TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT

TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT

I wish Heavy won the update.
At least the banana is great.

>playing a game that gets updated every five years

>playing a game with no community servers

It begins.

If Heavy got a Pyro tier re-work for his update, what would you do?

Play my favorite class of course

I mean, what would you do for Heavy that is Pyro-tier rework?

>Playing a game where the characters only main trait aside their one note personality are how sexy they are.

Thank god for Junkrat.

Considering on the tf2 team are only 3-5 people working, that's what we get. A perfect game also doesn't need any changes to keep kids playing, just like cs 1.6

the night for what?

Giving him miniguns that change gameplay, because every single one is just a passive stat change besides the tomislav

are they trying to kill tf2? this update fucking sucks.

Reading the notes and player reactions, it's making me not feel any regret about quitting 4-5 years ago. Just wish I'd sold all my shit before it was half useless.

Give him and pyro non-flamer/minigun primaries. Make pyro a chemtrooper instead of just pyrotechnics. Heavy gets other neat heavy weapons.

Mechanics: minigun reworked to have 5 bullets per shot, one is 100% accurate and the other 4 all go in different directions (ie your bullet spread will look like a compass) when firing
Heavy's weight increases when crouched, spun-up or stationary, making him harder to move around by pushforce. Some weapons increase this further (Brass Beast, Fists of Steel).

New primary: not a minigun. Something better at fighting single targets with high mobility, probably firing single rounds that are reasonably accurate and do ok damage at mid-range. Portable Bofors Cannon or something.
Secondary: The Trotski Treads. A small machine that looks like a combination between a roomba and a tiny tank. Deploy it and hop on it to use it as a means of transport. It moves faster than walking when strafing and you can switch back to your second slot to have it launch you in the direction you're facing.
Melee: The Means of Production. Hitting an enemy makes them unable to harm you except by Melee and vice-versa.

>baiting this hard

Lol try again LMAO

>excited for pyro fixes
>jetpack turns out awful
>can turns out bugged to hell and back, unless they unironically intended to make it so rarely used
>the slap is a meme
the new ft is good, though sucks at fighting groups compared to the old one.

Told ya you shoulda tried evolve.

>>jetpack turns out awful

It's to get behind all of the fighting, deal some damage and get out, hence the two charges, making Pyro the flank class he is designed to be.

>jetpack turns out awful
My only problem is the deployment and holstering speed, otherwise it's a blast.

Can anyone share the heavy HP exploit? I see heavies running around with 4k HP.

eat chocolate bar

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Exploiters are no better than cheaters. Running around with it for a life or two for the lols is okay but it you unironically carry several rounds into a whole match like that you are cancer.

Might be doing it for the contracts.

i don't play overwatch too