The Black Knight blocks your path !

The Black Knight blocks your path !
He wants to fight !

What do you wanna do ?
>FIGHT
>ARGUE
>INVENTORY
>RUNAWAY

RUNAWAY

Why would he fight me, I don't want to cross the bridge

RUNAWAAY

You tried to run, yet the Black Knight won't let you pass anywhere.

>''You won't go anywhere''

What do you wanna do ?
>FIGHT
>ARGUE
>INVENTORY
>RUNAWAY

>ARGUE

recruit to party

suck his dick

Maybe if we share a drink he'll realise I'm a cool dude and let me pass, so I pick GLASS HIM.

Here are your options :
>I command you, as King of the Britains, to move aside !
>Good morning, proud knight, you've prove to me that you are very courageous, will you join me ?
>Eat shit ! Fishmonger !
>Individuals ! You're all individuals !
>Bigus...

>BIGUS

>...

He seems really confused about what you did.
But that doesn't fix our fightery and blocking problem.

>FIGHT
>ARGUE
>INVENTORY
>RUNAWAY

>INVENTORY

>Excalibur
Well, you're King Arthur, what did you expected.
+30% force
+30% speed

>Baguette sword
You stole this from a regular french henchmen
+Summons cows from nowhere
+20% Chance for arguing
+9000% Honhonhon

>Regular sword
... It's just sword

>Patsy
Maybe throwing Patsy would do some damages... Who knows ?

>The funniest joke in the world
+99% DEADLINESS

baguette sword

You're now eqquiped with the baguette sword !

What now ?
>FIGHT
>ARGUE
>INVENTORY
>RUNAWAY

argue

yes argue

Here are your options :
>Ye mutt ! Get back !
>You're very courageous, you know ? Would you join me ?
>Bigus...
>I am King Arthur, if you abandon now, I'll spare your life !

Bigus...

>Twice as Bigus...
>Half as Dickus.

>CLOSE DIALOGUE SELECTION
>SNEAK BEHIND HIM AND SILENTLY GO TO MY DESTINY

>...
>Enough talking, have at you !

As you unzip your pants, The Black Knight heard you and turn back.

If you don't do something now, he's going to put a end to tiny Arthur, King of the asses !

>FIGHT
>ARGUE
>INVENTORY
>RUNAWAY
>COWS

Argue

>EXIT THREAD
sry

Here are your options :
>WAIT ! Don't cut him !
>Don't cut my dick or I shall unleash my terrible powers !
>Do this and I'll shall destroy your bigus.

>INVENTORY

Do this and i will shall destroy your bigues.

As you nearly finish your sentence, the Black Knight cut in half your dick. There's red cum everywhere.

>As my ass would say, none shall pass !

Choose your item !

FIGHT