I expected the shitposting to come a little bit closer to Odyssey's launch, but god damn is this game impossible to discuss here now. It's going to be even better when AssCreed and Wolfenstein launch on the same day. That will be when Sup Forums completely implodes.
Which one are you anticipating the most? I'm excited for Odyssey, since platformers are my favorite genre. I haven't spoiled myself like a retard, so the game should feel fresh.
Peach doesnt marry mario and leaves with the hats.
>mario, we wuz egyptians, and nazi killing simulator launching on the same day
>Peach doesnt marry mario
Not a spoiler.
Thats the ending. That's it. It just ends after that. Roll credits.
Good thing I don't care about story in a Mario game.
Good thing, because its garbage.
FUUUUUCK YOOOOUUUU FOR SPOILING AND RUINING MY MOST ANTICIPATED GAME IN YEARS. A CURSE UPON YOU, YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WILL SUFFER
Who the fuck cares?
>cucked: the video game
The state of nintendo
3 normie franchises that have all had releases in the last 3 years that no one gave a fuck about.
BING BING
>i haveny been spoilered yet
Prepare for disappointment
So when it does get 10s
And it will
How many people will fall into despair?
HAHAHA OTP FAGS BTFOOOOO
And nintendorks wonder why everyone hates them. Why can't you simply enjoy your games instead of always falseflagging?
I-I honestly didn't know it would you hurt you this much user. I'm so, so sorry, and ask for your forgiveness.
I'm not sure what this image implies because everyone knows 3D Land and 3D World were shit
>WE
>BING BING
>And muh Sup Forums
>on the same day
Meme overload
>Home of Sonybros has burned to the ground
>Odyssey will be GOTY
Have Sonybros ever been crushed this badly?
It won't get a 100. Ive watched quite a bit of it. These images will be used against you from now on. Good job.
>shitshine has a 92
That's how I know that site is bullshit
>100 OUTA 100 BOIIIIII GAME OF THE YEAR Sup Forums BTFO!!!!!
>game isn't even here yet
>wtf is this game impossible to discuss here now
3D world was one of my favorite games.
If you're not an idort you're not a human.
Boy those 100 memers are about to get fucking rekt. The game is a generic as it gets
So like every other mario game then? Who gives a fuck
Please tell me Mario at least gets the signature kiss from Peach for all his hard work. Or have the feminists won and any reward from Peach is now gone?
Im just waiting for the final score. Ive got a perfect crying wojak lined up for the occasion
Sup Forums is already unbearable with NeoGAF's death and Sup Forums not shutting up about it, but these three games coming out with the fire still simmering for NeoGAF's death makes me hope it's not going to turn this place into shitposting territory for the next week or 2.
>disliking sunshine
That's how I know your post is bullshit
>Home of Sonybros
Neofag had a bigger Nintendofanbase than a Sony one.
I dont think there is a single website where Sonyfans outnumber Nintendofans.
Are you fucking joking. This exact same thread has been shitposted for months. Stop acting like Sup Forums hasn't been pretending to have an aneurysm for this game ever since BotW got 10s up the bing bing wazoo.
ITT: pretend Sup Forums drama
No kiss. She cucks him and bowser and leaves
>but god damn is this game impossible to discuss here now.
That's because the leak finally confirmed that it's an empty, bland and boring 6/10 game after all. They hype was artificial perpetuated by rabid Nintenbros and paid Switch shills
why does Mario 64 have the highest user score???
The puzzles are at least better and more fluid than anything in BotW so there's that.
muh nostalgia
>It's going to be even better when AssCreed and Wolfenstein launch on the same day.
L O L
nostalgiafags that need to be gassed
Nostalgia and speed runners.
Welp. Feeling a bit better now that I won't be able to play it since I don't have a Switch. CEMU and BotW is all I need for now.
how the fuck do you spoil a mario game. Is it really shitty or something
am i an idort?
Where's the vita, W10, and N3DS? Also I know you own a Wii U. Put that in the shot too.
Pretty sure that’s considered rape now user.
>vita
Lol
Vita. Neptunia garbage is on other platforms now. The vita or hell a vita TV can be purchased for like 15 USD and enables you to play Muramasa Rebirth.
please take that gpu box off the xbox, are you trying to start a fire?
Platformers is the genre for children and morons. Who thinks "jumping" is a measure of skill?
You sound like you're a gaffer friend
she twerks for him while mario dabs, luigi tattoos his face and puts out a drill album.