Don't buy my new Game, user!

Don't buy my new Game, user!

Okay since there are plenty of better games to play.

But Todd I really want to get Skyrim on my Switch.

Hah, screw you Todd! Fallout 4 and all DLC purchased! Get fucked Bethesdacucks!

> FOURTEEN companions
> FOUR factions to choose from
> A true survival mode
> Gun mods, scrapping, base-building
> Next-generation graphics
> Competent gunplay
> FOUR options in EVERY single phase of dialogue
> An enormous post-apocalyptic world to explore

Fallout 4 is truly the greatest work of art to bless our times.

Sorry, user, I was wrong, please buy my new game!

But you HAVE no new game, Todd.

Fuck you Todd! You're not my dad! I just pre-ordered Skyrim on Switch!

Releasing the same game on another platform doesn't make it new, Todd.

Wear my shirt

ok todd, you're the boss

I'd buy Skyrim if it was $10.

The game was rigged from the start

Then I guess I'll have to buy your new game to spite you!

me on the left

Toadd, i bought NV twice, what now?!

What stats does it give me? Any abilities?

lol, what movie is that from, Anonymous?

thanks in advance!!

But video games can't be art.

+10 to bluffing obviously

Game? I thought munchkins made lollipops or some shit.

Okay, I'll buy it just to spite you

EA made a new Ultima game, it was on mobile, it starred Lady British. There was going to be a new EverQuest, instead there's H1Z1. The next Elder Scrolls will be more casual than Skyrim. Spore will be the last game Will Wright ever designs. SimCity killed Maxis. If you buy a toy and rub it on your Nintendo controller Mario will wear a dress. Translations of Japanese games went from being lazy to being lazy and gay. I got more enjoyment out of the $5 shareware CDs I'd buy at Radio Shack than I do out of a $60 purchase. I want the industry to die. I wrote this for an oldfag thread and some punk mod deleted the thread. Fuck you, kids.

Yes, buy my games instead.

>new game
You'd have to have one of those first

gamebryo

Did you buy Fallout 4™ 6 times or only 5?

0 times

Hey, me too! Did you also spend $0 on DLC?

I don't think I had it installed long enough to need to pirate any DLC

+10 to climbing

Alright, I also got skyrim special edition for free but I didn't even install it. I did good right?

Me too but unironically.

Why would I buy your games you filthy murderer

Nice Try Todd i'm still not buying it

Do not not go not buying my game.

>> FOUR options in EVERY single phase of dialogue
Not true.

You don't have a new game Todd.

Never you mind though, I wouldn't buy any of your games.

I pirated Skyrim solely for the porn mods.

>I pirated Skyrim solely for the porn mods.
fucking fallout 4 porn mods when. I don't remember it taking this long for skyrim

+10 heigh

Todd please release Skyram for Android so my wife's son can play it on his smartwatch

wtf i love fallout 4 now
user you should work as a digital media designer

kek'd at that pic.

That's the actual height Todd would be if he stood next to that guy.

They have to import them into Skyrim Special Edition at first.

Do you feel LUCK, consumer?

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I want to get it ironically