>see Odyssey leaks, looks good enough to buy
>check Switch "prices"
>the console costs $300 (!!!), game is $60, non-shit controller is $75
>make six figures as a software developer but would never waste that kind of money for one game
This crap isn't worth $500, I had no idea it was so overpriced. Why do Nintendo fans love their favorite corporation so much?
I just bought some more bitcoin for $500 and am much better off.
ok
Cool blog bro.
>want to own thing
>costs money
fucking capitalism
>make six figures as a software developer but would never waste that kind of money for one game
I wish I had a job that pulled that kind of money in.
So does OP.
I know this is bait, but you’d be fine without a pro controller. The joycons feel fine.
unironically this
Like for real nigger it's Mario. You use two things. Move and jump. Stick an A
>work a six figure job
>interested in mario games
i would love to revisit peachs castle / isle delfino, but not at that overpriced entry fee.
even at $350+ the thing is a ripoff. You guys seriously bought this "console" and multiple games instead of bitcoin?
I didn't buy this console. And why are you blogging about the fact that you "make 6 figures" (anyone can say that) and are interested in mario games but even though you have money it is too expensive for you? What?
>six figures as a software developer
What?
In fact I don't have any nintendo consoles past the wii because that's the generation that gaming became "old" to me I guess... idk...
You're a white guy, aren't you?
>non-shit controller
t. hasnt used a switch
How much do you think it should all cost, OP?
free to anyone who makes 6 figures as a software developer xD
You questioned its validity as a console with ironic quotation marks and affirmed its validity as a council in the same sentence by picking on people buying multiple games for it.
ok mods i think it's about time to delete the thread
haha nice
Actually OP the "non-shit controller" is even more shit.
>make six figures as a software developer
No, you don't
dude you have to buy the electricity too! yeah its crazy the switch actually runs out and so you need to buy electricity to charge it, which generally means a whole fucking house with rent and everything, its insane. I told the realtor it was for one fucking switch game but she was an ass.
What gave it away? His arrogance, entitlement or the fact he makes six figures(probably from a job he only got due to his race)?
It's like $400. Just value that as 2 days of work. Is buying a neat new game system and a fantastic game worth 2 days of work to you? If you said yes, buy it.
If you said no, don't.
First two. Fucking Tyler Perry makes over six figures.
Buy the Hori wired pad. Only downside is it doesn't have rumble, NFC, or gyro.
SJW much?
It would be a reasonable price for a console that had games OP.
As it is now you're forking out $500 for 2 games (Mario & Zelda) so $250 per game
Verdict: not worth it.
He's in the extreme minority. Only a tiny of a fraction of a percentage of PoC makes six figures as opposed to the majority of white men who inherit a six figure job or more from their white father.
How do I know this? Because I'm a white guy who did the same thing, and am not afraid to admit that I have privilege.
Blacks have to work for it. The aforementioned Tyler Perry was homeless at one point. Hell, I saw one of his plays when I was in high school. This was before he became big.
Quick question: why does fucking any of that matter?
Blacks have to work for it AND get extremely lucky. White men such as myself never had to do either.
This. Can't believe there are blind sheeple out there that recommend this hollow toy of a gaming platform that has nothing but trash and ports. Seriously lame, and will go down as a dark mark in the once-wonderful gaming company's history.
>make six figures as a software developer
Just because they're making 6 figures doesn't mean they have money. Paying a good bull to fuck your wife is expensive.
>AND get extremely lucky
Lucky enough to get picked out by the right jew producer
welcome to the world of adult
kids...
This is also another white guy.
This is how you shut down blog posting faggots
This is what you say when you're hurt but dont wanna look like fanboy who would buy a dildo if it had a certain companys logo on it
>I don't even have one or have used one but I know the joycons are shit!
Jesus just keep playing your shitty Playstation and fuck off faggot.
How spoiler is that picture?
Fuck.
Fuck.
Is that really the ending? Thats bullshit.
Calm down, whitey.
>mods will ban you for making neogaf threads
>won't even delete obvious bait threads like this
>newfags can't control themselves and have to post in bait threads
>newfags don't know how to sage
Just type sage in the options field