Have to pee before the next match begins

>have to pee before the next match begins
>see this nice lady in the hallway

What do you do?

Blast her with piss.

Get really confused about how my apartment suddenly has a hallway now. And why I would play a match when I hate multiplayer games. Probably I've gone insane and broke into this womans home to kill her and just a fleeting moment of clarity.

I have the master bedroom and there's a few reasons I keep a gun in my desk.

take off my clothes and join her in the shower

*unzips dick*

why does this game still have the most realistic graphics when it was just a demo released 3 years ago

because it was just a single hallway

Look at the floor, don't make eye contact and mutter "excuse me" as I turn my body sideways to walk past her

>not keeping an empty 2 quart gatorade bottle handy so you don't have to get up to pee

pee pee in my panties

I whip out my Dueling Monsters Disk™ and challenge the old cunt to a childrens card game.

let her kill me and take me away from this hell

>wife wants to divorce me
>says I won't get custody of our daugher
>I will never see our daughter
>and says stupid things like I was a mistake in the world and I should have never been born

what gets me is how she threatens me with our daughter. I never thought I'd have these problems in my own personal life because I was a good boyfriend and husband, but no matter how good you are it's never enough.

Later Sup Forums, maybe i'll see you some other time.

Thats what you get, should'a just jerked off forever instead.

>he fell for the vagina meme
>he fell for the marriage meme
>he fell for the kids meme
J U S T

Did you just post a suicide note on a random thread in fucking Sup Forums?

>on Sup Forums instead of spending time with daughter

serves you right

Realize that video games arnt worth it and you need to get some sunlight lolz

Why the fuck would I leave my room?
I just piss out the window.

>I was a good husband

That's why she's divorcing you and wants your kids to be as far away as possible right? Because you were such a star citizen.

but you just went to the bathroom?

fyi wife is in europe and i'm in america, there's nothing I can do about it unless I call my wife's parents to video chat with my 5 month old daughter.

Dick her, my love of monstergirls can overpower a lanky ghoul from a canceled game ez

Shit sucks my man, you should consider seeing a divorce attorney on the side before she lawyers up first, and hope all the abusive texts and other bullshit gives you an edge in the custody battle

>Giant Prozac Pill

Ask her if she wants to play video games with me.

of all the things Carrie Fisher asked to have her ashes put into....

What are we talking here street view on to sidewalk or into the backyard?

It would be the side of the house, there's just some grass there.

>derailing a thread instead of posting this in one of the eventual blogging threads that happen at night
>good husband