Do humans eat Pokémon meat?

Do humans eat Pokémon meat?

Do they have regular animals in the pokemon universe? I thought they have regular horses and they kill them and eat it and turn the rest into pokemon food.

Yes, but it's just part of the circle of life, so that's why no one really mentions it much beyond the restaurants and such.

I remember seeing regular fish in Misty's gym.
They tried to eat Farfetchd in one episode.

jelly filled jelly doughnuts

Could the human race technically survive without killing animals? Why aren't we all vegan if it works?

it's confirmed they eat crabby
oddly enough it's not really confirmed pokemon eat each other

You have an entire board to post your shit in.

yeah one of the plots was team rocket selling slowpoke tail

Because meat tastes good.

Because meat tastes good.

>Can’t post about video games in a video game discussion board
Wow..

UMA

Cause we got sharp teeth and there are nutrients that are much much easier to get from meat that would have been impossible to get before a certain point of trade development.

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Ok fair enough.

Explain how the Native Americans lived before the filthy colonists showed up then smart guy.

People in the pokemon universe subsist on a diet of berries, ketchup, and jelly filled donuts.

we're actually getting there. one big hope among people that care about factory farming is that stuff like "the impossible burger" (look it up, its a vegan meat substitute) will end/reduce our reliance on factory farming by becoming cheaper and tastier than low grade meat.
i.e. mcdonalds or whatever would adopt vegan meat substitutes instead of factory farming because it would be all around better.
i doubt that at any point in our lifetimes people will stop consuming meat, or even that factory farming will end (heres hoping though, factory farming is awful even if you enjoy kicking cats or whatever), but its technically possible.
pokemon is a cartoon ultimately these complexities such as what do people eat aren't relevant. but imo yes people do eat pokemon meat.

Every single thread and he still doesn't get it. How sad lol

Poorly.

Spirit of the buffalo, retard.

>native americans didn't eat meat
i bet you also equate skin-wearing shamans to furries during arguments

no. there are proteins in meat that cannot be found in other places in nature that humans need to survive

We're getting close to mass producing veggies that taste like meat, so America will be saved, at least

crabrawler claws and slowpoke tails at the very least

didnt the magicarp episode have them eating fish?

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They made herds of buffalo stampede over cliffs and then ate their tongues.

I lasted like a year eating nothing but cookies, melted cheese, bread, and water. What makes you think that?

Nigga, read your Pokedex.

considering pokemon are not real, no.

Why wouldn't you eat an animal? Cows are dumb as fuck who cares lmao

Generally speaking, we could avoid mostly eating meat. I think its more because we have entire industires built around it more than anything, I'm no hippy but I'll never forget a documentary I watched about this large christian community that eat nothing but vegies and shit. They had an old man there in his 90s that was super fit and did heart surgery in his 70s, they explained after like the age of 36 protein is bad for the body/makes you age faster. It wasn't a god damn shitty docu either, or dumb propaganda.

You seem like a faggot and I would greatly enjoy kicking your head in

>we got sharp teeth
fffff
chimpanzees have four inch fangs that put any teeth you have to shame. Where do they get most of their protein? bugs. What do they do to process their own food better. They eat their own shit. Point being that we evolved along similar lines... We can live without meat easily it's just a lot more work. Look at gorillas the eat practically no meat or animals compared to chimpanzees who actually hunt and they're both larger and have a less efficient digestive system than either us or them. We eat meat because it's less gross than eating shit or bugs, not because we need to. Even the b12 issues is practically nonexistent before chlorinated tap water because the gut cultures that produce it used to be more self sustaining hypothetically for the rest of your life.

Iv'e always wanted to eat a milktank i bet it tastes good grilled. probably would be like veal.

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>oddly enough it's not really confirmed pokemon eat each other

simply untrue

They eat slowpoke tails, so I don't really see why not. My guess is that it's similar to the real world where some meat is better than others.

How come humans in Pokemon don't evolve?

