Game insults you for quitting the program

>Game insults you for quitting the program

>Shopkeeper insults you for not buying anything

>game calls you a wuzz of playing on easy

>Game tells you to play on a harder difficulty to get the real ending after finishing the game

>Sup Forums insults you for quitting the program
>Sup Forums insults you for playing it to the end

Excuse me, but could you please stop posting that stupid frog thing? It's really immature.

>after finishing the game
That's what made me rage, I'm not one of those turbo-autists that plays the same game 10 times, just tell me that before I start so I don't miss on content.

(You)

>Can't play on the hardest difficulty the first time around
I'd rather it just didn't tell me and let me find out if I wanted to play it again

>feeling 'insulted' by a video game

Pathetic.

>come back to game after years
>it lets you know it missed you

>bot insults you to ged good

>Game pretends you're insulted and makes a meta joke off the assumption you got mad

Name 100 games

>come back to game after years
>It has forgotten who you are

>game refers to a lobster as a "sea snipper"

>come back to game after years
>everything has gone to shit

>Come back to game after a month
>boss died of old age

That wasn't The Boss, stupid

>game makes you do a Bad Thing
>game insults you for doing a Bad Thing for the remaining half of the game
>should of stopped playing :^)

Crypt of the necrodancer does this about 5 fucking times to unlock the real true final "you beat the game lmao" ending.

The last time so fucking hard it literally shits over anyone not willing to invest their whole fucking soul and life energy into the game.

Other than meme difficulties locking the true ending the game's cool tho.

>your nintendog slowly stopped understanding your voice because you were going through puberty

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

>i'm suddenly reminded marvelling over nintendogs from a friend's ds, discovering steam, playing hl2 for the first time, playing hl1 before that, playing go-mod (the gold-source imitation of g-mod) because i didn't have g-mod, playing tf2 for the first time, limbo, cave story, etc...

fuuuuck man, it's been at least 12 years since a did the newest of those things

>female boss laughs at you and calls you a loser if you die against her

9 years*

>program tells you to take a rest because you have played for so long

wouldn't you get turned on by that?

>female boss urinates on you if you die against her
I want to see this more often.

Damn Clockup visual novels

There isn't a single game that does this.

Is there?

undertale?

>game calls you a tryhard for playing on hard

Can't remember exactly but Die Hard Trilogy on the PS1 had something like this.

>Go to quit
>Game asks if you're sure
>Pick no
>New option "Ask a friend*
>Pick it
>Get a life!

What is Killing Floor 1/2?

Amaterasu can urinate on her enemies in Okami but you're the one controlling her.

Seems like just yesterday punching pepe was the hottest new meme. Now it's all about brainlet wojak.

It's a twist in undertale, genius

>being this bad at understanding games

>game has an achievement for quitting after the first cutscene

>game has a story in which things happen
>the player takes the dialogue in the game as an affront to their character in real life
Should have picked a different hobby. Like cars.

>game is hard as fuck on Normal difficulty
>still expects you to beat in on Hard to unlock the ending
I really enjoyed this game, but fuck it.

>Do you want to quit?
>Are you sure?
>Do you want to save?
>Saving this file will delete current save game, okay?
>File overwritten
>Thanks for playing!

>game insults you for not knowing whether or not you want to quit

generic cryptic old fag RPG 1-100

>Saving this file will delete current save game, okay?
It's even better if the game has only one save slot.

>Game recommends you turn the difficulty down after you fail a mission

>Every time their shit game is insulted, the Spec Ops IDF has to come to its rescue.

doom

Jackie Chan Adventures for GBA-FUCK

>every character in the game makes an effort to turn and look in the camera before delivering "you're a terrible person" speech
>loading screens insult directly the player
>being this blind to the intended message

I never noticed those things were aimed at me. Am I autistic?