Server Rules: No Swearing

>Server Rules: No Swearing
>Characters constantly swear in-game

It is to enforce good manners, chico-man

>admin bans if you kill him/her

>her

>server rules: No underage
>squeakers all shouting as I read this

what doth life?

>THIS IS A PG RATED SERVER
>game is rated M+

>server rules: it's taco tuesday
>it's friday night

>server rules: be nice to your fellow furreinds!

>Server rules: -----
>Oh shit that's right, I don't play multiplayer games

Always hated this shit in BF titles.

>THIS IS A CHRISTIAN SERVER NO SWEARING
>Hey admins, you realize the characters say fuck and shit every other syllable right?

...

We don't cotton to freaks who think everything is Sup Forums

>IM GETTING MY SHIT PUSHED IN HERE!
>GETTING FUCKED UP THE ASS OVER HERE!
>I NEED A FUCKING MEDIC!
>"No Swearing allowed"

>get admin for clans server
>server is basically full
>admin.banPlayer * *

You're not welcome here NeoGAF refuge

>MOTD
>hasn't been updated in almost a year

>Server Rules: none

I confronted an admin of one of these servers about this very issue

>get on CoD5:WaW Christian sniping server that looks like a child built the map in GMod
>"No Swearing" rule unironically enforced, some kid gets permabanned for saying "shit"
>I say on mic that it's good that the admin is enforcing this rule, but ask why he has not also prevented the characters in-game from swearing
>Admin claims that it is "historically accurate" for the characters to curse because they are soldiers
>I then ask if veterans and active-duty soldiers that are playing the game are allowed to swear, to which the admin immediately banned me, and the reason given was blank

>server rules: have fun
>every activity with any modicum of fun gets you banned
>no killing is also part of said activities
>entire game is based around killing other players

That one hurt user.

>server is well-managed

>Rules: No Swearing
>Admins swear all the time

>enforce good manners

further proving online game admins are bullied highschoolers living out totalitarian power fantasies

>Server rules: HLDJ/slam supported!
>If the Admins are on they gag you and start playing their garbage music

>playing SS13
>me and some guy im working with in game get jumped by 4 dudes
>wipe the floor with them
>admin PM: "In that scenario, you die."
>banned for "fail rp"

What server was it?

I can't quite remember, it was years ago. Probably Yogstation or some other cancerous bullshit. Another thing I find funny is how metagaming is generally against the rules yet in the server's MOTD they will advertise their Discord and shit. I always seem to get swarmed by 3 or 4 dudes when I'm smashing someone's head in with a blunt object, clearly metagamers.

>2007
>mods mute on spam and repeated bad language
>only ban when someone is hacking or cheating

>2017
>mods ban you when your character name is even slightly offensive

>wooow why can't I act like an entitled little bitch on someone else's server

Sounds like something that'd happen on yog, why'd you play on there anyway it's pretty shiity last I remember

>server rules: kid friendly SFW only sprays
>admin sprays rule 34 MLP

Can't fucking stand this shit. On a Garry's Mod RP server I used to play on, if somebody had a gun pulled on you, it was considered "fail rp" to run away or pull out your own gun and shoot them. God that server sucked, so many fucking rules controlling what you can and cannot do. I swear, an admin was called to every other RP situation to sort it out, even though it could have been sorted out through RP almost every single time.

Those are unironically some of the best.
Especially when a hacker decides to drop in and slap a couple of game-altering cheats, low gravity anyone?

>server was ruined by fags
>game stops being fun
>switch to a different server
>game becomes fun again
nothing of value was lost, all smiles.

>why'd you play on there anyway
I felt like robusting some scrubs and figured yogsbabies would be terrible. I was correct.

>say shit into the mic and get completely ignored
>talk over the token female player on the server for 5 fucking seconds
>WOW user SERIOUSLY JUST LET HER TALK

>banned
>reason: stop killing my future girlfriend

>host own server
>problem solved
Easy

Good shit man, what server do you play on normally then? I'm taking another extended break from the game but I stick with /vg/station when I do play

>host own server
>ban people for the slightest swear/killing a girl/doing anything
ez pz

seriously this what the actual fuck?
see this all the time in battlefield, where soldiers are blatantly swearing ingame and fucking getting shot.

>still always have a full and active server, while everyone fears you and your supreme overlord powers
Living the dream

>server rules
>players may get kicked at random to make room for clan members

i kind of miss being an admin on an active server
it was nice actually being in charge of people

>girl on server
>'btw I'm a girl :3'ing so hard
>character is completely pink with custom server skins
>name literally fucking says 'girl' in it
>just for shits and giggles ask "Hey, are you a girl?"
>get 2 friend invites instantly from random dudes
>HEY MAN IT DOESNT MATTER THAT SHE IS A GIRL COOL IT WITH THE SEXIST REMARKS
>remove them and DC from server

>Autobalance
>Come into a server, top the scoreboard and completely push every objective
>Multiple new players have joined into the game since then
>15 minutes into the match and you're dominating, enemy team has been pushed back completely
>You get fucking autoswitched on the last 200 tickets