>FREE FOR ALL!
>TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK
>MARIO! FOX! SAMUS!
>3 2 1 GO!
>LETS A GO *PLIK PLIK PLIK*
>YAH! EYY! YAH! EYY! YAH! EYY!
>FARUKON PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNCCH
>*FWOOOOOSH* FIRE!
>PK FIRE! PK FIRE! PK FIRE! PK FIRE! PK FIRE! PK FI-UWAAAH!
>HIYIYIYAAAA!
>PIKA! *BOOM* PIKA! *BOOM* PIKA! *BOOM*
>WA HA HA *BRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPP* HEHE
>BEEP BEEP BOOP BALALLALAALLALAAL
>HAH! HNNNNNNNNNGGGHHHHHH *brip* WHOOAAA! YO! YO!
>*THONK* WOOHOO! WOOHOO! WOOHOO! EEEK! OOOooOoOoOOoOooOooO
>NNNUUUUOOOOO-OOAAHHHHHHH!
>EEEYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *plink*
>*FWOOOOOSH* FIRE!
>HOOHOO! *BINGBINGBINGBINGBINGBING* YAHOO! HMM *FSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHH*
>TWOK TWOK TWOK TWISHHH-BWOOOOOSHHHH
>OH YEAH HEEEEE-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>NOW I'LL SHOW YOU! HHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH
>GREAT AETHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>*FWOOOOOSH* FIRE!
>NOW ESS SHOLK TOIME HAGDYAHAGDUEBBDJDLWOISNS NOW! HYAAH!
>*TWEEEET* HUB BLUBBA HUB BLUB WAB WAB WAB HUB BLUBBA HUB BLUB WAB WAB WAB HUB BLUBBA HUB BLUB WAB WAB WAB WWWWWWAHAHAHAHAHA
>ITS MEGA TIME! *BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM*
>NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *plink*
>*FWOOOOOSH* FIRE!
How do nintendies defend this?
FREE FOR ALL!
>>FREE FOR ALL!
>>TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK
>>MARIO! FOX! SAMUS!
2 1 GO!
>>LETS A GO *PLIK PLIK PLIK*
>>YAH! EYY! YAH! EYY! YAH! EYY!
>>FARUKON PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNCCH
>>*FWOOOOOSH* FIRE!
>>PK FIRE! PK FIRE! PK FIRE! PK FIRE! PK FIRE! PK FI-UWAAAH!
>>HIYIYIYAAAA!
>>PIKA! *BOOM* PIKA! *BOOM* PIKA! *BOOM*
>>WA HA HA *BRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPP* HEHE
>>BEEP BEEP BOOP BALALLALAALLALAAL
>>HAH! HNNNNNNNNNGGGHHHHHH *brip* WHOOAAA! YO! YO!
>>*THONK* WOOHOO! WOOHOO! WOOHOO! EEEK! OOOooOoOoOOoOooOooO
>>NNNUUUUOOOOO-OOAAHHHHHHH!
>>EEEYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *plink*
>>*FWOOOOOSH* FIRE!
>>HOOHOO! *BINGBINGBINGBINGBINGBING* YAHOO! HMM *FSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHH*
>>TWOK TWOK TWOK TWISHHH-BWOOOOOSHHHH
>>OH YEAH HEEEEE-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>NOW I'LL SHOW YOU! HHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH
>>GREAT AETHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>*FWOOOOOSH* FIRE!
>>NOW ESS SHOLK TOIME HAGDYAHAGDUEBBDJDLWOISNS NOW! HYAAH!
>>*TWEEEET* HUB BLUBBA HUB BLUB WAB WAB WAB HUB BLUBBA HUB BLUB WAB WAB WAB HUB BLUBBA HUB BLUB WAB WAB WAB WWWWWWAHAHAHAHAHA
>>ITS MEGA TIME! *BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM*
>>NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *plink*
>>*FWOOOOOSH* FIRE!
>How do nintendies defend this?
>WAHOO
>*pling pling*
>YIPPIEEH
>SO LONG GAY BOWSER
>somebody actually wrote this
The Lord truly abandoned us all.
