October 27th, 2017

>politics
>WE
>bing bing wahoo

Name a better recipe for disaster

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>tfw pre-ordered all three

Really, only Wolfenstein and WE are competing

got both wolfenstein and mario coming in the mail desu. gonna kill some nazis in the afternoon and then play some comfy switch mario in my bed right before sleep

That's how you spend a Friday night my dude

>nintendo is the only place to go to avoid Sup Forumsshit
thanks reggie

I can't wait to kill some nazis and goombas.

I can't wait anymore Sup Forums I want it NOW!

The RuneScape quest

Yeah they just censor nearly every game they put out in the West instead

Cant wait to kill some Nazi's

The story that they have going with these new wolf games is so comfy

>buying from noa on a region-free console
lol

how can they just make a game where you fight murder a political party that doesn't share the same beliefs as you?

Imagine if Wolfenstein 2 was about killing SJW Liberals ? The outrage would be insane. Never forget that white genocide is real, people.

they got restricted from censoring, no less touching a game for over a year now

can't wait to kill some white bois

For what platform?

>tfw can't decide

Cancer

Buy Wolfenstein 2 on sale in the future, get AC Origins close to launch if reviews are good or wait for sale, never get Mario because I'm not a damn manchild

>they got restricted
Wait, what? Give me the details. This sounds too good to be true.

Games are for manchildren. Embrace it.

I guess so, but Nintendo games are too juvenile, bland and boring

Don't remember exactly when it happened but a good while ago kimishima stripped reggie and NoA of all their powers and have to answer directly to him if they so much as want to touch a game and get his approval first. so far ever since the wii u died he's done a pretty good job of keeping everything in the west untouched.

>a game franchise longer than you've been alive about killing nazis
>politics
Fuck off

i cant wai to kill nazi's and laugh about

Day 1 Pirate

The games look good but there's no reason to preorder, preorder is cancer and shouldn't exist.

No, you are just an underaged faggot.

Same

This comes out tomorrow. With a full english translation built in. Best game released this month.

So I have to be older in order to enjoy games made for children? Kys pathetic manchild

>weebshit

Cringe

we wuz asscreed will be shit no question about it
mario is just mario wolfenstein 2 despite shitty marketing will prabably be dumba as fuck but fun just like first one

Good gameplay.
Good gameplay.
Great gameplay.

What's the biggie, OP?

You will understand when you actually grow up.

Now enjoy your shitty movies, lootboxes, dlc up the ass and the soulless anual garbage.

Mkay lmao

WHAOO WUZ EGIPTIAN PLUMBERS N BING BING

IT'S NOT FAIR. ODYSSEY WAS SUPPOSED TO SAVE THE SWITCH.

LMAO MARIO IS SJW NOW

DID YOU SEE THE NEW MARIO ENDING?

STRONG INDEPENDENT EMPOWERED PEACH

YOU GO GURL!

Haven't played any AC since 3, so i'm getting it.
Wolfenstein just looks like exactly the same game that TNO was.
And i'll wait until the inevitable Switch revision to get it.

Fuck marry kill

Wait, Mario games have plots now?
For what purpose?

Fuck you, marry you, kill anyone who annoys you.

>8.6
>not 8.8
I want the shitposting to return

Mario games always have a plot, and it's always the same plot.

>buys wolf 2 after a sale
>buys AC at launch

could you have a worse taste? pray its even playable at launch

If this is true, then Iwata's death was a gift from god. Fuck all those people that praise the asshole that brought us the Wii and 3DS era.

>but there's no reason to preorder
>getting AC for $38 on release day is not a good reason to pre-order
Everyone point at this guy and laugh...

>Allies killing German Nazi soldiers in a WW2 context
>Communists killing Sam Hyde and Milo Yianapolous type "Nazis" in the street
>same thing
Their marketing material makes it extremely clear this is an antifa simulator with WW2 elements, not a WW2 sim like wolf3d.exe. It doesn't even relate to the holocaust or the western front or anything, just filth like the "punch nazis" movement which almost crippled one of our oldest Aussie newsreaders, Andrew Bolt, when American antifa thugs ganged up on him in a Sydney cafe with acid.

I just see three games that this board made up controversies for.

It's like sjws calling games out for not having enough diversity, it's all dumb bullshit made up so people have some drama to be mad at.

You're a real monkey, aren't you? There's lots of fucking reasons to preorder. Like preorder exclusive cosmetics and cool little physical things.

>being this retarded

Just kill yourself at this point

>Communists killing Sam Hyde and Milo Yianapolous type "Nazis" in the street

The game is about killing German National-Socialists, that's the basic definition of "Nazi".

