ITS OVER

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It's worse than Bayonetta? Dropped.

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I don't get the "Graphics on par with a PS2 game" part.
Is it a joke about how outdated the hardware for Nintendo consoles is?

look, OP, I get that this is meant to be bait, but it's a bit too easy to see that it's been edited
try again next time

>look, OP, I get that this is meant to be bait
You see back in the day we called this "a joke".

>graphics finally on part with a PS2 game

So Mario Odyssey confirmed for being the Dark Souls of platformers?

if you have to angrily tell people that you were being funny, you weren't being funny

>nintenbros are still salty about Cloud and Bayo in Smash Bros

If you have to interpret tone and try to reconstruct a joke as deliberate aggravation because you're a fucking retard, well, that speaks for itself.

I'm not the OP anyway, dipshit, post counts exist for a reason.

>Graphics on par with a PS2
I smell sonnygger

>no reason to play
sounds like my life.

>the dark souls of mario games

How about to just hear that wonderful menu music again?

>Dark Souls-esque

It's so absurd that you'd have to be mentally impaired to not see it for the satire it is

if it isn't realistic graphics then it's 'PS2 era graphics' according to the idiots who always post it

>no plans for DLC
>no multiplayer
please tell me that this is a troll

>Dark Souls-esque
10/10 many laffs

>Jeremy Winslow spent the majority of his time stuck on the first boss of the game due to it requiring a combination jump and attack system. He eventually gave it to his nephew to complete.

Tee hee

user please
PLEASE
I fucking know you're capable of thinking critically don't fucking do this to me

>Everyone is too BTFO to refute this
>mfw

>Dark Souls-esque challenge
chuckled

Yourethinkingtoomuchofthisplace

>people not getting the joke
You must be shitting me

Yuropoors are awake.
What do you expect?

>Mario dressed as Cloud, Bayonetta, Ryu

wait, what? are there any pictures of this?

Is this the Dark Souls of Mario games?

>Graphics on par with a PS2

Is this real? It seems fake. Too many things all at once like the Dark Souls, boss skipping bits.

Ive got the real reviews right here

Time to start selling those switches bois, Sony won again ....

Yeah, nice try. Nothing to see here.

Bayonetta is fine because Bayo 2 was a Wii U exclusive.

But Cloud has literally nothing to do with Nintendo, he was in Chain of Memories as a cameo.

BTFO btfo

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FEW has performance issues? Really? A game with a 3DS version has performance issues on the Switch?

Goddammit KT

Sony negroids say hurr durr those graphic are PS2 tier whenever their ass hurt, since thye don,t have actual, factual flaws to post.

Other classic are too linear, or too empty, or too cramped etc.

With an IQ this low you absolutely have to be a Neogafugee

Go play co-op. My friend and I had a blast, but when we activate our musou, the game suddenly drops 10 frames. I mean, sure, of course it's going to happen when playing co-op, but imagine playing on higher difficuly maps.

>Someone's making a joke about Nintendo? MUST BE SONY!!!
You Nintendo manchildren are really sensitive snowflakes.

>no plans for dlc
This is meant to be a bad thing?

First day on Sup Forums? People have fallen to more obvious shit.

*breathe in*

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>No dlc
>No multiplayer so no fun

You could at least try OP

>No DLC
>No skipping boss or levels

>Bad

Lads, welcome to gaming press 2017

>Dark Souls-esque

ATTENTION EVERYONE!
OP'S PIC IS FAKE! DONT BELIEVE IT! THE REVIEW ACTUALLY HASNT BEEN UP YET! ITS NOT REAL!

its weird to see gaming nuspeak in a major review ... oh wait