South Park: The Fractured But Whole

>Not popular enough to be on /vg/ edition

Why is Kenny the best boy?

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Threadly reminder I want to fuck Wendy

>implying it wouldn't be a steel fortress

Her virginity is only reserved for Stan

>implying he didn't already fug her
He found the clitoris man

>implying it hasn't already been token

COON GIRL WHEN

i want to fuck bebe
i want bebe to invite me over for a fashion emergency

Dude she's like 10

Post New Kids

>that boy ain't right

>That music when you have to make choices like choosing gender and such
Glorious

GURGAGURGURGURGAGURGURGAGURGA

cat

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The first time I heard it in game I had to pause for a minute because I was laughing too hard.

>However, in an interview on series creator Trey Parker's official website, a question "Will Stan and Wendy ever kiss?", was brought up. Parker's response was that the characters had kissed a number of times throughout the series, and that at one point they had had sexual intercourse, but he added "You didn't see it". Matt Stone then added that in an uncertain episode, they could be seen together behind a tree, although he mentioned "If you're dumb enough to look, you deserve to lose that much of your life", implying that the sexual relationship concept was a joke.

oy Spoilers m8

>play cute mute girl
>risk gaining a fart fetish

Finished not long ago, took me about 20h most of wish is walking and backtracking.

How do I catch these FUCKING CATS?

So
What happens if your character is black and you go to the police station?
Anything different?

>live in a world where jesus, moses, satan and god are well known to be real
>be athiest
lmao

Timestop

>Kenny
That's not how you spell butters

My power source is anal, I had no idea you could get a different one.

If you're done with the game, go check out your character sheet again

>live in a world where jesus,moses,satan and god are never seen or found before, only through words of mouth
>still believe in it exclusively in a way that "only my god is real, yours are fairy tale"
>still is religious
the real world is practically the same, my nigga

The powers was always in your hearth, trust in yourself. Do not believe in yourself, believe in me who believes in you! Finish the game.

>Heidi shows up dressed as Coon trying to fit in which visibly annoys Cartman
>Her powers consist of saying smart and funny things to heal team mates and her ultimate move is similar to Tweek and Craigs but with Cartman

>tfw your mom got fucked by your dad

>didn't like playing a girl because i thought it was gross having a female with fart powers
>suddenly stan starts sticking a hose up your ass
fuck

it's different when there's proof of god and jesus and you still don't believe it.

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I didn't feel like it was spoilery. It'll just confuse new players if anything.

you were posting yesterday, right?

I liked this moment a lot. No matter of all your hard work all your effort your mom still gets fucked by your dad. Its time to join Chaos!

There are plenty of people who don't believe in science, think the earth is flat and all sorts of nonsense, even in the face of mountains of factual evidence.

yeah and they're idiots for ignoring factual evidence just like Wendy

>Been trying to get back into South Park.
>Stopped following when they closed their free website all the way back around season 15.
>This Heidi Coon shit seems super interesting.
>I'm only up to season 17.

Fug

>I'm just here to help, hon--
>YESYESYOU'RERIGHTI'MWRONGI'MSORRY

>Wendy calls me girlfriend

>get half a chub every time my Cis-girl New Kid does Scott or Butters partner action

I'm disappointed in myself.

In their world Cthulhu also exist, and all different religion gods, and fantasy world is a thing and all of those gods can be just part of it.

>just like Wendy
Huh?

Yeah, just beat the game a couple hours ago. Kinda disappointed New Kid didn't speak like at the end of SoT. Still, good game.

>Playing Mastermind
>Having an easy go of it, no game overs
>sudden difficulty spike at the King Douchebag fight
Huh... something's wrong and I can't quite put my finger on it
>Retry fight again and game over
>It then dawns upon me I completely forgot to get the Past Self Timefart
>Have to wind the game back to the Mutant Cousin Kyle fight
Morgan Freeman warned me, guys. He warned me and I didn't listen!

>join Chaos and become the greatest villanous duo in all of history
>then in your greatest moment of triumph betray him and rule over everything

Science is based on facts not belief, retard.
People who believe in science are even more retarded than creationists

Stop being such a scrub

WE DIDN'T LISTEN

>tfw can't decide what gender I am
Multiple genders were a mistake.

Wendy is an Atheist despite several religious figures living in or frequently visiting the town, is what he means I believe.

I just now beat it on Mastermind, but the only thing I don't know is what was the map in Bebe's basement for? The yaoi picture locations? Locations where you didn't get all the selfies? Did I miss a description for this somewhere?

The superhero religions aren't their real religions
Wendy goes to church in the show

Why maximum power on legendary slot is 101 when on minor slots its 105?
Go for maximum comlex gender for the joke. I mean all this gender is a joke, gender just describes set of genitalia you has and not your mental fucking condition.

The map is for Yaoi. It's a secret, nobody in-game was supposed to tell you about it.

'Installing' this game now. What are the classes and what do they do best?

You're expecting a deeper game here than what you'll be getting. Just pick and do what you want.

Oh. Coming from Stick of Truth, I picked Jew because it was the high risk/high reward powergamer's delight sort of nonsense. None of that here? Can I actually have fun for once

Probably only because her Parents take her.

So, the same as all the other kids in the show.

Pretty much. Don't fret too much on what classes you pick either. A character will unlock them all for you later on.

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Basically, whatever your character lacks will be made up for by a team mate anyways.

>Heterosexual cisboy
Must be hard living as a boy who like tiddies.

whatever you decide to be, just make sure you become a speedster at somepoint so you can get the ability that makes you go 2 times at once. that move is just plain broken.

nepeta

your parents are locked up there and the cops give you extra sass

Everyday is a struggle but I get by.

Link to Torrent when?

I bought stick of truth for $11 after like a year, but it never dropped in price forever. Not willing to wait nor buy for $60 since it got bad reviews.

here's my cutie

it sparkles

watch the south park movie

Is she gay/bi or do the raisin girls make her super jealous and self conscious of her tiny raisins?

She's a pure virgin that's why she gets power from anal, she doesn't like those sluts.

The issue so much supernatural shit including whole pantheons of gods are real in south park that subscribing too any school of thought is retarded too.

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Just starting this. So I can make pretty much combo any classes I want like elementalist, blaster and matial artist?

Yes in time

fight wasnt even that tough. I was using craig kyle clyde

Can you class switch?

Yeah

yes, sit in front of Cartman at the Coon&Friends base.

you gain access to another class later, then a third and then a fourth... and after you get every class all together with new to choose from

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>Call Girl has copies of your browser history going back 3 years

How you find out, did she say it in a cutscene?

One of the loading screen tips

>Stopped watching SP at an indeterminate time
>Check what they're up to
>Season 20
>Stuff like Imagionationland is like Season 10

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Why don't you have a seat right over there.

Yaoi art of tweek and craig, if you read the katakana on the map it says "boizu rabu" = boys love, another term for yaoi.

whats an easy way to grind cash?

:)

If you're on PC, the sell exploit still hasn't been patched.

If you're on console, I grinded on the raisin girls. There's probably a better place.

:D

>I grinded on the raisin girls

>sell exploit

tell me more.

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does your economy level affect your money income in some way?

I just want that $5000 ninja contract so much

>havent watched south park since that world of warcraft episode years ago
>probably missing out on lots of references and jokes here and there during the game
>still manage to enjoy it

i thought this game would be hard to get into because I havent watched the series in years and dont know any of these new characters but im having fun.
ive seen lots of these characters before through memes and other screenshots of the show but dont know anything else about them.

Aww