The Black Knight blocks your path !
He wants to fight !
What do you wanna do ?
>FIGHT
>ARGUE
>INVENTORY
>RUNAWAY
The Black Knight blocks your path !
He wants to fight !
What do you wanna do ?
>FIGHT
>ARGUE
>INVENTORY
>RUNAWAY
RUNAWAY
Why would he fight me, I don't want to cross the bridge
RUNAWAAY
You tried to run, yet the Black Knight won't let you pass anywhere.
>''You won't go anywhere''
What do you wanna do ?
>FIGHT
>ARGUE
>INVENTORY
>RUNAWAY
>ARGUE
recruit to party
suck his dick
Maybe if we share a drink he'll realise I'm a cool dude and let me pass, so I pick GLASS HIM.
Here are your options :
>I command you, as King of the Britains, to move aside !
>Good morning, proud knight, you've prove to me that you are very courageous, will you join me ?
>Eat shit ! Fishmonger !
>Individuals ! You're all individuals !
>Bigus...
>BIGUS
>...
He seems really confused about what you did.
But that doesn't fix our fightery and blocking problem.
>FIGHT
>ARGUE
>INVENTORY
>RUNAWAY
>INVENTORY
>Excalibur
Well, you're King Arthur, what did you expected.
+30% force
+30% speed
>Baguette sword
You stole this from a regular french henchmen
+Summons cows from nowhere
+20% Chance for arguing
+9000% Honhonhon
>Regular sword
... It's just sword
>Patsy
Maybe throwing Patsy would do some damages... Who knows ?
>The funniest joke in the world
+99% DEADLINESS
baguette sword
You're now eqquiped with the baguette sword !
What now ?
>FIGHT
>ARGUE
>INVENTORY
>RUNAWAY
argue
yes argue
Here are your options :
>Ye mutt ! Get back !
>You're very courageous, you know ? Would you join me ?
>Bigus...
>I am King Arthur, if you abandon now, I'll spare your life !
Bigus...
>Twice as Bigus...
>Half as Dickus.
>CLOSE DIALOGUE SELECTION
>SNEAK BEHIND HIM AND SILENTLY GO TO MY DESTINY
>...
>Enough talking, have at you !
As you unzip your pants, The Black Knight heard you and turn back.
If you don't do something now, he's going to put a end to tiny Arthur, King of the asses !
>FIGHT
>ARGUE
>INVENTORY
>RUNAWAY
>COWS
Argue
>EXIT THREAD
sry
Here are your options :
>WAIT ! Don't cut him !
>Don't cut my dick or I shall unleash my terrible powers !
>Do this and I'll shall destroy your bigus.
>INVENTORY
Do this and i will shall destroy your bigues.
As you nearly finish your sentence, the Black Knight cut in half your dick. There's red cum everywhere.
>As my ass would say, none shall pass !
Choose your item !
FIGHT