OH GOD THE WAIT IS KILLING ME

OH GOD THE WAIT IS KILLING ME

You people have billions just buy ads please

said no one ever

>somebody likes a non japanese game
>HURR DURR MARKETER

Does anyone actually like AssCreed?

One nickle has been jammed in your pickle.

Me.

Me too OP.

Just preordered Destiny 2 yesterday so I don't have to think about AC all day anymore

Same thread, same image, same FILENAME. Everyday.

Actually these threads keep reminding me to pirate it when it comes out, even if I know I'll look at the nice villages and then quit when my chakram-arrows hit a guard in the head and they only damage him for 2 thirds of its health and a pop-up comes up saying I should upgrade to the officially licensed DoritoTM bow for only $2.99

I feel like a dummy for not realizing the "why does no one care" threads are alternate versions of these.

WE

This just proves the fact that how great Assassin's Creed is. Anons are dying for it every day.

WUZ

>Literally 3 newly made AC:U threads in the last 10 minutes
Holy shit, if you're going to shill at least be less obvious about it. Definitely pirating this piece of shit

I know you've been on Sup Forums less than 48 hours, but just so you know, those people are shitposters, not shills. Report, hide, ignore. Replying just makes them keep going.

>AC:U

You what?

isn't unity the the subtitle of this one? Or is that the last one? there's too many of these games

Christ, ubi must be really worried about this game if they're shilling it this much.

Why do people live in shitty desert regions like Egypt? what's the point?
>can't grow shit
>hot as fuck
>barbaric
>everything just dies
>no water
>sand fucking everywhere
>skin cancer is guaranteed

Why do you think they are migrating?

But that doesn't confirm my biases!

this game is going to be a disaster, you've dug your own grave

Egyptian and Nubian civilization were based almost entirely around the fertile banks and deltas Nile. Same deal with the Babylonians and Sumerians' relationship with the Tigris and Euphrates.

SAME I CAN'T WAIT FOR GACHA SHIT IN THE LAND OF THE WEWUZIANS

I liked the Ezio saga
>sit and rest for a while...

>no water

you are actually fucking retarded

stopped caring when maestro died on that bench

>b-but JAPANESE GAMES!
>neogaf

I can't wait to pirate it.