>*whistles for magic horse*
>autoruns on road to quest marker
>*toucan sam vision activates*
>"Mhmm....giant slash marks all over the victim....a Drowner™, gotta be"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*follows nose*
>guys in Drowner™ costumes appear
>"OY BLOODY 'ELL FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK CUNT, IT'S A FUCKIN' WITCHER IT IS! GET "EM"
>"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALALALA *sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic slash and cuts guys in half"
>"Mhmm....Bandits™ pretending to be Drowners™......better tell the village head about this"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*autoruns on road back to village*
>"OY BLOODY FUCK CUNT WITCHAH, WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR YA BLOODY FUCKING CUNT?"
>"Just some bastards posing as Drowners™, here's proof *shows flipper*"
>"OY KURWA, HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE VILLAGE CHIPPED IN"
>"Drowning in Danger" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>10 crowns received
*whistles for magic horse*
Sounds fun user.
It's funny because it's true
What an original thread opie
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>High production values put into repetitive quests
The longer you play, the worse the experience. It's great for game journalists and people who don't spend enough time to finish the game
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are there any games with a belt meter?
Aye, the game is incredibly repetitive, go to an NPC, they lost their brother, mother in law, wife, dog, uncle to some fucking monster. You use your witcher senses, Geralt goes "hmmm blood tracks, looks like there was a fight", you find the monster, kill the monster, get reward. Repeat.
The fighting is horrible, Geralt moves like an 80 yr old suffering from arthritis. You only have two useful signs. The graphics, writing and atmosphere overshadows the gameplay.
Imerlith:
>*teleports behind u*
>dodge
>hit him twice
>repeat this 50x
Caranthir:
>*teleports away from u*
>run up to him
>*teleports away from u*
>actually catch him this time
>hit him twice
>repeat this 50x
Eredin:
>
W1 is the superior game.
*autistic rock music starts playing*
>repeat this x50
What shitty build were you running lmao
No items, Quen only, Death March
>not alchemy
It's even more repetitive if you actually go around the map looking for all the "points of interest".
What will I find next? A generic bandit camp? A generic monster nest? A generic treasure (guarded or hidden, doesn't matter since both are essentially the same thing)?
All you can do is pray that it's one of the few places of power in the area because those are the only 'points of interest' that are even remotely useful beyond piling even more worthless loot onto you so you can sell it to a merchant later.
WHO TAUGHT YOU TO FIGHT LIKE THIIISSSSS
NO ITEMS
i love this game but god damn these threads always are a good laugh.
>intentionally limiting yourself rather than using mechanics to your advantage
Go to sleep Toddler.
Its even funnier when you realize its the same guy making the thread for almost 4 years now.
Why was it so good guys? Will there ever be a spin off with another Witcher MC?
>geralt
>profession monster slayer because hes a witcher
>has a hard time fighting regular thugs
>spends too much time twirling around when attacking
god, fuck this games combat. every fucking attack has to start out with some gay ass start up animation before the actual damaging attack comes out.
even ass creeds simple "stand still and just parry everything" combat was more responsive than this shit.
>Belt Meter
Maybe a Ciri cameo in Cyberpunk, but that's about it.
Ciri game after theyre done with Cyberpunk. They have the video game rights forever and they paid pennies for a franchise that is worth at least a billion now.
That's how witchers fight user
It would've been a much better game with half the fluff.
>in the middle of bloody baron quest
>finding it really interesting
>on the way to quest marker encounter bandit camp
>break sword
>go back to crows perch to repair
>get distracted with hidden treasure on the way
>carrying too much now
>get back to crows perch
>get stopped three times to be given some shitty sidequests
>forgot what I was actually doing lose all interest and quit game
>You only have two useful signs.
That's pretty much how it is in the books too.
I hate when people praise TW3's open world. The open world was the worst part of the game.
>Every area is a great, big, empty fucking map with shitloads of generic collectibles, enemies and treasure chests scattered around it Ubisoft style
Don't get me wrong, I actually quite enjoyed the game but the open world is literally pure filler and it shows because every location that isn't directly related to a Main Quest is about as interesting and substantial as Styrofoam packing peanuts.
And Geralt never even uses them
>posts what sounds like a fun quest as if it was a bad thing
I dun get it
>No items
>a big fucking part of being a witcher is all the alchemy shit
>chooses to not use them
>complains game is boring
fucking hell m8 are you retarded
The game is the issue, you don't even need alchemy on highest difficulty
On w1 and w2 you gotta prepare for every fight in highest difficulty
why would anyone have this saved
It's a good pasta
You may not NEED, but it sure as fuck help not needing to take fucking 100 fucking hits to kill that one fag like the other poster was talking about
I think the game would have been much better with hub world's like witcher 2
Could actually had the e3 graphics too
You could simplify any game boss like this to sound stupid
The watcher u slew
You've just described every open world game ever. Open world is a meme.
The repeat x50 thing was hyperbole and the "no items" thing was a reference to pic related. Try not to take these things so seriously, user.
Tw3 is already a little bit of a HUB (the fact that you have to fast travel from skellige to novigrad breaks the whole "open world" thing).
But overwhall i agree. I'm fine with areas like white orchad. Also the game lacks of Dungeons.
overall*
We're on a website that frequently posts a personification of PS4 users anally voring a personification of switch users, complete with *SOUND EFFECTS*
There are many worse things to question here
This is one of my big gripes with the game, along with the repetitive and shallow combat.
There's absolutely fuck all sense of exploration in this game. There's this huge open world that is gorgeously detailed but there's nothing really hidden or waiting in it for you to stumble on and enjoy.
Everything is marked down, ubisoft collectathon style, so there's no organic exploration.
Say what you will about Bethesda games but at least they establish a good sense of exploration and discovery. In a fallout title you can easily find yourself stumbling upon a new vault somewhere, filled with unknown treasures and story or quests and you can find yourself spontaneously enjoying something that you personally discovered.
In W3 everything is marked out, your hand is held every step of the way, it's fucking boring. I turned off the awful fucking HUD and just about the closest thing to exploration that I go was wrestling with the shitty map trying to find my way to objectives.
Pretty funny thread OP, legitimately made me chuckle a bit.
It's still one of the best games ever made and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it though.
>Contract: Semen Demon
>Find Demon Semen
>"mmm...smells like Demon Semen"
>Follow Demon Semen to Lair of Semen Demon
>"I See Men" said the Demon
>"Do you want my Semen, Demon?" said the Witcher
>Semen Demon says no and attacks
>Kill Semen Demon
>Collect Demon Semen
>Turn in Demon Semen
>Receive Recipe: Decoction of Semen Demon
>Brew Decoction of Semen Demon
>Drink Decoction of Semen Demon
>It tastes like Demon Semen.
> turn off UI
> enjoy best RPG of all time
I pity people who didn't get to play through like this for their first try, like it's about fucking time to realize that in the current year in order to get that kiddobux money you need to have permanent shit-on-screen
thats very good user i hope this is OC
yeah that shit will burn you out fast as fuck. it came to the point where i just stop trying to loot shit because geralt seems to have horse gallop physics too.
only go for places of power or witcher gear
i didn't even bother with skeliage because of the stupid boat and fear of open waters