What's the point of this thread?
Honestly it's the highest effort BING BING post I've seen
autism
imagine being this much of an insecure sony babby
>no "GAME"
>B-BUT SONY!
Every time.
Kill yourself Nintodddler
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
by saying not all nintendies are as autistic as you
the sad part about all this is that op and others like him will continue to do this. they don't realize they look like raging retards to the outside man.
What's most pathetic is that OP set a very low bar for himself in regards to personal development with the pic in his post, and still failed to clear it.
>implying a soyngger would have such intimate knowledge of smash bros
Who is she?
>everyone that owns a nintendo product are stinky Smashfags
You do know Mario alone sells 30x better than that shit?
If this board actually had worthwhile mods you'd be banned for being this much of a newfag
Did you know that children like to frequently repeat things that they believe are funny because their brains are undeveloped?
I thought that was interesting.
>not knowing who a jap porn star should be worth a ban
we all aren't closet weebs who praise Nippon above all else.
OP is a pathetic loser who makes himself feel better by making fun of other people who look just like him.
>N-N-N-NO U
lol
They don't care - their whole point is to get a rise and replies to validate their shitposting, they don't actually give a shit about games and MAYBE about how people look while playing Nintendo games in public but doubtful.
>implying nyggers don't stay up to date with everything nintendo (even more than nintendo fans) to have more shitposting ammo
If you don't know Hitomi you've been here for like 2 days.
Maybe you should head on back to neogaf, kiddo :^)
Jesus, you wrote out that whole thing.
thanks for proving my point
>tfw ywn see her uncensored pussy
>HUB BLUBBA HUB BLUB
Did they add ricky and morty to the game?
Why are nintendiddlers so insecure?
Oh, oh oh. You replied. Oh, poor sweetie, you thought I was insulting your intelligence.
Everyone, we have a special boy here, and his feelings are hurt. Let's all join hands and sing to show him that we love him. Ready?
Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbayah
Someone's crying Lord, kumbaya
Someone's crying Lord, kumbaya
Someone's crying Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya
Someone's praying Lord, kumbaya
Someone's praying Lord, kumbaya
Someone's praying Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya
They got bullied all their life for playing Nintendo. Consider this for a moment: Sup Forums is literally the only general gaming forum where Nintendo discussion is allowed. Of course they will fight to the last breath to defend what is essentially the only remaining nintendo outpost on the internet.
Get this casual trash out of my face, kid.
savage
Hitomi tanaka
you do realize you are saying this on a video game board right? your point would be more valid on a board like /t/ /s/ or /hc/ but with how it stands, you look like a fucking weeaboo who does nothing but sperg out on those who you see as "new". also nice use of buzzwords fag.
>ywn click on the right post number
Are you ok user?
Name one thing on here that isn't true, I'll wait
Fuck off newfag
...
Not him but the more you post the more obvious it becomes that you're new here, lurk moar before posting
looks like it's that time again.
>get points brought against as to why their argument doesn't really hold up
>F-Fuck off n-newfag
It's kinda scary that I've grown accustomed to retards running rampant on this board
>Sup Forums is literally the only general gaming forum where Nintendo discussion is allowed
I'm not sure I believe you
I never go outside of my house. if I did, I would take my Switch with me because I don't care what normalfags think, but I literally never go outside.
Are sound effects your issue? There is a volume slider younknow...
Better to be a retard than redditard
>on a video game board
If you haven't seen a hitomi dump on this """"video game"""" board, or actually think Sup Forums discussess video games, you are fucking fresh off the reddit boat.
Now shut the fuck up and lurk for another 2-3 years before posting again you dirty fucking newfag.
So this is the power of EUposting
Gaming isn't the problem, it's playing mario games without headphones
>WAHAA
>LETSA GO
>BING BING *1up*
imagine someone watching you do this
...
On the go is a meme
>*1up*
No mario game actually says "1up" out loud
>lurk moar before expecting to have actual conversation on this board!
noted. retards run wild and don't go checked. I understand.
can you show me evidence i'm from reddit?
