This guy walks into the cabaret club and slaps your blind girlfriend's ass, what do you do?

This guy walks into the cabaret club and slaps your blind girlfriend's ass, what do you do?

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=txcVMXzRNoQ
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

I don't have a girlfriend.

Why is my girlfriend blind? Why is she out of the dungeon? Why are the three of us in a cabaret? Is there anyone else at this cabaret?

pull out a pistol and shoot his boss in the face

Also, Sagawa did nothing wrong. Best character in the game imo.

Call the Omi Alliance

talk about the neogaf scandal

get down on all fours, call him sensei and ask him to teach me his ki-enhanced yamato-damashii slap

blind girl is my fetish

be too much of a bitch to kill him or Kingpin the Patriarch

Fuck his mouth while my gf pegs him with a strapon, good old fashioned spitroast.

I'll tell him to start lifting.

show him the power of friendship

why did Awano sacrifice his life just to protect Majima, whom he had just met literally 5 minutes earlier?

Nearly beat Majima to death with a baseball bat, killing all morale that Majima has in the process, and making him suicidal.
Almost kills Majima with a car bomb then tries to shoot him in the face
Shoots Cera in the back

He pretty much did everything wrong, and paid for the mistakes of others.

>neogaf
nigger-gf?

Because he has honor, unlike dojima

What the fuck is that thing on the lest

Chotto matte arigato sama, desu kawaii ne uguu?

damn I'd like to see these brown bitches take a thick white cock up their snatches

I want to fight that Kuze

To look cool. That and he fucked up yet again, so he probably knew his time was short. Seriously, though. I have no clue, he went full on suicidal.

...

I think OP is insinuating only a blind girl would consider going out with the average user

Look up Danny D. That's one of his specialties.

I guess they can share the eggs since he seems a tad bit malnourished himself.

I thought it was Sup Forums memes

I remember him from the Sup Forums porno kek

Because Riki is the best.

>a yakuza doing his job exactly as he's supposed to is bad

Sagawa went above and beyond the call of duty for his sworn brother, even travelling all the way to tokyo. And when he found out he'd been swindled and played, he just shrugged it off, he was just doing what he was supposed to. Even when he got shot in the end he didn't seem to mind.

He was a real bro-tier.

>has honour
>murdered an innocent dancing lady for no reason just to show kiryu that he was angry

I would fuck him in the butt for smacking my boyfriend's ass

god damn i would love a black girlfriend, so much


anyway is this a yakuza thread? i loved 0 but can't really get into kiwami, not sure why

What the hell is it about Sagawa's facial expressions that makes them so good? Is it the perpetual shit eating grin?

He looks like a monkey.
It was my first thought when I saw him, and it gave me a giggle when other characters called him a monkey too.

Is that japanese Bog on the left?

What the fuck

I didnt know Sagawa was based on a real person

he looks naturally friendly. I don't know why. He just seems impossible to hate, he has a face that looks like you just want to trust him.

Kuze and Awano meanwhile have permanent resting asshole faces that make you want to punch even if you don't know who they are.

That's the director of the Yakuza series

Most of them are user, since Yakuza 3 I think

>yakuza women
>innocent
cringe

i wish i had a gf

exactly

youtube.com/watch?v=txcVMXzRNoQ

he's probably weight ~80kg, i can lift +95kg above my head. i would have no problem to throw him on the ground. could harm my back doing that, though.