slut.

I never was a fuckboy, always been in the closet. The further I went was shoving a dildo up my ass but that's all. I never actually fucked a man, only thing I can be prouf of now.

that pisses people off even more.

the only punishment that really works on healsluts is to ignore them
even beating them up is a reward
why do you care so much user? if you are gay stop denying yourself and have instead of punishing yourself over what you think society wants from you

Then maybe you should just stop playing if you're gonna be such a weak faggot about it

I only started playing less than a month ago, who knew my main would end up being Orisa.

have fun*

Not allowed yeah... I'm sorry!
Of course sir, sorry

I'm not gay, I'm bisexual, but you're kinda right. It's just that my ideals are not compatible with being a fuckboy.
I want to be a leader you know? Someone people look up to.

be a top for the fuckboys then
most leaders are gay af anyway
at least you are caged that's the important part

>this thread
This is why the white race is dying.

are you sure its not because they're on the end of this 2 inch black peepee