You will never play Breath Of The Wild again for the first time

You will never play Breath Of The Wild again for the first time.

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i will never play it for the first time in general because im too poor for a switch lol

take skyrim, remove mods, add nintendo logo

Dog shit of a game fuck you all.

They play absolutely nothing like each you desperate shitposting fuck.

Such a shame, because it's truly an amazing experience for the first 200 hours or so, then it becomes boring and pretty much unplayable.

Edgy kid relly edgy opinion

They'll drop in price eventually user.

As for OP's post, pic related

They’re 100% the same empty world shit where you walk around to find nothing of interest, at least skyrim had actual towns.

skyrim piece of shit copy pasted dungeons = botw shrines

”””””quality content””””

I will never play it because I grew out of Nintendo games after my 12th birthday

>in a few years whenever you get your next computer you can come back to it and emulate it like this

youtube.com/watch?v=-74mhiC2N18

>at 240FPS
youtube.com/watch?v=79jWKD1m1vQ

...

Thank god

>I have no idea what am I talking about
Shrines are not procedually generated for one

Desperation.

Tell me again how Bubsy The Bobcat and Super Mario World are exactly the same.

At least BotW had an excuse for its town being tiny.

I wish I had a memory wipe for select games while still having the want to play them

BOTW will be the first game I will use it on, the Nier Automata and then Bloodborne

Might as well be since they all look the same and are shallow puzzle rooms or kill these enemies to get some random piece of shit item

I will because I don't own a Switch yet, waiting for the revamp version and more games.

>all look the same
Only valid point you have. Puzzles are easy but fun to play, with many ways to solve a single one. I don't think any game can claim to have deep puzzles anyway. Spirit orbs are always useful

That's what I thought at first, then I discovered cemu and boy was that one of the greatest gaming related thing that's ever happened to me

glad you enjoyed it

they’re garbage filler same as 1000 faggot seeds and five enmy types being recolored a hundred times

Wherever you are in the game world you are doing the same shit; nothing but grinding and walking around

Yes I will.
I don't have a Switch yet, waiting for a price drop or a free time increase. Whatever happens first.

You described all video games though except for some VNs

Yes, there will never be nothing like enjoying it for the first 5 hours until you realize it's just an empty sandbox Portal with no enemy variety, no weapon variety, a bunch of samey shrines, shitty korok seeds, and piss-easy barebones combat.
t. dropped it aftet 12 hours.

>automata
>not the first one
Shiggy diggy

No I described your garbage nonlinear meme open world shit, skyrim is the same garbage

Why is Miku hitting prettier Miku?

>.t. shitposter
ftfy.

all linear games are the same as well
>walk
>do the same shit (shoot, inspect, whatever)
>grind for exp or to get to the next cutscene
Time to drop the hobby user

>Look at me parroting the same shit in every BotW thread

Autsitic shitposter jesus

>You will never play Breath Of The Wild
FTFY

We already know gladiumautist is in the thread so it’s safe to assume all the toddlerino posts are from him

What if I haven't played it yet?

No you did describe every single video game in existence, even VNs where you "walk" around and "grind" for perfect endings

>t. I play garbage japanese games
found your problem

I just perfectly described Uncharted, CoD, XCOM, GTA and every single western franchise

Well you’re not self aware.

Either you play it on Cemu or you wait for the Switch revision that will be released someday in the future .

Because the prettier Miku is too dumb.
Look how she stands there doing nothing and just looks confused after the other Miku hits her.
I would hit her again.

He never drops his trip so you can rest assured

>100+ hours into it

I'm OK with that.

You describe japanese games that spread the same shit over the biggest possible surface area

A quality experience is linear, well designed and condensed

end yourself immediately

I remember discovering the Talus on the plateau. I shit my pants it was so amazing. And then getting off the plateau, stealing a horse and fighting the Hinox on the bridge? It’ll never get better than that. My goal was to get every tower before starting the main quest. I had way more of the map, gear and so on than my friends. I still haven’t fought Ganon

is cemu working good now?

will an i5 and 970 run at constant 30?

And is exactly what you described, Walking and doing the same thing over and over again. Seriously name one game that does not fit what you said

If I beeak that hash and add a another hashtag on it will I end up with gladiums trip?

The first time I played too linearly, this game has better replay value, specially if you try to aim for a 1cc run

Any game that’s not capitalizing on being an open world

Uncharted proves you wrong
>100% linear
>all you do is walk
>and shoot
>and grind you way through enemies to get to the next story cut scene
Try again? Just name one game

Nintoodles will never play Breath of the Wild in 30fps or higher

i5 3470 and 960, currently running with around 25-30ish FPSwith drops if it gets too crowded but I learned how to compromise and it doesn't bug me much. Although I do have some graphical mods active so that might be the problem but damn the game look so beautiful with them

I did on my PC

No you have interactions you have different tasks and you have stealth sections and have to figure out how to navigate yourself though all the environments, each place offers a different challenge

>cherrypicking
youtu.be/w6NkNgI1ssw
Avg: 29fps
Drops in 2 areas mainly

Uncharted cuts out the pointless wandering around trying to find something to do and instead pits you where the designed things happen.

>Avg: 29fps

extended drops to 20
but... this is okay... because it's nintendo

Why isn’t it 60fps it looks like shit

>different challenge
>Kill everything
>different tasks
>Kill everything
Wow such difference
>figure out how to navigate
>stealth section
You mean exactly like botw?