I was at work the other day and couldn't stop giggling to myself thinking UMA DELICIA

>I remember seeing regular fish in Misty's gym.
for 151 pokemon in existence back then, they had to improvise just a lil bit

Guys, you aren't thinking deep about this.

Do you think there's an Illegal Poképorn black market of humans fucking pokemon?

Or lolis getting banged by pokemon?

They do. They start off as ten year olds then they evolve into adults. Ash still hasn't evolved yet.

i mean long term, retard. you various internal organs start deteriorating over time if you dont feed them. especially the brain. dementia and strokes are very common for people who dont eat correctly
>t. family of neurologists

>Illegal Poképorn black market
>Done by Team Rocket to fund their organization

Short lives. That's why their elders were revered.
Plus, you know, they fucking ate meat.

They explained that people eat pokemon, that pokemon die during battles and generally speaking a lot of other shit. The anime is obviously kid friendly but I imagine if there was a pokemon world, then yes.

user, you are touching dangerous topics here
i wouldn't mind seeing some arcanine on woman action

>illegal
I don't think so.

yeah 7th day Adventists are an interesting phenomenon in the US and are one of our only sources of long term vegetarian statistics.

>magikarp
>slowpoke tails
>crabrawler meat
>farfech'd
>cherubi
>basculin
>chansey/blissey eggs if those count
>streching it, but tropius fruit

So there's no substitute for meat?

>What makes you think that?
and some jews survived on low amounts of bread and low amounts of water too, doesnt mean its best for you.
i bet your health is in shit condition and that you get winded going up and down stairs. surviving=/=thriving. also, doing that shit for only a year and surviving doesnt mean its not bad for you after all. if you were to keep that diet up you will be more prone to disease and your mental state will be mush much earlier than a guy who eats well and exercises regularly.

Because man did not descend from Mankey.

God I wouldn't mind seeing CharizardxMILF

What constitutes eating well?

I’ve saw a video with an Asian guy (jap I presume) that has invented a burger made with shit. His machine was able to get protein from shit and he said he was able to recreate meat with it.
He said that would be the solution to end the hunger in the world but people wouldn’t be ready to eat that.
He said that his meat got the same taste of a real burger and same apparence.

Why should anyone concern themselves with the feelings of food?

>implying making veggies that taste like meat make up for the lack of a full amino acid profile that animal proteins provide
look, im all for someone eating veggies and fruits and im against someone eating nothing but meat. however, meat is vital to humans.

>mega evolution primape is just a naked human

Why should anyone concern themselves with the feelings of themselves for that matter?

He could sell it to Germany.

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I bet dog tastes pretty good too i'd try it. it would have to be a nippy little gayboi dog though.

Sun & Moon's Pokedex threw in a ton of predator/prey relationships.

This is missing some info. Carbink is preyed upon by Sableye and I think Gabite.

lmao you actually fucking think this is clever

>it's not really confirmed pokemon eat each other
Pretty sure the first games mentioned Spearow and Pidgey eating bug Pokemon.

It's simply correct.

reminder that in the left episode misty immediately tells them that Magikarp is just scales and bone and not even remotely appetizing.
Magikarp isn't even good enough to be worth eating.

Happens in real life so why wouldnt it an an alternate Pokemon universe of earth,

They eat slowpoke tails. Since pokemon is marketed towards kids, they wouldn't expand much more than that. If pokemon was real though, they definitely would. Humans eat pork and pigs are pretty damn smart, so I don't think people in that world would hold back because pokemon are "intelligent"

>illegal
Didn't the Japanese version of one game state that people and pokemon used to get married?

No, because Pokemon’s are not animals. They’re bio-cyborg hybrids that are able to reproduce like animals yet are able to be transformed and transferred like data. Regular animals do exist and are eaten, even by Pokémon’s. They are not able to be captured or stored inside pokeballs.

well taking protein pills will keep you from passing out and dying of malnutrition, but later on down the line you'll have increased risks of bone degeneration and mental health issues

>Do you think there's an Illegal Poképorn black market of humans fucking pokemon?
Better than that, you know there would be a lot of horny teenagers of both sexes catching Gardevoirs to fuck.

