Best farm

>best farm
>best season
>best bachelor
>best bachelorette

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>best farm
Default modded without those FUCKING POND
>best season
Fall
>Best bachelor
It's you, user

>water
>autumn
> >being gay
>Penny

>people keep on praising this meme game
>never heard about anything negative about it
>tfw I got bored of the game after one season and felt like I fell over the 'Stardew Valley is so so good' meme

>best farm
Forest
>best season
Summer
>best bachelor
Harvey
>best bachelorette
Haley

I dunno why but I really liked the farm that spawned monsters at night.
Spring is still my favorite season, winter has a nice atmosphere but as always there is barely anything to do.
MC is the best bachelor
Sandy is the best girl

Emily can take my positive energy whenever she want.

>River but i really like forest too
>Autumn
>Harvey
>Emily

indie games are shit.

Literally just copy old games but worse.

>Normal
>Autumn
>The Player Character
>Maru

Forest
Autumn
???
Penny

Also doggo best pet.

I can't stop thinking of the guy who made this game. I'm the same age as him, yet he managed to create a game that is not only considered a contemporary classic, but he's filthy rich now too. I feel like a complete failure everytime I'm reminded of this game

gamerevolution.com/features/13384-stardew-valleys-single-developer-has-made-over-30-million

The new harvest moon looks really fucking shit. what a joke

>best farm
Default
Because: most farming/building space that let's you use your imagination
>>best season
Depends, but winter and spring
Because: Winter lets you do all the shit that isn't farming, it's like a vacation, Spring is fun because it's a fresh start and you get to test all the new tools & designs
>best bachelor
No homo, but definitely clean Shane
>best bachelorette
Probably Penny, she deserves to be fixed or genderbent tomboy girl Alex

>best farm
ali maps or fancy farm
>best season
fall
>best bachelor
the player
>best bachelorette
whoever you like

Penny is a whore who hangs out in trees with other boys.

...

She did nothing and anything that implies otherwise is fake news

Is this a proper game or a virtual job?

You live in Sydney, faggot? Wanna meet up and fight?

I live in Melbourne cunt

its a game. if you mean does it take longer than 8 hours to play it and that makes it a "job" then look elsewhere.

>brachelottes are high variety of animals
>brachelors are literally all bara cats
Why

>Melbourne

I'm wondering if it's a monotonous grind

nah its a lot of really relaxing fun for atleast a few ingame years (after that point I personally dropped off) also the very start can suck due to not being able to do much but I didn't mind

is there a difference if I make wine or jam out of normal fruit or higher quality fruit?

custom maps

high quality materials = high quality finished goods = more money when you sell. but dont worry too much about it. the sheer volume of stuff you can sell means money will ultimately never be a problem. just make whatever stuff sounds fun to you. or you can rp a little and make your farm just a vineyard that makes wine or a dairy farm and just make cheese, whatever sounds fun to you.

no, there is no difference if you put a normal crop or a high quality crop into a keg

End yourself.

Aesthetic as fuck.

Ok I may be the only one here but I don't find this game or the Harvest Moon series relaxing. They are stressful as fuck. You got a few real-time minutes to get all your work done that day and then go hang out with the girl you like

I either spend too much time chasing pussy and my farm is shit or my farm looks good but I spend every waking minute working on it.

How do you guys do it?

...

you just go with the flow, mang

>>best bachelorette

REEE LEAVE ROASTIES!!!

but that's not efficient! I think I'm too autistic to play this game.

Cuties~~ oWo

Sam's a fucking super saiyan, you're saying you wouldn't fuck him?

Looks even better with color filter.

>Why
Guess the artist's fursona

who rubbed vaseline all over my screen?

>>genderbent tomboy girl Alex

The game is kinda shallow. Definitely could have used more polishing.. All the characters are bland and kinda scripted(I felt no attachment to anyone even after hearing their backstories), farming is honestly just mundane and unrewarding, and combat is so bare-bones...

Is turning Alex gay a bad thing?

>best mods?

Does the game have a win/lose state?

>River farm
>Summer or autumn
>Smug fucker
>Penny

If you're not modding him into a girl, making him a cockslut is the next best thing. One way or another, Alex is destined for dick.

>having your farm predesigned for you
>just fill it out with buildings
Nah.

Think of him as an inspiration user, I try to do that. Guy gets out of school, gets tuned down by all employers, starts questioning his own skills. As a last resort, starts tinkerking with dream-project he's always had, while working a job he's overqualified for. Finally gets it done and it turns out to be great. If he can do it, so can you.

>pick the monster farm expecting to be buttfucked at night
>usually just get my anus licked by a slime every now and then
kind of underwhelming, maybe I should have gotten the regular farm for more space

those diagonal cliff transitions are horrendous

Goku is now a farmer? Why does a 2D game needs blur.