>"heh. expecting video game discussion on a video games board? how fucking new are you?"
very new. I've just started using the board for about a month or so now and one thing has been very apparent. the amount of unchecked shitposting and cancer is probably why most do not have a high opinion of "gamers" in the first place. I truly wonder how most of you function in life considering you are complete garbage hiding behind a computer screen.
>OP
you get the point
>this level of victim complex by nintendies
lmao
>I've just started using the board for about a month or so now
aaah, that's all I needed to hear. It's very apparent.
Lurk or fuck off, neogaffer. Normalfags aren't welcome here.
>enjoy your kiddie shit
Valid, Mario is a children's game that fully grown, well-adjusted adults shouldn't want to play
>paid reviews
Valid, reviews are always paid for AAA titles, especially Nintendo games
>just another rehash
Valid, it does nothing new or innovative from other 3D Mario games besides the meme hat mechanic
>Nintendo bonus
Valid, see above
>PS2 graphics
Valid, the Switch is an underpowered toy for children that cannot support true graphical fidelity, so the games all look 20 years old
>only got rave reviews because it had Mario in the title
Valid, see Nintendo bonus and paid reviews
>wagglin gimmick controls
Valid, more useless meme mechanics for children, because the Switch is a toy
>name one thing Odyssey does...
See rehash
>6/10 at best
Valid, does nothing new or innovative compared to other 3D Mario titles, doesn't deserve a higher score
>game is shit because it's easy
Valid, casualization of games for normalfags is a problem
>shitty fucking collectathon
Valid, Yooka Laylee also received criticism for this. Padding the game with meaningless collectibles is not content.
>Nintendo fell for the open world meme
Valid, open world gameplay is almost never a good thing
>muh nostalgia
Valid, nostalgia goggles is what fuels nintenbros to keep buying into 30 year old franchises that stagnated 20 years ago
>not even a proper Mario game
Valid, it deviates too much from the classic Mario formula just like Galaxy, yet somehow manages to not be innovative at all
>bing bing wahoo
Valid, this meme simply points out how nintenbros are so shockingly autistic and lacking self awareness that they play children's games in public for everyone to see and mock them
>casual trash
See difficulty
I see nothing wrong here. Nintendiapers lose again.
>being this new on the internet
Look I know it's Saturday but you should really be watching cartoons or something kid.
Jesus Christ you fucking idiot. Just shut the fuck up and come to terms that you got called out for being a newfag.
Understand there are things you learn just from experience/exposure, this is why you listen before you talk. That's why you're told to lurk more so you don't make a faggot out of yourself. Just close the thread, google Hitomi and jerk off.
>started using the board for a month now
Stopped reading there, post is instantly meaningless.
And it fucking SHOWS my man. Lurk moar or back to ribbit.
that's very dismissive wouldn't you say? Chances are I could out do you when it came to actual video game knowledge. but then again you raised the point of not actually knowing anything about them, so I doubt you would take me up on that challenge.
You guys are being trolled
All newfags say they're oldfags and say retarded shit like 2008 or 2009
Only a troll would say "since last month"
Who the fuck comes to a bing bing wahoo thread to have a serious arguement
>that fully grown, well-adjusted adults shouldn't want to play
>shouldn't
You're on Sup Forums, you're not well-adjusted.
This is the saddest post I've read today
>yeah so what if I'm a newfag I can outdo you in video game knowledge haha xDD
Do you know where the fuck you are? Sup Forums hates video games, go back to r/gaming you underage nigger
Holy shit dude, you know this is convincing me you might have enough autism to fit in here if you lurk for another 2 years
>Video game
>Knowledge
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I love pictures like this. Do you have more?
>le internet hate machine
Sup Forums has been a normie site for years now my man, chanology was a long time ago.
