Who wants to know my secrets to killing other players in freeroam?

I am an absolute beast and nobody plays like I do. Im on a different level and willing to share some of my secrets if anyone wants to know.

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Its easy, just shoot till they stop moving

underage pls go and stay go

t. babby-tier k/d

shoot yourself before other people, its the polite thing to do

>caring about k/d

GTA:O has absolutely 0 skill involved. Like it's even worse than CoD.

The one with the longer range, more powerful gear and weapons wins, absolutely no ifs ands or buts. I think rockstar did this intentionally because that's also how it would be in real life. Unfortunately that also makes for a very boring game.

Faggots that unironically cared about k/d in a game like this always played the most boring, safest of ways on top of it.

It's a good measuring stick for if I should kick people that suck from heists.

1v1 me and u will die 100%

please kill yourself. faggots like you are the reason nobody likes gta:o. go buy some more shark cards and never come back. delete this thread as well.

>Actually caring about that shit

Image related, you should do this

>buy $50 worth of shark cards
>get the new pay2win stronger bullets with that one update that costs 10 billion dollars
>buy the new bulletproof helmet rockstar added to further remove any skill gap between max payne 3 players
>make sure auto lock is enabled

there you go, unkillable. you should pay me for these secret tips.

these are fake tips
real gtao pros don't spend money ever

Literal point and shoot.

>real gtao pros
Leave and never come back.

Real gta pros dont exist

hold shit. intimidated and mad cuz bad

Is it a legit 12-year old or a falseflagger for you's or someone who made a baut thread to get GTAV thread going?

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Come at me

are u trying to tell me that i don't exist?

>caring about k/d in any game ever
>what is fun

already have bro
why do u think you have so many deaths bringing down your kd

Post your KD fagboy

>what is fun
owning more than 15 gamers every time u spawn and being begged to heist with everyone because of ur godly stats

cant im on one of my many portable fragging laptops building up my smurfs abroad
i will when i get home though

Caring about K/D is faggotry already, but if you're going to do that at least do it in a linear competitive game where it's actually possible to have a skill gap, like CS:GO, battlefield, so on

in gta:o rockstar literally went out of their way to casualize everything and made absolute sure that the skill gap possible in previous games like max payne was eliminated

its their most boring modern game to date because of this. nobody is better than anyone else. its just a bunch of boring faggots hiding behind walls, throwing stickies from covering, and just point and shoot. fuck gta 5.

This is a fucking magical thread. I didn't know people as delusional as OP still existed.

>Caring about K/D is faggotry
t. kdlet
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rockstar literally went out of their way to casualize everything and made absolute sure that the skill gap possible in previous games like max payne was eliminated
interesting how there can be no skill gaps when as clearly stated in i can frag 15x times more than i can die

Please tell me how. I am begging you. All I do all day is play GTA Online, and I am absolutely terrible at it. It's made my life a living hell for all these months. I would do anything if I could at last be a winner for once at something, anything, in my pitiful existence. I started to play this game because I thought I could have just that and triumph over people by shooting them in cyberspace if not in the real world, but I can't even manage that.

don't talk to me i will kill u

What system do you play on OP? How about some friendly competition, cage match. No auto aim, no bulletproof armor, muskets and brass knuckles only

how to have impressive K/D ratio on GTA Online
>find someone who likes ryona
>keep killing them
now you are a true pro

>leave apartment
>explode
>respawn
>explode from same guy who is nowhere near me
>kill feed is just people getting exploded constantly by him
>enable passive mode
>turn into a bunch of cones that make cars flip out while in them
KD sure is impressive in that game.

No you literal retarded underage faggot. how did you even find Sup Forums? Rockstar has NEVER made a good multiplayer game because theyre all laggy, broken, piece of shit connection games where skill is impossible. the only exception was max payne 3, and even that was nothing like the singleplayer and focused less on headshots and more on just quick reactions and environmental awareness. 5 is shit.

honestly youre just a faggot and im not surprised youre the type of person that would unironically think theres skill involved in a game like gtao /gta5

>not just going on a new session

>people still play gta5

on consoles the normalfag trifecta is destiny, gta 5, and black ops 3.

>load for 5 gorillian hours
>wanting to immediately switch sessions

better than getting shat on by modders

twelve btw

Threads made by underages are always a good source of shitposting. Until you get banned OP, keep it coming.

In free roam I kill people with a pistol, it makes for a humiliating defeat when they're loaded up with a minigun and a ton of explosives and they end up dead because they have no awareness and never use cover.

blater

>t.annoying tranny

BasedViva sends his regards

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wrong -- OP is baiting. people -- including you -- are just showing how scared and intimidated they are of multiplayer games

Yes, faggot.

It's not about being scared, it's how meaningless DM on free-roam is:
You kill someone you get nothing
You die to someone you lose nothing.
At that point why bother at all, it's like being proud of killing someone in the "warm up phase" some shooters have and ignoring the real match.

scared and intimidated

take the Lzzzzz nigger

FUCK OFF PUERTO RICAN PUTO

fuck off dogz

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you're the type of nigga to shoot someone not even trying to kill you

Does anyone have that screenshot of that hyper autistic edgelord that posted on /gtag/?

here ya go

youtube.com/watch?v=kFV5h9yxRNk

When I was 10, I used to imagine a papercut like this, but on the opening of my dick. Used to make me shudder. Imagine the burning and stinging.

could be a guy trying to impersonate the autistic one after finding his channel. Good read anyways

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>that feeli feel that feels feelly when you drives by a player really fast with your bike and headshot them with the sawn off shotgun

So good

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Playing gta online should be an instant ban due to underage

cuck