...

Their marketing material states otherwise

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Come on, the game is about Glrumpf. I don't give a shit, I can even pirate it in the future, but why are your faggots so defensive about this?

Just play the game and #Resist Blarp or whatever, it's the game to let off some steam if you're leftie. If I also had a game to kill "commies" SJW, it would be fun and I won't give a shit to defend it.

It's just Bethesda utilizing the current political climate to stir shit up so their game gets more widespread attention.

I don't get why people are getting this bent out of shape over Wolfenstien. Its a testament to the current thinskinned shitfest it has become because they used THE SAME FUCKING MARKETING STRATEGY FOR THE NEW ORDER

I have BING BING, WAHOO! as #1 in my Gamefly Queue, and Wolfenstien as #2 so we will see what happens. If Wolfenstien is decent I will get it on PC later

>Politics
I don't see any desu

No doubt the marketing department are exploiting the current political climate, but I don't think the game itself seems to make much of any statement on it. It was in development long before the election ended.

Hitler did nothing wrong

I'm getting both Wolfenstein and Mario and I'll likely enjoy both. AssCred has always been a garbage series.

Neogaf and Sup Forums can both fuck off. I've been posting here since 2008 and I've never seen it as fucking awful as it is now and I remember when this place wanted to be Sup Forums 2.0

>trying to argue with shitposters
I'm not even gonna say Sup Forums anymore because it's so routine that people just do it to start shit now.

Which is shit that should be included, numb nut underage

Never played Wolfenstein (the new one), and it seems like a pretty uninteresting shooter
Ass Creed
>Buying a Switch for one game

>liked wolfenstein new order
>don't want to ally commies in 2
>going to spoil story on Youtube instead of bying

I am a fat American larping as a nazi lol look at me epic for the epic win xD

*blitzkriegs behind u*
nichts persönliches, Kind

Do you boycott all WWII games?

AC day 1
Mario when I (maybe) get a Switch for SMTV and Pokemon
Don't care for Wolfenstein

>BotW
>Odyssey
>2 of the best games of all time
>Also has ARMs, Mario Kart, Splatoon, and many more

>Wii U port
>Game
>Shitty 3D fighter, Wii U port, shitty shooter full of furries and pedophiles

More like
Good gameplay
Mediocre gameplay
Baby gameplay

I'm hype for Wolf and Mario.
Thank god I'll have a couple of games to take up my time while the shit storm of shitposting begins around here, nothing to do but just avoid Sup Forums altogether.

How so? Red Orchestra 2 is my favorite game of all time. Also own games like CoH and HoI.

(you)
Don't ever let me see your bait again.

I just think it's weird that you would be fine playing with or as people who committed real world atrocities, but balk at allying with a fictional American who happens to have different opinions from you.

>No doubt the marketing department are exploiting the current political climate

but almost all the marketing are gameplay videos

the same game that has been in development way before the election ended

also frau engel got seriously fucked

>Sam Hyde and Milo Yianapolous type "Nazis" in the street

When does that happen in the game?

It doesn't

>commited real world atrocities
In all seriousness all sides ever have always done horrible things, I just really hate commies.

Maybe this game will calm antifags tits and make them more peaceful citizens. I know I would be a lot more calm if I had Pinochet simulator 2000 in my hands.

So are watching sports so what's your point

the KKK members you can kill

wait, wouldn't the KKK be part of the good guys?

theres like a billion games where you kill commies already, christ you niggers sure are easy to trigger

no, the commies are the good guys

Comfy af

well them too but i dont think the kkk would like the nazis very much

>theres like a billion games where you kill commies already, christ you niggers sure are easy to trigger

Name (1) where you kill western Marxists. Go ahead.

Seems like they will be portrayed as collaborators.

both don't like juden or commies much so they're butt buddies

>Going to play both Wolfenstein and Mario and enjoy myself
You faggots trying to bitch about politics can't take down this level of comfy

Same. Might pirate AC at some point just because I have a boner for the ancient world.

>playing $60 for a 15 hour single player game
lmao

memes aside, the new AC looks decent. is it supposed to be shit?

No it's actually on track to be one of the better installments. Black Flag team, Egypt setting and souls combat are all positives imo.

Who else here will be avoiding Sup Forums for like a week once these come out?

>implying we can leave

I'll be getting we wuz kangz and bing bing wahoo. I'm sure I'll enjoy both

>torrent Microtransaction filled Ubishit
>buy the other two
Who else in the same boat?