FINAL fantasy

>FINAL fantasy
>theres like 20 games

>legend of ZELDA
>you dont play as zelda

cupfags should be fucking gassed

Take that back user!

>Star wars
>The clone wars were not voted on by the senate, therefore they must be police actions at best
>The rebels were an insurgency and therefore not war

>resident evil
>I'm not even evil

>don't want to be cancer
>but the reaction images are top fucking tier

>Dark Souls
>the souls are bright

>mass effect
>all of the characters are in good shape and most of them dont effect the story

Too be fair, you need to have a very high IQ to understand Cuphead

Factually inaccurate.

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>Smash Bros
>most characters aren't siblings

>dying light
>the lights never die, they're the only god damn things shining bright at night

>Bloodborne
>there's no references to blood in the game at all

>Star Ocean
>You only visit 3 planets, 2 of which are in the medieval ages
>ALWAYS

>The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition
>isn't special

>grand theft auto
>protagonist is never formally arrested for motor theft

>t.Pcmustardrace

Wow OP I've never heard that one before!

>Bloodborne
>The illness that turns people into animals is coming from the moon, not blood

It's not called charged with grand theft auto

>Call of Duty
>block caller ID

>Just Cause
>his cause isn't just
>he doesn't do what he does solely because he wants to

Because of the Godblood in them

>DOOM
>main character saves the world

>he doesn't know what -borne means

Based retard

>player unknown battlegrounds
>players name shows up when you kill them and the battleground always stays the same

>star ocean 5
>you are on the same planet for literally the entire game
>the only time you leave is to go to a spaceship and come back to the same planet
Mad until the day I die

>Half Life
Don't get me started.

>sleeping dogs
>there are no dogs that are asleep

It's a battleground of an unknown player, the name does not represent the players inside the game

>Street Fighter
>You fight people and Blanka, but not streets

then who is the unknown player?

>expression is let sleeping dogs lie
>game is about a cop that lies for a living

>Evolve
>You actually Devolve

Didn't Square call the first final fantasy game that because they were going bankrupt and it was going to be their last game? Although it turned out to be such a hit they made it into a franchise.

>the only star in it is a metal ball the size of a small moon

This guy.

Yes.

>Max Payne
>his name is Max but his pain isn't at maximum

Think this is true, don't know where I read it though.

No its fucking not. It comes from the transfusions using the blood of one of the great ones.

>itt we explain the joke

>Starcraft
>can't craft any stars

actually it is

Didn't know if it was actually true. cheers for clearing that up.

>FALLout
>gameplay doesnt include you falling out of anything

Warcraft: sort of crafting war....?

>cupfags
fapcups.

You fall out of interest in its boring af world

actually it does you retard
climb up a building, jump down, there, you're falling out of the building

>Bioshock Infinite
>doesn't take place underwater

>Sid Meier's Civilization
>Canada not playable

>Cooking Mama
>you don't cook mama

it's so they get that sweet symmetry in the names.

"ARCRA"

>Killing Floor
>the game isn't good

>canada
>civilization

>Canada
>civilization

>dishonored
>game doesn't personally disrespect my honor

Except you're framed for killing the Empress. Thereby losing your honour.

Oh but I am

it doesnt disrespect me the players honor

>darkest dungeon
>you can still see without torchlight

You're taking "darkest" way too literally.
It can imply that it's the "darkest dungeon" around the place. Not necessarily THE darkest out of all.

>Sid Meier's Civilization
>Africa is playable

how would a game dishonour you as a person? by being badly made, or insulting you directly?

Strange

>dragon age
>dragons do not play that big of a role in the game

>play as Canada
>attack a country
>beat them
>game over

Literally inventing math while europe were still figuring out fire

You can still see in the dark to some extent because your eyes adjust

WE

>DA1
>Dragon starts the blight that is responsible for the entire story

>DA2
>See 1

>20 games
Try 200

Isn't the big bad that's causing all the shit in the first game a corrupted dragon?

>nier automata
your proximity to vegetable products is never brought up

>nier automata
you are never close to gold tomatoes

>Age of Empires
>Contains mostly kingdoms

HOL UP

dragons are not seen in game once

>Capcom vs Marvel
>Videogame characters and superheroes fighting instead of a bunch of programmers vs letterers

What a fucking scam

Pillars of Eternity.

No pillars to speak of.
eternity isn't a plot point in the game

Examples of how to make bad posts in these kind of threads.

>need for speed
>meth is never shown in game

This is the "What's the deal with airline food" of video game jokes.

it's called final fantasy because each protagonist hallucinates the game in their mind as they're dying you fags

>Speed
>Meth

I'll just leave this here...

I'm pretty sure "darkest" would imply a total absence of light

you got me i never played dragon age

>Endless Legend
>game only lasts a few hours

You legend her, you dummy

huh, that's one ugly dog then.

Game's tutorial talks about how its the end of the age of Dragons, and the beginning of the age of fire

>Danganronpa
>What the fuck does this have to do with despair or hope

>watch dogs
>there are no dogs that are watching you.

>MapleStory
>can't play as a maple leaf

>Fallout 3
>it's the first in the series

>Max Payne
>He's more like a payne in the butt

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