No familiar levels like Sarasaland, the Bean Bean Kingdom, and Rogueport

>No familiar levels like Sarasaland, the Bean Bean Kingdom, and Rogueport.
>No multiple characters to play as
>Inconsistent art direction
>Terrible ending
>There's a dragon that does not belong in a Mario game
>Horrible pop music at the end of the game
>Only 15 levels
>Too easy
>Uninteresting
>Empty worlds
>Gamecube graphics

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I avree with everything except the last one. The textures look nice, it's just that the game runs at fucking 900p without any anti aliasing.

The best game Nintendo release this year was Metroid Samus Returns for the 3DS.

Your points are so contradictory that I just can't help but despise and ignore them.

>Sarasaland

You're an idiot

>implying the ending and final fight isn't dope as fuck
youtube.com/watch?v=hgnou6DxH8o&feature=youtu.be&t=11m6s

It's over guys, memedyssey is a flop. Nintendo is finished............

Wow look at the list of plain lies

>Gamecube graphics
You're being generous. I've played MSX games with better graphics.

Are you still trying? Give it up, we can see through the entire thing

>Bean Bean Kingdom, and Rogueport.
They're not canon. That and Paper Mario is in alternate dimension inside a storybook.

I have played atari games with better graphics

>only 15 levels

hmm

I see the shitposting is already starting

>full game is only 4 hours long

>levels when you wanna talk about little of them there are
>worlds when you wanna talk about how big and empty they are

i thought people that only watch streams to make opinions on game are cancer?

>Not even a thank you
It's over.

>Isle Defino literally on the map
>Isn't in the game
Ok. The last game even took place in a Kingdom too.

(You) tried

>its another repeat the same pattern 3 times to win boss

Its pretty fucked up when an indie game has a better boss fight against a fucking toilet than a final boss in a highly anticipated AAA game thats in the same genre.

Watching the stream was just pure misery. I can't believe how terrible it looks

There are still more worlds we haven't seen yet

It's the secret kingdom you unlock in the post game though according to Cappy once you unlock the Mushroom Kingdom at the end of the game

>same pattern
What?

>>No familiar levels like Sarasaland, the Bean Bean Kingdom, and Rogueport.
Who cares, we don't need even more rehashes and nostalgia pandering (which is what Sup Forums would complain about instead if they did what you said, go fucking figure)
>>No multiple characters to play as
Who cares, neither did SM64 or Sunshine, get the fuck over it, you'll live not being able to play as someone with poor traction or who is slightly faster with a poorer jump or whatever the fuck
>>inconsistent art direction
Intentional, so they succeeded. Inconsistent doesn't mean inherently bad.
>>Terrible ending
Avoiding spoilers but you should never care about story in a Mario game, autist
>>There's a dragon that does not belong in a Mario game
If the developers put him in, he belongs in the game. Stop acting like you know better than the developers what belongs in a mario game.
>>Too easy
Wrong. It's normal difficulty.
>>Uninteresting
Subjective and not a critique.
>>Empty worlds
Wrong.
>>GameCube physics
You're a retard.

>no spooky kingdom
this is how I instantly knew this game is utter trash.

This is actually wrong, on both counts

But the water level with those eels and dark tunnels are spooky

>Opinions
lmao, just... lmao.

Cap Kingdom
>utter trash
What is it with Sup Forums always fucking over exaggerating the negativity of things? Fucking hell it's annoying.

>entire OP is an opinion
Come again?

>jump over some fire circles and breath
>smack one of the clone hats
>dodge some balls of shit
>punch him in the face till he falls over

>oh but watch out he spins his tail after the first time you knock him down

the shit was a pathetic disapointment and people already predicted you would take control of bowser at the end so that wasnt a surprise either. If they hadn't done that the game would have been just that much more worse

That can be boiled down to every boss
>shoot it
>it does an attack
>die
Same for HiT bosses
>but oh wait something proves me wrong but I should discard it
>it's predicted by some anons so it's bad!
And you are a pathetic dissapointment, faggot

Wow...you mean like every video game boss ever? I have been truly enlightened

>Sup Forums gets served a steak, and complains it's not well done enough when there's a tiny microscopic spec of red on it
>inb4 >food analogy

More like
>Sup Forums gets served a steak
>"where is it grilled on?"
>"by brand x grill, sir"
>IT'S SHIT

...

>Sup Forums gets served a steak thats already been digested and shit out
>durr why are you complaining its a steak!

>Sup Forums orders BING BING WAHOO
>Gets BOING BOING YAHOO

>Op is a list of facts mixed with opinions
>I shall list all "arguments" that are just autistic screeching
You really can't even tell the difference can you?

There are like 1 fact and it does not make a game bad

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tooo haaad!!! marro oddc poopy!

You heard it hete first folks- game is SHIT, will average scores of 5.5 Nintendo is dead and done.
Sup Forums was never wrong about these kind of things ever

No arguments to be found

>counterattack and immediately end the boss's turn, no waiting for an attack to end

we /ck/ now