If you could be best-friends with a video game character, who would it be?

If you could be best-friends with a video game character, who would it be?

Unironically Nathan Drake.
If he doesn't get me killed, I'd probably get into shape pretty fast from hanging out with him.

Solid Snake
I wouldn't be a fucking nerd and sit on my ass all day while talking with him though
I'd ask him to go camping as much as I could and learn everything I could

Geralt. He seems like a pretty chill dude

Little Jacob.
The greatest bro in all of vidya.

>Op gets friendzoned even in video games
hahahahaha

>tfw when no /fit/bro

Dante. He's literally the best choice.
PROVE ME WRONG NIGGA
JUST TRY

I feel like Tao would be a fun friend.

Steven Heck from Alpha Protocol.

The main character from Saints Row. I'd end up with some hot girl, rich and maybe turn into a superhero/secret agent. Can't think of anything more cool.

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i think tina from doa since she seems kinda fun

Dante from Devil may cry 3 or 4. He's a really cool guy who's a good friend.

>All these guys picking vidya sluts
Unless you're trying to make them your girlfriend why? Women are worse friends than men.

Pleb. I'd take DMC1 Dante over any of those.

Ryu Hayabusa

>liking shitty voiced dante
I don't have a dark soul for him to fill with light so no point.

Lieutenant Vasquez, CoD4
>will stop to get you out of the shitstorm and potentially save your life, even if it means sacrificing his own
Bro has your back. Also
>US Marine Mexican badass

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He was too bro, really. You helped him twice and suddenly he was riding to your rescue and rolling deep with you. Where did that come from?

I mean I think he's probably a vit gay for his brother but he's still a cool dude.

Bam earthrocker Margera

Yeah well DMC3 Dante has a soul that is telling himtostopyou!

Sudoku yourself kid. You'd actually be able to sit down and have a conversation with DMC1's Dante. Keep your spergy Ninja Turtle Dante's who's cracked up on pizza and can't sit down for 5 seconds without trying to put on an extravagant show to impress everyone to make up for how depressed he is before he ends up offing his own self.

She'd probably be bro enough to hook me up with a nice monster like zombie girl and save me before I get fucked to death.

me on the left

space pirates thats for sure

>dumb
>lazy
>scratches and bites you for no particular reason
>pretty much does nothing but eat all day
Might as well just get an actual cat.

You can't fuck an actual cat.
Don't say it.

Best buddy

>Will turn on you when it comes to politics.
>Best buddy.

Whew

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Maxwell

>A sitcom where user houses fugitive space pirates that are hiding from the federation as they fall into wacky shenanigans from experiments gone wrong

Imagine waking up and everything has been injected with phazon.

Maybe if you have a horrible case of pencil dick.

you would barely see him
like every one of his friends

He's the PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

Any really sexy female (female) character that would be down to be friends with benefits with me

So none of them?

Imagine being roommates with Morrigan. She comes home after a long day, and tells you about all the monsters she fought with, all the dicks she took in, all the crazy shit she saw, and then she asks how your day went.

>Yeah I microwaved a burrito and watched some anime.

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Y A K U Z I E S

"Friends". With benefits.

I wanna watch terrible B-movies with Joe

>youre friends will never attach a metroid to youre back
>youre friends will never inject you with strange fluids for the science and tubes
why even live?

Are you willing to grab a henchman while Kiryu hits both of you with a motorcycle?

You either become another Nishiki or get kidnapped by Majima

Cunt got what she deserved.

You gonna need subtitles for this one.

Jesus fuck Trev. I said just a couple of drinks. Its been three days man. We've got no blow left, theres only a half a bottle of scotch and I'm down to my last smoke. For fucks sake we really should head back to the city dude.

best part was seeing this whore getting choked and feeling fear for the first time in her life

Either one of these two.

Will also take FE7 Hector as an alternative.

>normalfag phoneposter

please refrain from posting

yeah that's not how it works bud. you'll slow him down and kill him and you. You have to practice you don't just magically get the stamina of an old and rustic wild horse.

My blood elf rogue or any of the qt trainers if you won't accept that.
>stealth
>sap and tap
>pickpocketing
>teleports behind you
Fuck I've wanted a rogue as a friend since 2005

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I'm hesitant to really say, but either Knuckles or Bowser.

Oh her cunt will be getting what it deserves allright.
She'll definitely be choking on something from me.

can hang out in the dream, tending to nature. sleeping forever.

would be comfy af

I don't know, but I do know my choice wouldn't be Not Important. The guy from that one game that received an AO for being controversial on purpose.

Kate Marsh and make her my wife lately.

>people picking their waifus

Thats not how it works.

I feel as though anyone I chose would only be for my own benefit and I could offer nothing in return. I guess I have to choose either no one or at most a Persona protag. At least then I could get some of my problems solved for free and fight magical demons so at least some part of my life has meaning.

I like puns and desu he needs a friend

so how it works? i'd rather to be with her and spend my whole life with her.

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You'r not married. You're just friends. You really want all that sexual tension ruining your friendship? And what if she doesn't see you in that way?

Well I mean, you would be taking someone who only exists in fiction and making them a real being, if only for them to be your friend, that's kind of a gift right?

>implying your wife can't be your best friend
you must be real successful at relationships and shit

NYEEEH SQUIDWARD

user taking someone from the perfect 2D universe and dragging them into this shitpile of a universe is anything but a gift

If I ever experience one I'll let you know.

Steve Fox seems like a good guy.

Why did my name disappear?

Eh, you get the point. Eternal virgin, etc.

Geralt,provided he teaches me how to fight monsters and shit

Alex Mercer from Prototype. With any luck he'd infect me. I would either die or gain some sweet powers. A win-win situation.

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Prolly some lame shit like Goku or maybe Master Roshi. If I could learn all that ki shit. Even if I reached Yamcha tier id be nearly unkillable.

>now wanting a weeb neet for a friend

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Morrigan is canonically a virgin

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You're canonically a virgin.

She should've lived.

The trick is to be friendly AND flirty user. If a chick will talk to you the hard part is over. Find some common interest, be a friend but be a flirt. Guys in the friendzone forgot to flirt so now they are fucked. Make sure she knows that D is available should she want it. I haven't had much success either over the years, but the few I actually had meaningful relationships with succeeded because of friendship and sexual tension.

that's also true

She did, though, somehow. Which is a strange thing because approximately 30 seconds without oxygen to the brain is lethal, and they were on her for quite a long time. Also there exists the potential for latent brain damage.

Eh. I have no desire for either, so...

The four of us should chill and catch a movie, dude.

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This bro right here.

Then she could be my pal