ONE COPY OF ELEX PLEASE MY GOOD SIR!

ONE COPY OF ELEX PLEASE MY GOOD SIR!

DUDE THERES NOTHING LIKE A RIP AND SOME ELEX

>someone actually made this thread
This is the world we live in.

reminder that this dude gets pussy on the double

>Hylian Shield Necklace

Is this chris chan's long lost brother or something?

numales don't get pussy, they're near women but only to eternally orbit

Pretty much everybody other than you is getting some, bro.

It was photographed with a hot chick but I think it's all bullshit. I can't see an attractive women wanting to be seen with this.

jokes on you i just sucked a dick to the finish

umm no sweetie

Unfortunately I can see it happen. All you need to be is social and have a positive attitude then it doesn't matter what kind of a faggot you are

>Tfw not attracted to women at all
>Just discovered I like young teenage boys when I saw one today

Why did life have to be like this?

It's not exactly hard to convince a teenage boy to let you suck his dick

Better lock yourself up right away, my brotha

It's illegal though, and I can't indulge in it.

>you'll never be so well-adjusted to becoming a meme
Seems like an alright guy.

>It's illegal though
So are drugs, like that stopped anybody

Reminder he is aware how ridiculous he looks and did this because he knew the internet would make him an e-celeb. It worked.

No no no.

All wrong.

Okay guys let's review.

The proper response to "This guy gets mad puss bro" isn't "What? No way. How?" or "Lies all lies!"

The proper response is "... And?"

Since when did we place all this undue value on women's opinions and choices all of a sudden..? Christ almighty, stop being bullied into your opinions you peasants.

I really hate this faggot.

Puberty was not kind to Jimmy Neutron.

thank mr skeltal

Citation needed.

RUN IT'S THE REDDIT SPACER

HE'LL STRETCH YOUR ONE-LINE REPLY TO FILL A WHOLE PAGE

Can you not into basic logic? No one does this and then takes pictures and puts them on the internet unless they are craving the attention.

is this the hipster reincarnation of Wayne Static?

Why are all oil smokers like this?