You're an idiot. I'm gonna go to my barn a punch a cow in the face for you

having a diet full of vitamins, minerals, proteins (animal products is the easiest way to get a protein with a full amino acid profile in your proteins), fibers, starches,sugar but not too much sugar, some fatty foods so that you have energy to burn (but you have to make sure that you burn that energy or else it will just pile up), pro-biotics, etc. i mean, you could do your own research user but just know cookies, melted cheese, bread, and water is not going to be enough to maintain your body physically and mentally for the long run. eat your fruits n veggies and vary up your sources of protein (greek yogurt, pork, beef, chicken, eggs, etc.).

But you are the cow. Don't do that, because the cow is you. Don't you get it? Open your eyes. You are everything. I am you too.

>They're bio-cyborg hybrids

I just punched a cow because of the stupid shit you say, I hope you feel bad

Eating some pokemon isn't the worst part the worst part is the horrible deaths of humans getting attacked by Pokemon being strangled and slowly being put to death o even digested as they get eating by one alive.

I hope you are lying. I am not the reason for you being mad. You are. Now please learn to be more peaceful.

yes

well according to who live the longest with the lowest incident of illness.
diverse consumption of minimally processed plant matter with a non-exessive amount of essential amino acids. Net calories being in the neighborhood 80% carbs 12% protein 8% fat. Meat should be consumed seldom (weekly or less) and mostly from fish. The rest is exercise. Most diets that work well for active people are not going to be ideal for sedentary people and vise versa. You can't cheap physiology though.

Do pokemon eat humans?

Do you really think the beef industry would allow that user? Even for health reasons anyone that’s a celebrity or corporation would be crucified if they bash on meat. Look into the whole Opera vs. the Texan beef industry event.

>I hope you are lying
Nope. Clocked that retarded fucker right between the eyes. Why would I care about the opinion of things beneath me. I'll open that fucker ear to ear and send you some steaks if you want

Because meat is far easier to produce than plants and has more proteins and nutrients packed into it. Cavemen primarily hunted aside from scavenging and agriculture didn't become functional until thousands of years later once we supposedly learned what tools were.

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>80% carbs
Fuck you're stupid

good luck with that

Proto-humans started as leaf eaters then the jungle dried up and was forced to vacate the lands and pressured into trying out other food.
Turns out meat was good. Especially after fire entered the picture.

I have to leave the thread now because your language is offending me. This is my last post, but I know that it is a common practice to abuse animals for meat, and I eat meat products myself, but it's the way that you talk that really unnerves me, you seem to not be understanding it.

We are all the same person including the animals, we are one conscious. From now on, I suggest that you do not directly harm anything. Ok? If not, then what else can I do? Nothing. So it's up to you of course. All I can do is give you information.

Farfetch'd are rare because they've been overhunted. Magikarp are described as tough to eat because they're so bony. You can walk into a restaurant in Pokemon X/Y and be served Slowpoke tails. The only reason people are even confused about this is because the animated series likes to not make explicit mention of it, aside from a couple exceptions.

how good are the steaks

>You unnerve me
I like the noise veal make as you press the bolt gun to the back of their head

Ok now you're just doing it on purpose. Bye.

well i said its not going to happen any time soon, but yeah i think eventually it will have to happen. due to global warming and reducing methane emissions, or overpopulation making food (and especially meat, which is still wildly inefficient to produce) more expensive.
and i know about oprah's burger thing, like i said i don't think its happening any time soon.
its not about bashing it, its about finding economic reasons to reduce our dependency on factory farming. i'm not even judging meat eating meat eating is fine, factory farming is abhorrent though imo. i'm not a vegan or anything.