Not using your brain as controller

>not using your brain as controller
explain yourself Sup Forums

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>THINK ABOUT ENJOYING PEPSI TO CONTINUE
>THINKING FAILED
>DRINK VERIFICATION CAN

I'm to intellegent for brain controllers

>I'm to intellegent for brain controllers
>I'm to intellegent
>to
>intellegent
LMAO

You say you are intelligent... But now you wrote "to" instead of "too"!

Talk about sweet fuckin' IRONY, bich!! :D

too real

Aha.. HHAAA dont havee 1 !

>its not my fault i lost, my controller is broken

For one sec, I though the op pic was a swimming cap with fruitloops fixed on it

my brain can barely control my own body, superman. I'll stick with gamepads.

>using your brain
no one does this

>cry tears of joy when thinking of mountain dew to continue

When are we getting The World/SAO?

I thought they were these

Because I can just use my brain to control you. *tips*

>thinking failed
The story of my life.

I don't wanna look like a fucking tool lmao

so... seeing as only the green ones are connected, what would happen if you connected the red ones?

Too late rofl

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THIS SHIT COULD BE THE BIGGEST REVOLUTION FOR VIDEOGAMES EVER, EVEN BIGGER THAN 3D, AND NOBODY PUTS MONEY INTO IT. EVEN NINTENDO WASTED THEIR RESOURCES IN POINTLESS GIMNICKS INSTEAD OF THS FUCKING REVOLUTIONARY STUFF, GOD, MOST PEOPLE DON'T EVEN KNOW IT EXISTS, AND EVEN WORSE IS HOW THE INDUSTRY FOCUSES IN VR INSTEAD OF THIS.
FUCK, THIS WILL NEVER STOP MAKING ME MAD.

I'm a moran

Can I get a quick rundown on what the fuck the thing in the OP is?
Why would it be revolutionary for videogames?

>Start thinking about how sexy a character is
>Don't realise that she's 17
>Feds knocking on my doorstep five minutes later

defend this

there's probably some research going into it right now, it's just not at the stage yet where you could present any meaningful prototype to the public to get the hype started
I bet it'll take years before we get the first commercially viable unit and even then it'll be a clunky overpriced helmet that nobody will want

Still waiting for Full-Dive software and hardware, then I'm going to play sime scifi VRMMORPG, then play as a female character, with a cyberpunky apartment and all, and then masturebate to death over and over and over and over and over and over and over.

>Not wanting to masturbate in a female body in a Full-Dive VRMMORPG

What are you? Gay?

>The year is 2027
>Be normalfag among normalfags
>Feel the urge to "play" Bejewelled clone #1488765
>Also have no clue what the fuck a Bejewelled is
>Let my phone scan my fingerprint to unlock it
>Then let it scan my retinas and anal cavity
>Phone is unlocked
>Plug in my headphone adapter into my iShit9
>Then plug my headphone into the adapter
>Try to plug my iBrain controller into the phone as well
>There's only one plug in the entire phone
>Have to go to the apple store to buy another adapter
>Drive there, pee outside into a cup to provide the urine sample to get inside the store
>Adapter is only $65 dollars
>Decide to play bejewelled clone in the car
>Suddenly start thinking about questions such as where I live, what food I buy most, if I would like to sign up for a dating website for single mothers, and if I like open relationships
>Never asked myself this many questions within a minute before
>Suddenly decide that gay sex is okay and I should ask the next man I see to let me blow him
>Begin masturbating furiously in the car and painting the windows with my cum
>Everyone passing me by looks at me with adoration
>A big chiselled homo man with a purple mustache asks me if I'd like to frolick with him outside and talk about the benefits of pozzing my anal cavity
>No clue what pozzing means but I immediately say yes
>We frolick around the parking lot for a few minutes while walking trash bags are yelling at us
>iBrain controller gets unplugged
>Realize I'm being handcuffed
>Ask the policeman to let me blow him
>He kicks me in the ribs
>I ask him if I can interest him in one of Apple's finest products
>He calls me a homosexual
>I never thought about it before but he's right
>Get sentenced to 30 years of hard time
>Let the inmates fuck me for apple stickers
Meanwhile nintendo thought up the perfect mobile console AND controller over a decade ago, and it can now be held in the palm of your hand. Subhuman normalfags get everything they deserve.

>I'm to intellegent for brain controllers
>Talk about sweet fuckin' IRONY, bich!! :D
who was in the wrong

you for biting it so deep it got stuck into your throat

yes I clearly took them seroiusly as you can see from the tone of my previous reply

You can buy these from Amazon for like a decade now, this is not now. They are mostly useless as a gaming device, unless you are paralysed or something.

>your brain has input lag
humanbenchmark.com/tests/reactiontime

>yfw when you realize you are your brain controlling your body controlling controllers controlling video games

How inefficient indeed.

i have my hands so my brain can rest a litlle

I dont want my brain to be infected with a sissy trap hypno virus from a Korean MMORPG.

>You scored 248.0. You're currently in the top 73 percentile for this test!

>infected with a sissy trap hypno virus from a Korean MMORPG.
>infected
>by software

How?

>get 217
>that's above the median
>you fucking what
>check the leaderboards

It's full of cheaters with 0.1 seconds, don't beat yourself up over it.

This

I also want a virtual fighting game

I play fruit ninja with my genitals, no technology can top that

doesn't work

>Average 328ms
How do I get lightning fast reflexes?

>humanbenchmark.com/tests/reactiontime
>ADD
>no meds
>3hrs of sleep
>yawning

lets play, user...

>60-70th percentile overall

>implying the tech is here

Scifi magic.

tfw need a brain to play

Just do like me and blame your internet

Buy a 144hz monitor with 1ms just for 300$

literally got 50ms faster average by switching to my shit monitor
the ironing

So red goes on the hand Gonta uses for chopstick, right?

lower overall latency and best of all,the lack of impresecion due to actually having to use your hands to control things...

normal control methods requires eyes>brain>nerve>appendages(hands or feets if you're using racing wheels)

brain controller skips nerve and appendages that the controller reads the inputs from your brain directly..thus lowering latency and improving accuracy due to you the player who can process the information much more faster...

but side effect of brain controller method is speculative but not limited to making people with mental issues like add/autism and the likes having a hard time to focus...

You scored 202.0. You're currently in the top 94 percentile for this test!

get on my level scrabs lel

>people STILL falling for the for the probes on skin meme
This shit is a literal scam, it doesn't fucking work. You can barely even measure a reliable identifiable signal to move the muscles bellow your knee, we will never be able to get anything out of these headset probes more specific than "thinking really hard" and "wokak mode". These are the new "bionic hand" scams that con artists masquerading as scientists pull off on unsuspecting brainlet normies to get free money every month.

But I use my brain to control my hands.

We're not all newtypes that can use the psychodevice...

Don't own cats. Toxoplasmosis is known to increase reaction times.

>remember doing this on Sup Forums forever ago
>consistently scored just over 200ms occasionally going under
>now I can't even manage to break 230
>I'm only 25

help

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I'm to intelligent for that. The console won't be able to input my intelligent toughts.

>Scifi magic.

God damn, we might actually get real legit zombies IRL through Full-Dive virus tier software.

I should buy some plane tickets.

Congratulations, genius.

What are you gay?

nigger