>Game has unskippable tutorial in which it actually teaches you how to move your character
Honestly this is so condescending, you can assume I have either played a video game before or if this is my very first time I am probably being shown how to play.
>Press Mouse1 to shoot
>game has a tutorial where it actually teaches you how to degauss your hard drive
>when I was a kid I actually read the NES manuals
But you are right these tutorials are retarded, just show me the keybindings
I still like to read cRPG manuals, if it's an older game I read the whole thing
>Press [UNBOUND] to shoot
>game tries to be clever by integrating the tutorial with the HUD in your visor
>PLEASE LOOK TO THE LEFT
>look in all directions and start moving around
>GOOD. PLEASE LOOK TO THE RIGHT
>like to rebind Crouch to RMB so the first thing I do on starting a new game after the graphics options is to do that
>the tutorial and all interfaces still refer to the original keybinding
>tutorial restricts shooting until you're given this prompt
I thought this was to calibrate standard/inverse controls or something
It might have been Halo 1 that did that
>press the shoot button to shoot
>tutorial starts before the main menu
>can't change sound settings with default being ear rape loud
>Crouch to RUN
What the fuck man
>what if I dont want to shoot?
>why this game doesnt cater my needs?
>why cant i have a pacifist run in this FPS called MODERN BLOODY MASSACRE GUILLOTINE BLOOSTORM ?
As we've seen games journalists demonstrate over the last few weeks it's there so they get a fair review because otherwise none of them would be able to get passed the first level.
>get "passed" the first level
You know what rule 2 is, right?
>he made a typo so he must be underage!
says the person "ironically" posting cropped gay porn
>show my gf hack n'slash games like TQ, GD and D2
>let her play
>she's glued to the screen with collecting loot and killing mobs
>show her Fallout 4, ask her to play
>she's completely bewildered by the concept of controlling the movement of a character in a 3D environment because all she ever played was Pokemon, a few DS games, Sims, Animal Crossing and Harvest Moon
>she says 1st person is way too scary with monsters around
Not everyone is used to video games- she didn't even knew what WASD was.
That's because all women want in life is a husband to cook for, children to raise, and a cocking in their ass while you tell them what a prim and proper lady they are despite receiving anal. Anything else makes them unhappy.
It's there because there are always going to be people who have either never played a game before or have never played one of its type / genre so aren't familiar with the controls. The only condescending thing is when it doesn't let you skip it, especially on a new game plus
>to move press w, a, s, d
>mfw azerty keyboard
which one is mouse1 button?
>Third Person Game
>Look Up
>Look Down
>No prompt to invert controls
WHAT WAS THE POINT
t. never talked to a woman before
>Game prompts you on various control functions during tutorial
>Changes controls based on your responses
>It's basically a forced keybind setting
At the studio I'm at, we're making a game that uses literally one button and motion controls. We showed it at some events and some investors. Literally half of all people just can't figure it out. It drives me absolutely insane. They just stare into the fucking abyss and leave embarrassed.
So now we have a tutorial.
Fuck.
>game has no tutorial, dev laughs at people online who ask for one
I, too, love the idea of companies appealing to the miniscule amount of their playerbase that's composed of actual retards and g4m3r girls
just because there ARE stupid people out there doesn't mean we should cater to them
>Game has you pickup the passcode for a door nearby as part of the tutorial.
>Code never changes.
>If you try to input the never-changing code before having "found" it, the game calls you out for "cheating"
>Game has no cutscenes, rather, it has in game unskippable conversations and you're supposed to stand idle like an utter retard looking around waiting for the character to finish their monologue
I hate games that do this
That's your fault for being a fucking frog
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>playing PC port of a console game
>the quicktime events either show the keyboard controls even when using a controller or refer to the buttons as 1, 2, 3, 4 etc
Fuck off Tom Brady.
fucking RE4
>that minecart QTE at 60FPS
I swear those boulder run sequences are nearly impossible at 60fps