Why is she so perfect bros?

Why is she so perfect bros?

I want to marry her, also why does no fan art capture her looks properly? Her official art is literal, perfection but the fan art really sucks.

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some fan art is okay... definitely better than the shit they put out in advent children

They're gonna fuck her up entirely, aren't they.

I have a few I like but I can't post them here ;)

Nah her boob is too big

indubitably

>that scene where she has to pick up the keys with her feet
I would make her pick it up and drop it on purpose because it looked like she was giving a footjob

>boobs
>too big
go back to

cus tiddies

is it even possible to be that in shape and retain that much fast in your mammaries? I thought the fitter a woman is, the smaller her boobs get

>Tifa will never be real
Why is life so cruel

>tfw it came out I thought it was the hottest shit
>now the fucking creepy asian doll faces on everyone make it nearly unwatchable

fat*

Just posting best Tifa

keep that shit to yourself

link em

No they're only for me ;)

Fuck off.

Faggots

>Acting like AC Tifa isn't still a 10/10.

she's a 8/10 at best, at least until she hits 30 and the Asian women curse kicks in and she goes to a -2/10

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In general yes, but Tifa isn't anywhere near shredded. And it's a video game so realism takes a back seat anyway.

>Asian women curse

Are you for real. Most Asians can look pretty good until like 50

Is the FF7 remake gonna happen? I never played it and I want to experience meeting Tifa.

>30
>asians start to crack
nah, cracker, that doesn't happen until we hit 60+

She's a solid 9 and the curse doesn't kick in until at least 60.

Yes it will happen, in the far off year of 2049.

It's gonna happen, just be prepared to be disappointed. They're definitely going with gook tifa from advent children, complete with breast reduction

>that pic
Jesus, that's horrifying

t. I get all my info from JAV pornstars

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But we already know they aren't just copying everyone's AC look from Cloud and Barret.

>with breast reduction
Don't you think her tiddies are maybe a bit too big? Especially if you have to have high definition characters.

Cloud looks just like A.C. cloud and Barrett they had to change because he looked nothing like the original and looked like shit.

I'm still betting on Asian tifa

white tifa is ugly

Is that some pentaboob action? Damn

Good Tifa. Honestly I've always kind of thought of her as "anime" more than anything but I guess with the name Lockheart and being from the same place Cloud is she'd obviously be white.

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NTR

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Remake Cloud does not look as directly asian as AC Cloud.

i would make a family with teef

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There's a difference between fat and breast tissue you virgin

I'm Asian, user. I think I know what I'm talking about.

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Cloud actually looks like a white guy in the remake though. Not like, Bruce Willis white guy but caucasian. I think they only person they'll make Asian is Yuffie to show the difference between her and the rest of the party. The tech wasn't there in 97, but it is now.

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Tifa is for making Aryan supermen with Cloud.

I want to see Kotoyama draw Tifa in one of Hotaru's outfits and Hotaru in Tifa's outfit.

And that makes you biased, dumbass. Black people don't think their women look like SHEBOONS.

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Why does Sup Forums hate AC Tifa that much?

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Because she's hideous.

I don't but I gotta admit her hair is boring compared to her FF7 version. And I know some like her AC outfit, but the fucking pocket apron looks retarded to me even if it makes sense for a bar tender/waitress

Except there's not, you fucking moron. Breast is literally fat.

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>not titling it Tifa the Tranny

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>Remember doujinshi posted years ago involving Tifa and some self insert Gary-Stu traveling
>Tifa gets drunk and passes out, the guy anal fucks her and pees in her butt
>never able to find it after

Suffering

Because without memeing Tifa is clearly depicted as Norse/Germanic White in the original game. Nibelheim, her home town and heritage, is a derived from Niflheim, norse mythology. AC made her asian for some reason when she clearly wasn't because even in the fucking game there was Yuffie to compare her to, who was from the Asiatic region. And now people shitpost that Tifa is asian.

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>some reason
It's called nomura.

type out what you remember

Tifa is a half. A half.

Japs gonna jap. I mean shit, look at what happened to Ken.

anyone got the short hair edit?

>tfw tifa being the victim of yuri rape doujins are rare and i can only fap to the same three for so many years
i hope the remake drums up porn production again, i need more.

What the hell is going on in this awful drawing

So why do people not like AC Tifa? Just curious.

This is your Tifa for tonight. Say something nice to her!

>blue eyes
Impostor

See
That and the recurring "Tifa is asian" shitposters.

She was MAKO'd recently, don't judge her too harshly!

>the whole breast is fat
t. virgin
Fat is only a part of it, breast tissue and the actual mammary glands themselves also influence the size of a breast
You've never touched a tit

Cause of the race change cause almost everyone in AC looked asian.
I never really minded too much cause she's still incredibly pretty in AC.

that race should be genocided from peoples memories

When is she going to be announced in NT, bros? I'm waiting since forever ;_;

such a cute potato

Nigga the japse use norse mythology in games n shit all the time. Using that as an argument is retarded. Literally the only reason niflehiem is used is because it means "clouds home". Put two and two together

you're a fucking retard. Of course there are parts that aren't fast, like the glands but it's fat that gives them their size.

Hence why all female body builders are flat chested, you dumbass

Here he is. Now post the face analyzer pic to derail the thread.

Only after my boy comes back.

I'm with you man, the wait is horrible!

physically attractive and she is loving enough to assist her paramour at his lowest.

?????

ff7 remake is going to unmake everything that made ff7 great. nuquare will make sure to add sponsoring and microtransaction in it. and they will sell it in bite size chunks so the total is worth more than 60 buckaroos.

Ah it's refreshing to see a mostly non pornograohic Tifa thread.

So her success brought all these "black haired" girls to this franchise, right?

I don't believe this hair color was ever seen on female characters in the series before VII came out.

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I'm waiting for her to be announced in Brave Exvius

I'm more curious about how Vincent will look in the remake.

how's the homosexuality going?
someone think yang could beat tifa. hilarious.
heh, blade runner holo waifu reference, nice.

ff7 remake is going to be a nightmare
cant wait for the "ff7 ps1 wasn't really that good" posts when the remake bombs

She took care of cloud when he was temporarily retarded and played along with his delusions earlier in the game. She's a 10/10, bros. We all need a woman like that

Bomb critic wise or sale wise? Cause we all know it's going to sell just fine.