What the fuck...is...this?

What the fuck...is...this?

A complex female character?

IN MY JAPANESE VISUAL NOVEL?!?!?!

DELETE THIS!!!

So now that the dust has settled, we all agree that her and George are the killers right?

Eva was the most complex.
She was a bitch, but interesting character.

Rosa > Eva > Kyrie > Natsuhi

umineko is kamige

So did she beat Maria?

>Natsuhi not the best
>faithful to her husband
>throws bastard children off cliffs

Pretty funny how in a normal series Jessica might be considered best girl but in Umineko she is considered too boring to even begin to compete

>throws bastard children off cliffs
Rosa basically did that too though.

I mean, in a normal serie the best girls wouldn't all be milfs

Umineko has such fanservice potential, and this is literally the only official thing we got (let's not forget this is an extra chapter in the manga, which wasn't even written by the original author).

Why did Klauss not spend more time fucking her?
Was he gay?

Except Rosa is a slut

Drop the gold already you stupid bitch

SAY UU ONE MORE TIME BITCH

He was a moon obsessed autist.

delete

She had a headache every day

Was he autistic Sup Forums?

>rich
>handsome
>tall
>swole as fuck
>190 iq
autistic or not i wish i was him

Yes. But not as much as Yasu.

>just give me one year to raise the funds, Natsuhi
>no wait one more year
>falls for every scam he runs by
>becomes obsessed with his island resort and moon trips
>just sleeps during the conference and leaves everything to Natsuhi

worst seacat

It's so obvious that she is the culprit.

I doubt you've played enough to know anything about deep characters in VNs

>tall
>5'11
It's one of those things that reminds me that he's Japanese.

He would've made it big if the game was set in modern times, he'd have all of the lambos and bitcoins

No.

That version of him was just an interpretation of him by a really messed up girl who had a crush on him but barely even knew him.

Episode Seven was a really good ending, Kyrie isn't a bad killer.

>beatrice expected this genius to solve her mystery

post OH DESIRE

YAMI WO KIRISAKU

To be fair, she was a fan of Agatha Christie. Have you ever read "And Then There Were None"? Those tiny bombs are less bullshit than the solution to that.

I would buy a version of Umineko that has the manga panels synced to the VN's music and voice acting. The original book is so poorly written, and it's clear the author never did more than one draft before releasing each episode. The manga is what Umineko actually should have been.

Yeah okay keep telling yourself that, Ange.

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Both Rosa and Natsuhi's problems could've been fixed with some dedicated dickings.

Only Hideyoshi and Rudolph knew how to do this and Rudolph is fucking evil.

No, I plan to some day though, please don't spoil it

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I won't. Just go and do it. It's really short. Shorter than Umineko for sure.

It's an incredible short story, you can read it in like 1 hour tops IIRC. Main reason why it's "baby's first murder mistery".

Problem with Jessica was that she was just sort of there. One of the more tragic casualties of the whole affair though, arguably.
>dad disappointed in her for not being a boy
>mom disappointed in her for acting like a tomboy to please her dad
>only friends are her cousins and the servants
>the actually fun cousin stops visiting for 5 years
>dad and mom mad at her for befriending the servants
>servants actually play mean pranks on her
>falls for male servant by virtue of being the only other male around
>it's actually a female servant pranking her
>finally die in firey explosion that had nothing to do with her

>1 hour tops
My copy is 275 pages. Don't even pretend you can read that fast.

This made me laugh for some reason

where the fuck are the announcements
why is he talking about how there's so much shit he wants to show us without showing us anything
like at this point last time Trianthology at least had that pamphlet with some of the illustrations out already so we could all meme about how it was cicadas in space

Oh you just made me remember that mangagamer is about to release the answer arcs
time to start reading the first ones

>it's actually a female servant pranking her

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>where the fuck are the announcements
A few days ago

>meme about how it was cicadas in space
Not a meme anymore

remember the patch

Jessica was one of the couple characters that didn't deserve any of this.

I think that's what I got after reading it for the first time
The false flagging with the incest retard child was pretty fucking amazing desu

Woah hol up no bad art this time? This ain't gonna feel right

Good thing she was not born male.

Why are male Ushiromiyas so cruel?

don't get too excited, we don't actually know what these characters are supposed to be yet

>>servants actually play mean pranks on her
I've only read the first half, spoil me

No R07 art for promoting the voice drama at least

Why are the best girls never real anons

Now we're talking

Hey, don't diss my man Rudolph, not everyone has the skill to pull off the ultimate double cuckoldery.

they made a few characters for the 07th live picture drama, which is not just the new WTC
still a meme

>pettan, pettan, tsurupettan

And still, Asumu wanted him so much that she was willing to raise her rival's child. He had mad skills in bed.