Pathetic, user. Actually argue bro

it runs on a device smaller than an ipad
>extended drops
In like 2 small areas you visit only once
It's not okay but exaggerating is not the way to go
>climbing sections
>not pointless

No uncharted is nothing like botw. Anyone would agree with this.

Switch is basically a portable PS2 (being generous here)

If it's truly extended the average would be less than 25

Of course, my point is even linear games are repetitive in structure and if you break down every single game it's a grind and you walking and doing the same thing over and over again

Botw clombing sure is pointless

>PS2
What. It's stronger than the Wii U which is stronger than the xbox360 which is stronger than the PS2

With linear games you get straight to the good part instead of having it spread out over a huge empty map.

Indeed, good thing it's not forced. You can finish the game without climbing everything but a single tower (yes even the tutorial wall) unlike uncharted where progress is locked behind it

The Wii U is not smaller than an iPad also this game looks like shit it should run at 60fps like even an xbox would run it at 200fps

It works for i5 4460 and 960

>good parts
>uncharted
LOL no. Unless you count setpieces where control is taken away every so often the best shit ever

I botw there’s nothing to do but shrines, fetch quests and korok seeds. You’re forest to walk huge empty places to get stuff done.

Best game I've played in years. From a game design perspective it's on a different planet to everything else at the moment.

Next you'll be complaining that you have to press buttons to make things happen.

I would like to see a source for that, given iirc no open world on the xbone runs at 60fps

You’re the on complaining that you have to climb

Botw looks likes hit compared to other open world games and xbox one is 10x more powerful

>t. asks for a "skip boss" button
Also,
>there's nothing to do but many things all over the map

I'm not. I'm complaining I am forced to listen to shit dialogue while forced into climbing. In BOTW you can skip all the shrines besides 4 very short tutorial ones while in uncharted you don't have a choice if you want to finish the game

Nier automata looks like crap too and runs at barely 50fps on the Piss4. Doubt xbone can do better
youtu.be/lRlGlMMn830

>Botw looks likes hit compared to other open world games and xbox one is 10x more powerful
Completely fucking wrong on both counts.

Also, there isn't a single open world title on any other higher powered hardware with anywhere near the design sophistication that BotW. Nintendo made an absolute fool of every other developer.

Yeah I want to skip all the walking sround shit in bitw it’s a one hour game without the walking shit

More like the first 10 hours. Shit starts to get repetitive very quickly.

Then paraglide or ride a horse.

And no it's not a one hour game my man. Try shooting for 100% and cut off the walking and it will take a god 30+ hours

I don’t know what you mean
>200gflops mobile GPU paired with 4xA57 clocked at half the clocks and 25GB/s memory bandwidth vs xbox one

Nah he's right. 200~, once you explored every area

>I don't know what you mean
Use your brain
>Nier automata looks like shit and is barely an open world at all
>only 50~ fps on the stronger piss4
>thinks xbone can somehow run a much larger open world at like 200 fps

>collect a 1000 korok seeds it’s not an one hour game
Haha

paragliding and riding horses is the same shit as walking in the empty dead world in ruins

Nier automata looks 100x better than botw

Good. I'd rather never play it again for the first time than play it again and be immensely disappointed at how "meh" of a game it turned out to be.

>shrines are a terrible replacement for dungeons
>a lot of them don't even have puzzles and are just combat shrines
>the 4 actual dungeons are shit
>dungeon bosses are shit, too
>the world is too empty
>every weapon breaking about as easily as the next is a terrible mechanic
>blood moons are a terrible mechanic
>the plot tries to conveys a sense of urgency but still wants you to go fuck off and explore the (empty) world
>slowmo combat is shit
>can't have LotM as a permanent mount

And I'm sure there's smaller. less glaring problems, but still problems I can find if I think of them. BotW isn't a good Zelda game and at best it's an OK game. 6.5/10.

>implying koroks seeds take more than 2 hours max for everything
Shitpost harder. I'm talking more about the shrines or the unique areas, the beasts, the sidequests
>empty dead world
???

It's packed

>120 identical kids first puzzle rooms
>5 enemies repeated in a hundred different colors
>10 fetch quests
All this spread out over s huge empty world

>It's stronger than the Wii U

zelda runs worse than Wii U
rayman legends runs worse than Wii U and PS3

It's impossible to have a good natured BotW thread. Sup Forums is still too tender in the anus from being absolutely - hilariously - BTFO by Nintendo. There will still be salty tears years from now.

Sureeee user sureeee

Plot wasn't conveying urgency at all. The king explicitly tells you to prepare yourself. Slowmo combat is entirely optional as you can use. Ranged attacks or just shield parry. There are only 20 combat shrines. Blood moons are necessary to respawn everything. World is not empty at all unless you are blind. Shrines are a great replacement as they have more puzzles besides "use X at obvious Y and watch a custcene play" or block puzzles

Thank god BOTW didn't use the same tired old dungeons used for 5 games again

>looks

still looks better than SHIT of the wild

>identical
Okay not biting the bait anymore. Have you played the game?

Given you have no idea what I am talking about regarding the beasts this is your last (You). Maybe you will learn to let go and actually play the game for once

dude physics puzzles lmao

Wrong on every single thing.

How did you manage to get so desperate user?

>mommy he doesn't like my game with no weapons, enenies, and the same shitty korok seeds and shrines over and over!

Yea, nah. The textures are just as bad, you're just not up close. Just look at this shit