TALION

TALION

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the palantir

A CARAGOR!

STOP LOOKING AT SPIDER TITS AND GET THE PALANTIR

TALION
THE PALANTIR
DON'T BE A FUCKING BITCH TALION

Goddamn the last act is tedious.

Shelob is hot though.

To be fair, she has very nice tits, for a spider

Do you think the Ungoliant, her mother, has better tits?

WE NEED SHELOBS VISIONS

Larger atleast.

I'd like to think so

Tits the size of Ancalagon the Black.

FIND BRUZ, TALION

......IN MORDOR.....

Am I the only one who thinks of C. S. Lewis when I hear Celebrimdor talk?

T H E P A L A N T I R

Do you guys think that If Talion had allowed Celebrimbor to enslave Isildur, and the two had taken on Sauron together, would they have been victorious? Would the Bright Lord have subjugated all of Middle-Earth?

yes to both

Yes. He's an elf lord of Eregion, he isn't a pussy water elf or an edgy wood elf. He's the dwarfy elf of elves.

shelob said that would have happened

this is what happens when you trust some stone jawed cunt with a glowy hand and not the boring guy who you personally saw murder like a billion orcs singlehandedly and who actually knew how to use all your powers

What happens if Talion gets the urge to have a wank? Does Celebrimbor have to sit back and watch like a cuck or can he join in and unleash his pent up eleven rage on his spirit glaive?

...

Has anyone figured out how to edit an orc's rarity with cheat engine yet?

I liked having to drop from a height just to dominate a Caragor before it was easy.

>dark talion can destroy his sons sword

that was so fucking sad desu

Suffer me NOW

Probably have to start a new game so I can hear Celeronbromblerone again, I do like his voice.

Why does that shape shifting spider touch me when she is talking to me? I just want to know how to save Minas Ithil Dammit.
And stop yelling at me Celebrimbor if we protect the city we protect the palantir

LOOK, WHAT A HORRIBLE ABOMINATION! AND HE'S RIDING A CARAGOR!

He's gone when you become Edgy Talion, right?
Man, I have 70 hours in the first game alone, it just won't be the same

Nice meme you have got there my friend xD
Upvoted XD

shut the fuck up uruk shit

Yeah, all you get with edgy Talion is him yelling when he dominates people, and him having one line after he conquers a lost fort

best part was hearing Ratbag make fun of you for saying such a cheesy line

THE RING SHELOB
HAND IT OVER

>Found a sicknasty Epic orc with a million bombs, wanted to use him to take on the Minas Morgul Champ challenge
>Iron will so have to shame him
>Goes up to Legendary with 'the Unashamed' title
>Shame that motherfucker all the way down to level 4, still haven't broken Iron Will
>Fuck it, turn on Worse Than Death
>Deranges him first go and loses a lot of his good traits
Just
fuck it

Does their level have an effect on the chances of breaking iron will? Can you get away with shaming them, then sending a death threat to negate the level drop if iron will didn't break and try again?

iron will is permanent, it means the npc is chosen.

Wrong

Unbreakable is the permanent one, Iron Will is just fucking RNG to whenever it will actually vanish.

>manually destroying 300 orcs

i so wish we just had the same lines but with Talion saying them

I don't care much for the story but Troy Baker and Celebrimbor-man have some nice performances youtu.be/vhG88XMx7l0?t=2

Celebrimbor's VA also did Senator Armstrong in MGR

shit man he's even cooler now

NANOMACHINES SON

>you can't send a "the literate" orc to kill that fucking carnan shit who can't speak properly

Do not bully the swede

I fucking love Carnan's broken english. It makes my dick go look for the Palantir.

From actual Tolkien lore, absolutely not.

TTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLIIIIIIIOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN


THE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

USING RINGS AS A BUSINESS TO END RINGS AS A BUSINESS

Well, he didn't really want to end rings as business. He only wanted to BE the one conducting the business.

Why?

MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL RINGS HERE, TALION! CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY CITY!

>get to post game
>no more SUFFER ME NOW just angry staring
I feel like this game is no longer worth playing

TALION ORDER OF IMPORTANCE

GETTING MY RING = GETTING PALANTIR = STOPPING BALROG > EVERYTHING ELSE

There's a table that will turn all orcs into legendary if you want to farm for gear.

