I was one of the earliest buyers of the Nintendo Switch...

I was one of the earliest buyers of the Nintendo Switch, but I haven't touched it in goodness knows how long---it could be six months. You can't take the thing out and about with you because the screen is barely discernible in the daylight, so that shattered that dream of mine. Breath of the Wild was utterly dull stuff after a few hours--every dungeon the same, almost no enemy variety, nothing at all interesting in the story--even though I played Majora's Mask and Ocarina of Time to death. Mario Kart was completely dull, even though I loved the one on the Nintendo 64--I can't tell why--it looks plastic and it seems as if it holds your hand so much that you are barely playing a game--and then something about it simply seems mindless. I felt empty while playing it. Something that looks as ugly and disgusting as Splatoon I'd never play. Perhaps I've simply grown too old for Nintendo games.

Man.. Me too. I'm just so tired, so I bought a ps4 pro and started sucking massive cocks.

This thread is now a Nintendo girls thread.
Post cute images instead of shitposting.

You don't own a Switch though

you say that, yet you dont post an image of your own switch, kinda makes you look like a false flagger bud. Also you don't grow out of any games period, your tastes change, that's all, if you're self conscious about playing "kids games" just tell yourself that you'd probably wouldn't want to hang out with assholes like that either way

Im doing my part!

I too own a switch and barely play anything besides it, even though I have a geforce 1070, an xbone and a ps4.

(edit) assholes that would judge your for playing "kiddy games", you wouldn't want to hang out with people like that, that's what I meant

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I assure you that everything I'm saying is sincere. I had a vision of myself going on long walks and enjoying the experience of playing the good old Zelda and Mario games again in the outdoors, but what I have in practice is a barely-discernible little contraption that I have to play indoors anyway, and games that make me feel spiritually empty and mindless when I play them.

Well, you already posted my favorite one, what the fuck am I supposed to do now?

You're full of shit, post a pic of your Switch, or everything you've said up until this point is irrelevant

timestamp or gtfo.

and we know how to use "search Google for image", just thought you'd like to know that

I feel the same way user. You're not getting too old, it's just that these new games aren't all that. I'm holding out for the other games coming up.

I don't care enough to prove myself to you. You should be able to meet my arguments regardless of who is delivering them. To meet the argument that Zelda, for example, has about six different enemy types, or 125 "dungeons" that all look exactly the same and consist of having one short and simple puzzle in each, or scarcely a story or characters to speak of. When I compare it with OOT or MM it seems utterly lamentable.

>Anyone who doesnt like the Switch must be a falseflagger

>>I assure you that everything I'm saying is sincere.

You, and none of your posts sound sincere.

Oh shit, I can't find my Nintendo folder.

I may have to resort to shitposting soon!

>timestamp

sell it.

Thanks user, I'm glad to hear that.

Not this guy
But I feel the exact same way. Haven't touched it since project octopath demo came out

You have the burden of evidence, you made a claim, henceforth you have to prove it with evidence to back up your argument, and what kind of person considers picking up their cell, taking a snapshot of the console being a task too demanding, pic related

Wii U >>>>>>>>Shit >>>>>>>>Switch

You fuckers know I'm right

NOOO
PLAY YOUR SWITCH user
PLAY IT
IT'S GOOD! NINTENDO!

Sell it

I'll play it for a week or so when Oddessy comes out then it goes back to collecting dust

dude, that was weeks ago, you cant be playing it all the time, at least you can say that you have a fucking life

The switch is a glorified tablet

tell us something new user

I've done this with my PS4 and was told I was full of shit. Every modern console is garbage but I'll give Switch has as many games as my PS4 in its first year compared to my I think three years now with my PS4.

No..... NO...... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Muh odessy
Exactly switch has nogaems

You falseflaggers are fucking hilarious. I can't wait for Mario to come out so you fucks can shit on yourselves and I can laugh at you.

>Complains that it's boring
>Won't even buy any games

why do you fucks keep ignoring mario + rabbids? it's better than every game in your vita library but Persona 4

Wait until DOOM comes out

whatever you say bro

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

Why would I wait for a worse version of a game I played a year ago?

>even though I loved the one on the Nintendo 64
You loved that clunky, broken piece of shit?
God, fucking nostalgiafags.

>Xenoblade 2 in a month and a half
>Odyssey in a few days
Just gotta wait a bit longer...

nice

The literal state of sonybros minds

>Mario Odyssey
>FE Warriors
>Splatoon 2
>Metroid Prime 4

There's 4 games I want to play on the Switch, and I'm sure there will be more in the future. 4 games for a system this new to start out with isn't that bad.

I hope that was a copy pasta, otherwise, your autism has grown too fucking strong

When your at school tomorrow ask your teacher about paragraphs.

I'm almost certain the Switch will get more games over time. You have to remember that the 3DS launch and early library was pretty bad too, only having nintendogs, Pilotwings and OoT's remake for a long time.

My problem with it is the UI. I loved the Wii U and 3DS's layout, especially the later with its themes, but the Switch goes for this tacky looking minimalistic approach. Accessing certain functions is pretty weird too, like Mii Channel in the options and all that. I also dislike how physical titles stay on the menu even if it's not inserted in the cartridge slot.
It's a bit nitpicky, I know, but I just can't stand it. It's not as bad as the Wii Menu, at least.

Are you from China or Australia?

The pic being upside down was an artistic decision and totally was intentional

Play Xenoblade as well if you haven't played the original. The sequel announcement single-handedly sold it for me.

Boring, shit, or just plain games that are on other consoles.

Ask yours about run on sentences and the difference between 'your and you're'.