>Why does a 2D game needs blur

Its just a filter screen that can be turned on and off, the creator of the map decided to take pics with the filter turned on

Just use whichever farm is the most A E S T H E T I C, once you've got everything set up you'll be making more money than you know what to do with anyway.

>best farm
If you just want to min/max: The default one
If you want a farm that actually looks good: Basically anything else

Is that actually a game filter, or just a photoshop of a screenshot?

ingame filter that is a part of a mod from the looks. It is activated by pressing F3 but this does not work for me in vanilla version of the game but only when i have mods turned on

Palmer Lucky is much more soul crushing to think about.

Wet dream of an indie dev, aint it user?
Im in the same position too. 25 years old though.
I plan to do it too. My magnum opus will be an MMO. Development will took about 5-10 years.
However i plan to develop few lesser games, i hope they will be hit too.

Why would it user?

Let me make you feel even more shit.

Look at what he made the game on. A fucking 3 core AMD cpu.

How did this thing earn 30 million. It's fucking spaghetti code.

>fucking spaghetti code.
Dude learned to code from 0 and rewrote it tons of times.

Is this a surprise to you?

It's not like he went to a company learned how game design was done and then made the game.

He was a Nintendo Fanboy that played tons of Harvest Moon and Rune Factory on his DSLite

He didn't rewrite it enough.

>made by a single guy
>he learned how to do draw and code all by himself
>he did the music himself
>game was redone several times since he was not pleased with it
>did not create a kickstarter or any of that shit

He really deserves it all of it, also pic related is his early work

>It's fucking spaghetti code.
Luckily modern computers can run unoptimized shit pretty well plus I believe C# is compiled so there could be compiler optimization happening too.

I found I was too obsessed with my code being perfect but you can't let that stop you. Finish you project then optimize it after if needed.

>mfw there isn't a single bachelor or bachelorette that I would like in real life and don't see as a disgusting normalfag
Not sure if the characters are just shit or if I'm just jaded beyond repair

Am I crazy or did his early work actually look better?

>Am I crazy or did his early work actually look better?

I would say crazy if you consider this better

Why won't my crops grow?

This desu. I'm of course jealous on some level, but no one can say the dude didn't deserve it. Combination of hard work and ambition, and he seems like a pretty good guy on top of it all. Glad it worked out well for him.

It has a better color palette that's for sure.

has fucking orange earth by comparison

Hayley is the best and most pure waifu. She even baked me cookies lads!

Naw. The writers wanted to create an idyllic communist town but didn't know what actually made such towns enjoyable, so they crammed in a bunch of drunkards, cheaters, and jerks and called it 'realistic'.

Do you water them on daily base?

That why I use a mod to make the colors better

What mods to get my game to look like this?

If you mean only the colors than this

nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/1213/?tab=1&navtag=https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/ajax/moddescription/?id=1213&preview=&pUp=1

Best girl

Thanks user!

>into crystal voodoo bullshit
>probably will cuck you with the wizard after a few years of marriage because he has actual powers
>vastly less attractive than Hayley
>blue hair, basically saying she is an sjw
Kek, enjoy your """"""marriage"""""" lad

>Forest
>Summer
>I'm no faggot
>Haley

No problem, really like how the snow looks like

B-but I'm already a wizard, so she should be a perfect match

Definitely agree. The snow looks very comfy

>Forest
>Fall
>Alex
>Alex

>best farm
Have only tried the farm for fishing so far but I like it.
>best season
Winter. Felt pretty comfy and I don't have to remember to water every plant.
>best bachelor
Harvey is pretty chill.
>best bachelorette
Penny.

Pretty much, looks more comfy compared to the original blue

>Dof in a 2D game
Don't do that

best girl

Are we ever getting coop officially?

>not nonironically leah

Anyone got any good custom farm maps?

>Don't do that

relax user its just a filter used in photo mode, yes it does look bad but hey it was his choice to take the pics like this,

Leah is second best

I bought this game for the switch a few weeks ago. It's insanely fun and comfy. About to hit my first winter. Have almost 50k g saved up. Could have a ton more but I decided to store a ton of my crops and wanna convert them with the kegs and jars, so I'll do that slowly over the winter.

How do I get additional buildings? I know I have to buy them but is there an order to these things? Like do I need to get the chicken coop in order to build other buildings? Also when is a good time to get myself some animals?

Can't get this hot stuff on release.

Play the game for 120 hours and then forget about it.

Gets released on switch.

I can now marry her.

YES!

>Anyone got any good custom farm maps?

*We currently expect to be able to start a beta test at the end of the year for Steam users to help us test the game. Mod authors will be encouraged to update their mods during this beta period. Then, in early 2018 we will release it as the 1.3 patch on Windows, Mac and Linux.*

Just use or browse nexus there are planty of maps

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