Where do I find this?

how?

Shelob says yes. Now, WHY, isn't really clear to me. What exactly makes Talion a much better host than Eltariel?

Literally just search Shadow of War cheat engine in google.

They were better coordinated, they knew each other's moves and way of fighting. Eltariel also had no experience with the Bright Lord's powers.

After playing this game and seeing the ending, I can definitely feel Talion being one of the Wringwraiths. Now it's just Sauron yelling at him as he jobs instead of Celebrimbro.

>Talion get the Ring! TALION STOP JOBBING TO A RANGER, YOU WERE A RANGER AND THERE'S 5 OF YOU.

MY LAD!

>Isildur: Truly I've become... The Lord of the Rings!
Really, Monolith? REALLY?

>Celeby Bimbo: SUFFER THE SHADOW OF WAR

How did they get away with this?

I like to imagine Talion living life in the spirit world with his family as Celebrimbor and Sauron his tiny angel and devil bantering with each other over the rings

>Talion: I will not let Middle Earth™ fall under the Shadow of War™ Celebrimbor. Not as long as some lootboxes remain!

Real fucking subtle guys, thanks.

I like how Eltariel goes completely off the rockers in the last battle
>FEAR ME AND DESPAIR
>I HAVE NEVER FELT SUCH POOOOOWEEEER

And then ends up being a useless little bitch who cant even avoid the slow as fuck rings of fire

Welcome to why Talion was the preferred host. We Wuz Gondorians and shiiiieeett can kill Orcs better than that stupid Elf bitch.

whats the best way of grinding better lords?

>we have to play as her in the DLC
I honestly hope the Branon dlc is just him babying Idril

Literally just throw uruks into pit fights until you find a legendary challenger.
Orcemon was a mistake. It encourages throwing away uruks you have at least some personal connection with for some randomly generated faggots you've never seen before.

The Palantir, Talion...
I won't ask again

So, what are Outlaw and Slaughter tribe about

N-N-NANI H-H-HE'S FAST

Too fast, I can't catch him.

Can somebody make a better version of this/ toddposting version

I wonder If celebrimbor regretted betraying Talion in act 3

CELERYBIMBO
CLERICALBOGGINS
CELLARBRAMBLES
CELEBRIMBALLS

I've been fighting captains for like 2 hours and not a single one of them has fucking come back from the dead no matter how lightly I try to kill them

He was probably fine until Eltariel's finger got chopped off in the most obvious fashion

The more the captain killed you, the more chance he has to come back

>using Sauron's own power against him
The last alliance didn't use the rings of power because they knew Sauron could dominate whatever comes from his own craft and threw all the raw strength they had against him, still couldn't actually beat him.

Why was the story such a bad written fanfiction anyway?
It's like they just went full fanservice mode

If it was mure fanservice, Celebrimballs and Talion would have won, killed Sauron and lived happily ever after

It was a lotr power fantasy
It was pure fanservice for edgier crowd

I don't think so, sweetie ;)

Stay ignorant then ;)

the entire game is super shallow, and entirely based around the nemesis system.

shadow of war is a bad game, and the fact that they offed any chance of it getting more sequels was a good thing.

they clearly were incompetent at what they were doing.

If the developers are honest about not actually following Tolkien lore then whatever I don't care. But Shadowfags need to keep that bullshit the fuck out of legit Tolkien discussion.

but the nemesis system is really cool

How much impact does the tribe that owns the fortress have on the rest of the map?

If I give the fortress in the volcano map to the feral tribe will there be more trees?

it already was done in shadow of mordor, shadow of war entirely relies on it to make the game interesting.

There's literally nothing to shadow of war that is unique compared to shadow of mordor, except illusion of skill & armor system, online lootboxes and nazguls.

nemesis system is cool, sure, but the entire game has no content other than the nemesis system. And that was the entire gimmick of the first game.

I just finished the shadow wars. if you found them hard you are either bad or fucked over by rng.

Dunno, I keep giving forts to marauders

Forts were supposed to be the gimmick of this game. unfortunately they made them incredibly shallow and repetitive.

and Shadow of War expands on it in every way of the word, it is the optimal nemesis system experience.

Isn't Carnan's voice actor the same one who voice Tali in Mass Effect?