Ah yes I loved waiting 30 minutes for the Wii U to load up and then for the game to load. I love how you can just jump into a game on the Switch.

This is one of the most pathetic false flags attempt I've ever seen.

You consider 166 words too long for a paragraph?

I just hate the menu navigation. The load times for the Switch are better, I have to give it that. Tried replaying Mario Kart 8 on the Wii U and it took ages to boot up.
Trying to play Mario Kart Wii required going through the Wii U menu, then waiting for the Wii Menu to boot up, and then being able to start up the game. That was awful too, looking back.

>boring shit
not an argument, literally just an opinion, the only opinion that matters to me is my own and I think these games are exceptional

>"All Nintendo games/games on Nintendo consoles are shit!"
Why are you even in this thread if you aren't even going to make a single meaningful argument?

I have a Wii U. Should I just arr matie it or what?

All versions of the Wii U can be hacked now, provided you buy a copy of Yoshi's Island DS or Brain Age first. I thought it was worth pirating.
If you pirate, you can use the Gamepad as a controller too.

I beat it on pc with HD textures and shit. Dolphin is a great thing.

I agree.

Wow, never thought I'd see good criticism in this entire thread, I think I can relate to all these points you've made

>"Let's just put in a shitty Wii emulator with the same shitty UI and have it take ages to load. It's not like anyone will notice or anything"
Never change, Nintendo

Thinking about getting one for Mario and Xenoblade.

What he wrote wasn't a run on sentence.

True, but it is a case of a missing comma in a compound sentence. Perhaps that was what he was thinking of.

You got me worried, user. I just ordered one of Amazon a few days ago because I make shitloads of money at my new job and cant even spend it fast enough.

I never thought it would be feasible to use outside I was thinking more like taking it on trips or to a friends house or something like that. I'm hoping the new Metroid game will be really good and also hoping they release a Virtual Console equivalent so I can play a bunch of kickass sidescrollers on it.

nice thread

>Screen barley discernible in daylight
Bull fucking shit. I could clearly see two kids playing Pokken Tournament DX from a distance at uni the other day

I have bought 5 games on the switch so far:

Zelda, setsuna, snake pass Mario kart and Sonic mania

The only game I haven't played to completion is snake pass cos I'm f some controller issues/ bug

I don't have freinds so I hardly play Mario kart

Currently I am in between playing my re run of Zelda on hard mode, and finishing I am setsuna

I probably play a total of 10-12 hours a week

I am 100% happy with this console

They changed the JP eshop the other day, now you can't just get in real quick with your alt account, you have to change system to Japanese and then go in, talk about a pointless change made only to make things more complicated for you.

Why the fuck would you go outside to play videogames you colossal faggot

For the same reason that I read outside. You combine entertainment with the enjoyment of being in nature and the health benefits of fresh air and sunlight. You also have something to do when you take rest-breaks in between your walks.

in like a treehouse or a secret base you set up in the forest, with beds and sheets and stuff.

I just grabbed the loadiine version and it's 20 GB unpacked. And it has shit Cemu support. RIP.

I ditched the switch and bought a ps4. Best decision of my life. I've even found a boyfriend through online play on PSN. The PlayStation community is really welcoming of queers like me unlike the barren switch community.

You're right it is opinion, And your taste is obviously kiddy shit and you don't own other consoles
>the only switch only games are shitty
This is my argument. I already own everything with owning on something else. No one buys the underpowered piece of shit that is the switch for the multiplats they buy it for the good exclusives.

and that's your opinion, which literally matters as much as the dust speck that is your dick

This place is nintendo circlejerk central. You're allowed to suck each other dick but forbidden to talk about nintendo in negative tone.

Well PS community is a huge mix everything insead of nintendo who's exclusive to manchildren, furry and other kind of losers.

you can talk about it in a negative tone, but your reasons have to be justifiable, the only type of criticism you can find on this thread regardless of platforms is something along the lines of
>UGH, ITS SHIT UGGH
That's not even criticism, that just spouting buzzwords to get attention like some fucking teenage girl.

rooks arright to me

Hmmmm

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Sarcasm is not an argument.

I will wait and see what they do with their legacy content aka virtual console. If I don't get golden sun 3 and ff tactics advance I will sell everything off.

TRULY LIFE'S DREAM

>Neptunia
Reported for possession of child pornography

I was one of the earliest buyers of the Nintendo Switch, but I have touched it in goodness knows how long---it could be six seconds ago. You can take the thing out and about with you because the screen is barely really good in the daylight, so that empowered that dream of mine. Breath of the Wild was utterly amazing stuff immediatly --every dungeon the unique, wonderful enemy variety, everything was interesting in the story--even though I played Majora's Mask and Ocarina of Time to death. Mario Kart was completely better, even though I loved the one on the Nintendo 64--I can't tell why--it looks cartoonish and it seems as if your playing a game--and then something about it simply seems challenging. I felt full while playing it. Something that looks as beautiful and unique as Splatoon I play. Perhaps I've simply been primed to play the most perfect games on the most perfect console from Nintendo

>Ps4 infected with faggots
You're supposed to sell the machine

>BOTW
>Enemy variety
Wanna know how I can tell that you haven't played the game?

It had more enemy variety than uncharted and skyrim

but 90% of the time, the only enemies you encounter are Bokoblins, Moblins, Lizalfos Keases and chuchus.

Is this done by himukai? Are there other characters like this?

Bought a Vita at launch day and was just playing it this morning.

To be fair though, it's probably spent a full year on the shelf, doing nothing.

He's not wrong tho