I love Noire

I love Noire.

I love whore.

>noire thread
Nobody's going to reply, user. You have to put neppy in the OP.

But nobody likes neppy

Nonsense. Everyone loves neppy. You think people play the games for the generic friendless tsundere?

I want to make love to Noire's body, and nothing else

Uni a cute! CUTE!

Or they could play them for bigtits ara~~ara
Or for the flatty adorable angry loli
Or anyone else really

user, who are you kidding? Nobody cares about blanc or vert

Why are the Sony girls so sexy?

we both know that's not true, at least Blanc had huge popularity spike in recent years

>Nobody cares about blanc
She's my waifu, I care about her. Nep herself is a close second, though.

Don't be a Nintendofag

that makes no sense user, that would make you a segafag, and they are fucking dead

Noire's squeaky voice is a miracle of the universe.

Why does Sup Forums even like Noire

>playing for ill-tempered bratty boy Blanc
No one actually does this

She's hot

She has a girlfriend though

Not a Noirefag (Neppy is my one true love), but I consider noire a vile temptress specifically because she's so sexy, and I believe that's why her fans like her. Personally I think she should be deleted to protect loyal planeptunians from her evil temptations.

Can goddesses get pregnant?

That question will never be answered in the games, so believe whatever you want. Personally, I say yes, but that's just because I love impregnation.

I wish Ram would fuck off.

Didn't Nep and friends think Plutia gave birth to kid IF/Compa and Peashy when they first saw them or were they just being sarcastic

Far too late for that, I'm afraid. The strange thing, though, is I wasn't until Blanc stole my heart over four years ago. I can't bear to go against her in any way.

Yeah but that was ultradimension where normal humans become goddesses by using CPU memories so who knows if it would be different in the normal hyperdimension. Still, nepnep is from hyperdimension and she seemed to react the same way so who knows

No they were taken from an orphanage because kids were going missing at the time so they were brought to Nep and Plutia for protection.

They find out later it was because the Seven Sages were using kids to try and make a CPU.

They learned that later, yeah, but Nep's initial reaction was along the lines of "these are your kids? so that means you..." before it was explained to them who the kids were.

Post Halloween neps

>Didn't Nep and friends think Plutia gave birth to kid IF/Compa
...what? Mad much?

>Blanc stole my heart over four years ago
Hmm, that was about the same for me

Shit I need the full image of this

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Get a life anime retards

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Get a soul, Satan

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What a cute neppy.

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Ram ruins this image.

calm yourself you raging asshole

It'll be five years real soon. Early November of 2012.

When did you fall for her?

I am literally going to marry Uni!

Why do the twins have heart pupils?

Shortly after the anime started I guess, that's when I seriously got into nep after playing it briefly before that, fell in love with her and never looked back

contacts, onii-chan it's an important part for the demon costume, they didn't understand "semen demon" fully though

weebs

Lonely loner loser

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Ah, guess that makes me your senior, kinda. 2013 was a pretty okay year for neps.

>V came to the west
>PP and RB1 came out in Japan
>Anime came out in Japan and started a slow but steady trickle of merch that's still going

So, which game was your first?

technicaly original HDN, at the time I had a friend who got the nep games so I played a bit when visiting him, didnt like HDN, for the most part ignored MK2, kinda enjoyed V, first game that i actually bought was RB1 for PC

Holy shit, I recognize those costumes.

Huh, thats interesting

I started out with the original game, as a rental, that I later bought. I can understand, the original was hard for me to get into, personally. But Neptune's charm eventually pulled me in and I finally started enjoying the ride.

Funny story, I kinda hated Blanc at first, and I was gunning for Vert. The finer points of her personality finally pulled me in. And her pure cuteness helped, too.

>like Blanc for the bipolar personality as my number one nep
>play rebirth;3
>Rei Ryghts appear
>Faith has been flinching in between them even today

this gonna be the death of me if they ever show back Rei for the new Atari console

Kurome is the best nep.

You have awful taste in neps

IF a cute

Let me just trigger the anti-yuri poster who's lurking.

yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri

I want to put my stiffy in Iffy. Making kids with her would be spiffy.

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Embrace the best goddess

Noire has no friends

>wanting to praise an incompetent and selfish goddess who maliciously destroyed her own nation

That's her sister

Best at being the worst maybe.

That joke about the cpus giving birth to peashy, IF and compa was used in both the game and in the anime, did you even read the dialogue or were you too busy fapping to care?

I don't remember this, but ok

Try nepgen, user. They're literally incapable of ignoring posts they don't like.

Play the games

Doesn't that also describe Sup Forums to a T, too?

I played the games

What's up with her schtick of having no friends? I've only played the action spinoffs

She's a pathetic loser.

It was just Neptune's way if picking on her and the writers decided to roll with it and turned it into a running gag.

I can't believe noire is fucking dead

Thank god

>unzips dick

>stripper poll in her bedroom

noire is literally a canon slut thats why

Noire = Playstation
No Friends = No Games

i'm a frosh in college and dont like to party, so i just shutin and play vidya. what do i do? i expected like-minded people here but this blows. i dont have a single friend

too soon

I want to impregnate and marry Noire.

yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri

As someone who hasn't played any of the games, since the gameplay looked like hot trash. Is four goddesses a good point to jump in? Game looks kinda decent.

it's an action game while the mainline games are turn based JRPGs

It's okay. It's fun to brake the game wish dash canceling constantly.

The RPG games are pretty ass, only good for teh waifus. The hack and slash games are okay.

It's fun, but really, really short.

Explain. All I do is find the two most efficient skills to alternate and spam items.

Dash, attack and repeat. You can't get hit and you kill shit really fast.

You mean normal attack? That sounds pretty slow compared to spamming skills.

Noire is ugly

Skill animations take too long. Only reason I've found to use skills is when I brake a boss and he's weak.

Yeah, cause animation cancelling doesn't exist, right?

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P-Ko a cute

No friends when you're #1 console. Its lonely at the top.