Oregon trail

Lets play a game Sup Forums,
first reply decides our job before whatever event made us leave for Oregon

>pleb ass carpenter
>dirt farmer from illi-fucking-nois
Banker, buy your way to victory

Allrighty then, we tread the path of MONEY!
1, 6 or dubs decides the name of our fearless leader

Shameless self bump, this post doesn't count

Snaketreaders 2: rattler boogaloo

CTRL + Z

Tyrone

Todd Howard

Big Nigga

Ebony4BWC

Jamal

Sniff Butz

EA

Okay then, 2 or 7 names the rest of our squad

whoopsy daisy, im fucking tired as shit, keep rolling for names

>1, 6 or dubs decides
>OP picks 5
what

>OP can't read numbers

but 1 is already here

And I just noticed you. Fuckin' ell, I'm not on my A-game today. Like I said earlier 2 or 7 names the rest of our crew

Rainbow Gash

The entire crew, as in 4 names

Penis Lover

ayy lmao

Larry Butz
Ass Munch
Tim

Rainbow gash 1
Rainbow gash 2
Rainbow gash 3
ZVERb

Anal bead
ayy lamo
Todd Howard
hitler

Homeslice
Wez Kangs
Sandy Nigger
Sheboon

Dick Butz
Mary Butz
Virginia Butz

Use a selection of all the posts that got 2 or 7 since there are four and all of them get a contribution

Todd Howard wouldn't fit

Okay then, now we need to decide when to leave, keep in mind if we leave too early we won't have grass, if we leave too late we're going to freeze to death when winter comes

Ayy lamo? The fuck is this? Amateur hour?

May

what number decides nigga

Damn OP, get yer shit together.

May

Nigga, youz a banker, not a fuckin Eskimo. Drive them beastz of berdun and sheitt until they die and buy more, nigga. Smh, you white bois love cannabalisin an sheeeit so much yous gonna leave late as a mofugga

read his post
we depart in May,
Now it's time to go SHOPPING!
3 or 8 decides how much oxen we buy

Schwifty five

16

We've not got enough oxen to start a farm
now how many pounds of food do we buy? 4 or 9 decides

2

69

99

>thread started 90 minutes ago
>haven't even left town
We're riding this shit out in real time, boys!

$600 worth.

0

10

fuck food
put everything in bullets

Wew, the settlers of columbine

You heard the man, OP

this stupid game wont let me carry more than 99 bullets. fucking hell.
5 0 or dubs decides how much clothes we get

2

Nudists we will be

If we can't have enough ammo to make animals go extinct, lets be fashionable.
As many clothes as the game lets you buy.

None

I always picked banker

...

600 worth of clothes

just like with bullets I can only have 99 clothes
at least we'll be FABULOUS!

6 1 or dubs decides how many spare parts we get

3

zero

4

None.

Just buy everything and leave

All

to clarify, how many wagon wheels, wagon tounges, and wagon axles we get

Rest of money

Spend all remaining money on spare parts.

the rest of it

1 of each.

Six of each

Checked.

One wheel, one tongue, and then as many axles as possible.

ALL ON WAGON WHEELS BECAUSE THEY'RE THE CLOSEST THING TO PIC RELATED

The arbitrary cap strikes again, because I can only have 3 of each. With more coats than is reasonable and as many bullets as we can fit in our trailer, we set off for oregon!

Buy food you dumb fuck

We aren't eating food on this trip, only bullets

Follow the thread please. We're not buying any food.

fuck off

I almost forgot, what pace do we go at, and how much food do we eat? 7 2 or dubs decides

Pace: Fastest
Rations: Least

grueling pace
meager rations

Max pace, no food

Fastest pace, default food consumption

AFRICAN FEED SANIC SPEED IT IS

it's like old school let's place before the youtube way of filming for hours 1 day a week and cutting it up to milk people of ad revenue took over, and it actually involves us. hence the fucking term "Let's"

Dog bless you

What in the fuck are you babbling about you faggot phone poster?

>phonefaggot
quit projecting you shitfaced mouthbreather and fucking lurk moar

Post map.

>AFRICAN FEED SANIC SPEED

>Gets ousted
>Doubles down on retard
Every time

After taking a fortnight to do a bit of genocidin' I know only one thing
THE HUNTING CONTROLS SUCK ASS!

we're at the first river, don't start rolling just yet...

>1934 bullets
You had better expend them all before the end.

(Formerly Chuck's)

I thought we only had 99 bullets?

okay gang, we're at the whogivesashit river crossing, these are the stats, now do we ford, or caulk? (taking the ferry is for faggots)
8 or 3 decides

99 boxes

Probably by the pound

Chevy

Fjord