I would watch cartoons but I would rather be posting here on Sup Forums
what if I don't want to come to terms with it? what are you gonna do about it? REEE at me? go ahead, let it all out.
how does it show? please point towards evidence of me being from reddit rather than just spouting false facts. I know you look towards daddy trump for inspiration, but he can't help you on this one
you can say it a dismissive manner all you like, but the fact is, that it's true. now put up or shutup.
yes, I most likely have more knowledge when it comes to video games then you do. your point being?
thank you. I try my best to fit in everywhere I go but 2 years seems like a long time for initation
Has anyone ITT ever actually seen someone playing a handheld in public, volume on, no headphones? I seriously haven't ever seen this, but ironically I quite frequently see people obnoxiously playing shitty vine meme videos on their phones at max volume to their friends.
I do.
>pk fire
>No ness
It shows because you post like a faggot from reddit. It's painfully obvious; you should realize this since you were instantly called out for being a newfag by like three different posters. Newfags stick out like a sore thumb. Now off you go, shitter.
Also
>le Trump meme out of fucking nowhere
Absolute proof positive that you're a little reddit nigger, please stop polluting this site
what do mexicans and nintenfats have in common? they legitimately get offended on the internet. just take the bantz and throw some back next time, boys. your crying and replying seriously isn't a good look
you claim I am from reddit but look who is using reddit spacing. did I hurt your wittle feewings Sup Forums? do you want some chicken nuggies to feel better? and again point towards me being from reddit. surely all redittors have an account....what's mine? give me a username and i'll confirm whether or not it is correct. when you do that, i'll stop "polluting" the site
I'm absolutely loving this guy rn
>bing bing wahoo machine
>cringe shit
>vine videos
>chad or stacy with friends
it's not that hard
The Nintendo bonus is real, though.
>when in doubt, call Sup Forums
Stop embarrassing yourself, you already admitted to being new here so your posts are instantly discredited no matter what, it's just sad at this point.
>welfare plebs playing low quality hiphop on the train
If you're playing ANY game in public with the volume loud enough where others can clearly hear it, you deserve to be stared at
>wearing their headphones around their neck and blasting it, completely defeating the purpose of fucking headphones
Saw a guy playing his 3DS on the train and he accidentally cranked the volume to max. He hid his 3DS for a good 30 mins afterwards.
I'm sure that was the last time he'll try playing in public again
nice shifting of goalposts there user, did the wizards on Sup Forums teach you that technique? no need to be upset because a "newfag" put you in your place. you can't prove i'm from reddit, you can't phase me with all these buzzwords and insults, and more importantly you can't prove you know more about video games than I do. But I will give credit where credit is due: you are a terrible arguer and can't provide the most basic of things to tear another's house down. So you taught me something, "oldfag" isn't a title to be proud of if the entire group is represented by guys like you.
i used to have this fat autist that worked at my shitty office and he'd play his 3ds full volume. it was funny when some girls finally told him to turn that shit down
>still fixated on Sup Forums
I literally never said anything Sup Forums-like, you're the one who started with politics for no fucking reason with your epic trump meme. And I don't need to prove shit; it speaks for itself. You got called out by multiple people immediately after posting, because it's so glaringly obvious you're new. You proved it yourself. As for you being a redditor, no, I can't prove it, but you talk and act like one so you're equally as bad as an actual redditor. Now kindly hang yourself you shitstain, you really don't belong here.
>how do nintendies defend this?
Headphones. Anyone with any social skills at all should be using headphones or no sound in public.
>playing video games in public
Manchild
Normies do it on their phones. And I can't play games in public if I don't leave the house.
Is that the avgn
You sound like randy
Yeah but we hear you mouthing what Mario says in game
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY YOU LITTLE SHIT?!>
Just picturing that is making me grin.
ok then, I can see that you are in emotional pain every time I speak a certain board so I will refrain from doing so. But you do raise a interesting point: why prove anything on this board when you can bullshit and bravado your way through? unfortunately for yourself that won't work with me. I act a certain way so I must be that thing? You acting like a "oldfag" means you are one? I think the fuck not. Also an interesting note on this is, while you tried to disprove my points, you didn't try to mprove how great being a "oldfag" is. So I will now assume all of them are so ashamed of what that title means they no longer flaunt it leaving it to anyone who wants it. And dude, it's an anonymous message board. I can be here just as much as you can.