I have been diagnosed with myopia and I cannot afford surgery. What games should I play before I die?

I have been diagnosed with myopia and I cannot afford surgery. What games should I play before I die?

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being nearsighted won't kill you.

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>myopia
Isn't that just an eye condition?

This. Prepare for death, OP. PLEASE OP! ACCEPT YOUR FATE! MEET THE GRIM REAPER! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

Sucks to live in burgerland, if you had voted for Bernie you yet may have lived

>burgers will respond with memes about waiting 4 years for a heart transplant
>as if they don't have the internet to see that everyone in europe thinks the NHS is fucking great except for the richies who pay for it

At least you don't have Stygmatism.
Play Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlimes.

My-OP-a

>Says the Canadian still waiting on his 2007 flu shot

You should spend your last days with your waifu
It's sad that you only have only few days left though

>2017
>Greatest country on the planet can't afford to give its citizens healthcare

Myopia is literally just nearsightedness.

I never got the OBSESSED meme until now.

Because that's what you people are. Myopia is just nearsightedness.

OBSESSED.

get glasses fagget

Literally get glasses. You'll probably less ugly wearing them, too.

Just google the surgery and perform it on yourself.

Oh shit, is myopia really that dangerous?
I've had that for a while now not even knowing that it could kill me.

You don't go to the hospital to get a flu shot in Canada.

This.
Get something cool like half-rims or rimless.

>be Euro
>get stabbed by a peaceful refugee
>bleed to death because the earliest they can get you in is in four months

It's probably too late for you now.

You madman

>getting flu shots

>There is no such thing as an emergency ward.

>live in yuropoor
>takes 2 years to see a doctor for a heart attack

>live in burgerstan
>takes 2 generations to pay off buying some painkillers

So? I get told I'm myopic all the time and I'm just fine.

100% of the people with myopia die
get it
because we all die eventually
I cant wait to die

You poor thing.

>Get diagnosed with myopia
OH CHRIST OP, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? PLAY EVEN MORE VIDEO GAMES WITH YOUR NEWFOUND NEAR-SIGHTEDNESS?!?

Because that's literally all myopia is. Worst case scenario, you get prescription contacts and you spend a week getting used to a new step in your morning routine.

fucking kek

Hatred. It might give you some ideas before the inevitable.

I've worn glasses my entire life and the only times I'm conscious of it are when I have to wear something like safety goggles or a mask.

>Not even a serious eye disease

Though you should still go through with the killing yourself part

Have you considered crystal treatments, OP? They may be able to help

There are a surprising number of Americans who think Europe is some kind of third-world shithole. I remember Mitch McConnell saying "What's next? European health care?" as if he were talking about concentration camps or something.

>There are a surprising number of Americans who think Europe is some kind of third-world shithole.
You're telling me it's not?

>live in burgerstan
>takes 2 generations to pay off buying some painkillers
Nah. We've fixed that problem. Now everyone just gets addicted to painkillers and dies from an overdose. No one's left alive to worry about paying them off.

Indeed I am. For example, if you get sick, you don't have to choose between dying of your illness or dying of starvation because you spent all your money to see a doctor.

Only Eastern European countries. Especially Balkan shitholes

That's not such a bad eye condition.

One of my sister's friend has to use eyedrops for the rest of his life unless he wants to become permanently blind.

Myopia isn't fatal unless you forget your glasses.
tfw -7 in both eyes

Is this bait or general ignorance?

>I cannot afford surgery.
Americans

>Worst case scenario, you get prescription contacts and you spend a week getting used to a new step in your morning routine.
Not even that. They have contacts now that are designed to be worn for weeks at a time. Even the ones that aren't designed for it will still probably be okay for at least a few days at a time.

There are a surprising number of Europeans who don't understand how decrepit their countries are compared to America where practically everything is from 1980 up.

>decrepit
You live in a fucking wooden house, mate. Mine's 100 years old and made of bricks.

this got me pretty good

Cool story, mine's 120 years old and made of wood.

>miyopia

wow user I didnt know bad eyesight was fatal...

but to answer your question Katamari Damacy. Might as well see some colorful wacky shit before going in to get glasses.

>myopia
literally just get classes nigga

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GOAT

Even if we somehow voted in that limp dicked communist it's not like anything would be any different. Do you really think having a socialist control 1/3 of the federal government would somehow instantly changed the entrenched system?

Oh wow i suffer myopia too but i use glasses, you don't need to kill yourself. To the moon is the perfect choice for your condition.

It's been so long.
Why couldn't it have been longer.

Mine is 50 and made out of concrete block

The game discussed in the TOP MOST THREAD on Sup Forums is the right choice.

>bernie
>socialist

Scary Maze, it's a game you're supposed to play while staying very close to the screen.

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>Mario Odyssey

Just wear glasses?