What am I in for?

What am I in for?

Nothing like Recettear.

Cute,fun, and cheating AI

Usually I'm pretty decent, but this game is hard as erect rhinoceros cock.

Dark Souls of loli vidya, unironically

holy crackers

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The hardest game this side of Underage Panty Quest XVIII, bring lube.

Fuck, I suck at games. I just came for the lolis.
Is it bullshit cheating hard or cleverly designed hard?

Is the 10/10 Drilled Cutie playable? This is important.
Though I suppose the (probably) dumb short brown haired girl type is okay too.

Good game with cute little girls

This

Yes

Frustrating combat, maze-like levels (I had to bust out the pencils and paper so I could draw maps), farming for money to upgrade equipment, and lolis (almost) naked in hot springs.

the dark souls of anime

I'm pretty much sold then.

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This. This game popularized "The dark souls of" phrase. You can't run around mashing the attack button.
Also I really felt like a little girl while playing this. Moreso than other cute games.

combat is sluggish, but fun., be sure to space yourself from enemies.

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A game that dislikes buttom mashing combos.

doing actual juggle combos in the game is very satisfying though

Having your heart crushed by the fact that sequel NEVER EVER

Enemies read your inputs.
This is also their downfall because their reaction basically never matches the animation of whatever you did to get them to react.
If you just keep attacking they'll eventually get their dodge cycle offset to your attack cycle and you'll hit them anyway, and they'll be too busy attempting to dodge to attack back.

You're in for cute
CUTE

Also some VERY SLIPPERY PLATFORMING COMBAT. VERY SLIPPERY

Archie AI becoming a god when she gets confused

Enjoy your party wipe kiddo

Why are you not playing as her?

>Is it bullshit cheating hard or cleverly designed hard?
The first one.
enemies don't slide around when you hit them, but you do. Their hurtboxes are gigantic and your little loli ass can't slow down or stop to use most moves.

What I do is hit-and-run with Arche. air slash, roll slash, roll slash, roll slash, then jump to avoid counterattack and do it again. I got through 90% of the game that way.

Also expect to grind.
A lot.

>those acorn throwing fucknuts halfway through the game
jesus fucking CHRIST. You jump and they have already thrown their acorn exactly where you're going to fucking land

If I remember you lose control as Arche you when get mind controlled/confused or whatever towards the end of the game in that tower

>switch to the healer loli
>archie AI has godmode AI vs AI fights, juggles enemies, mid-air dodges and all kinds of turbo bullshit
>all you have to do is just keep archie in the camera and use your single heal ability when needed.

I only played Archie for that very reason. She's just the fugging best.
Never had to grind shit, must suck being a pleb.

>Never had to grind shit
You probably didn't beat it, then. All the good gear you grind for.

Thanks. I hate grinding though.

Cute, fun and a combination of wanting to kill yourself

>That solo mage segment
>Confusion on arche and you can only watch helplessly as she wipes your party with her ridiculous AI
>Getting lost in dungeons
>REALLY GETTING LOST IN DUNGEON
>WHERE THE FUCK DO I GO
>Being undergeared