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Shanon is actually Kanon. Sha/Ka/non. SUBMIT TO THE TRUTH

DUDE MAGIC ISNT REAL LOL
LIKE SAY THAT IN RED LMAO

Oh yeah? How about you repeat that in red then?
I say it everytime, but, Lambdadelta best girl

Was she honest here? Or just bullshitting as usual?

>image credit google

I dropped this during the truth arc and I heard Beatrice was a guy all along. Is this true?

What exactly did it mean for Shanon to defeat Kanon in the duel? That she liked dick more than vagina?

She is and always will be.

Beatrice was a guy who got his genitals crushed as a baby, so he got raised as a girl (Shannon)

it wasn't really about their genitals and more about the personality themselves and what they stood for. shannon most of the time chose to believe, to see the good side of things while kanon was a pessimistic fuck that supressed his feelings

Pretty sure she was bullshitting. She hated Battler for being Asumu's brood. If only Kyrie knew...

luck

Beatrice is Battler's sexually confused penisless uncle who was born out of incestuous rape. Nothing I said here is an exagerration.

Say it in red nigger.

>>>/M/AGIC+IS+NOT+REAL+DUDE+LOL

I'm surprised this game didn't get a huge fanbase on places like tumblr. It seems like it has everything they'd want, with all the strong female characters, having a tranny as the main love interest, and practically no gameplay.
Not that I'm complaining.

It mostly predates the rise of tumblr.
It's also a weeb VN instead of a western work.

They've pumped themselves full of too much adhd medication to read for 80 hours.

>Erika losing her shit with voice acting
holy fuck am I glad I decided to reread

tell me why ep 5 is so much better paced than any of the others. did someone else write it or what? starting 6 right after is murder, it's back to the old "explain simple concept three times and then give a dozen slightly differently worded examples, and then re-explain concept 3 more times after just to make sure" style of writing.

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So did Yasu have boobs? I thought he was a guy? Was Battler gay?

>better paced
>the 1 hour long "hurr durr Natsuhi could be the only killer" trial questions

Shitposting aside, I personally think Episode 3 and 6 are better paced than 5, but to each their own.

Goatbros WW@?

Why didn't the author show what was written in the journal in the "magic is not real" ending? Everything was leading up to that, especially after going through the "magic" ending and being denied the truth.

Also what the hell is up with the last part of the 4th episode? I assume that Amakusa was going against his orders and sniping the body-guards for whatever reason, but in neither endings of Episode 8 does Ange actually reach the island that point.

they would have to admit that, at the core, being a mentally ill tranny is a bad thing to be.
don't get me wrong. I fucking love beatrice as a character, i don't care for her gender or being a tranny or not, but she has mental issues that are quite clear. just like every other goddamn character in this, and I like every one of them.

episode 3 takes reeaaaally long to begin though. seriously, reread it, the start is fully about beatrice possible past.

amakusa was on whatsitsface payroll iirc. the guy of higurashi, okonogi? he wanted to keep ange around as a golden child, no matter what

>being a mentally ill tranny is a bad thing to be.
Yeah, but she still found a Chad to love her anyways so it all worked out.

What issues does Battler have other than being at odds with his father in the past and being incompetent?

Ange's scenes are still confusing to me.
In episode 6, we learn the storyline where she jumps off the roof is part of a Hachijo forgery.
But there's something strange about her being at Hachijo's place too eg with time passing slowly and her not knowing what she's doing there.
Then at the end of the episode she leaves for Niijima like in episode 3?
Someone help a brainlet explain.

still wouldn't fit their agenda. strong womyn need no man

>rosa
>complex anything

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Tumblr is a lot bigger than you think, user. Not everyone there is a man-hating pansexual dyke.

Natsuhi grilling was okay if only for the payoff where they corner her into having been Kinzo's dickslave. If I gotta bitch about something, it's Battler's attempt at being cool that just fails miserably. Didn't even put up a good fight, just cried and UWOOO'd and then died again like a bitch.

hm. good question actually...but I guess you could nitpick and say something like "he's naive to the point of retardation", or "his unwillingness to admit defeat and/or the involvement of the 18 could be a sign of autism". then again, it all points to incompetence. I think you get what I' trying to say.

that's this fuck's efforts to make everything as bittersweet as possible, showing Battler was incompetent until the end

by this logic, nothing and everything would be tumblr since everyone would be represented. I thought we were talking about stereotypes here

I think that Final Answer completely made that scene for me

A stereotype made by Sup Forums? Then sure.