This game is like heroin

This game is like heroin

More like being in an abusive marriage

this

It's worth playing even if you just juke using the trees

yeah, only losers like it

A faggot gay game that needs to not exist

>remember 7.00 exist and Icefrog won't go back in time

Op here, wrong picture

>get the real life effect of turn rates
>deteriorates the body
>only used by the mentally challenged and third worlders
>objectively the worst drug
Yeah thats a pretty good analogy

I only play Techies, here's to hoping for buffs even though he's amazing right now.

Feels good if people you do it with know what they're doing?

games been shit since memeback memechanics, 6.82 patch from october 2014

>they never fixed memback
>they will never fix shrines or the new map
>1 big update in 1 year

>4 smurfs in my game
>2 on both teams
>my smurfs 43 and 45% winrate
>enemy smurfs 56 and 68%
>get dumpstered
whoah nice mm

>fixed matchmaking so you get people from your region who speak your language.
>le reddit crying about how there que times are longer now
> keep watering it down till its the same as before.

valve needs to create regional matchmaking and enforce it, make it so you can pay a premium to upgrade your account for inter-regional matchmaking.

the only constant is you

league is better

bad troll, still kys pls

What was the troll?
>Suicide for first blood
>Mine, mine, farm, farm
>Get level 25
>Rat
>Win game

>Suicide for first blood
hold up, they brought back suicide?

more like
>play bad hero
>die die die
>fail

or
>play bad hero
>get 3 rampages
>still useless

Blast off, deny yourself, nuke and silence.

this.i dont play it anymore, but i still remember me and my homie screaming at eachother about who fucked it up when we lost.

>Being mad at real life friends
You dun goofed.

>start playing dota today.
>shit teammates two games in a row.

Really oodles my fucking noodle.

Yes.

I'm kind of glad I got punished and banned from League.

I feel like I'd still be wasting six hours a day playing that piece of shit, I was so addicted to it.

Now post yours

what did he mean by this?

he is 100% right

fpbp

if you're complaining about memeback mechanics by now then you need to git gud

>have a group of friends id play with
>we click well together and have good times teaming up, lots of silliness but also hard victories and losses
>start falling behind in life, decide to put the game down for a bit
>return a year later
>my best bud in dota2 has turned into a rageaholic wannabeprotryhard who not only whines about EVERYTHING but somehow became the worst player ever who thinks they are the best player ever

he was the worst but the other kids became real assholes too, this game changes you, now i dont play these "skinner box team games" anymore, i know better

desu I think its horrendously boring.

this. used to love playing it with 5 but one guy became so fucking obnoxious I just stopped. he didn't even have the balls to call us out on shitty plays or anything, he'd just keep making passive aggressive annoying as fuck remarks after the match

Pretty much. It was kinda playable up to 7.0 though. Like 8k hours played, dropped it real quick after 7.0, was surprisingly easy (all previous attempts failed) since they fucked up so hard it should end up in some kind of game disaster hall of fame.

If it is, how come I played it for years then just decided to stop and haven't gone back since?

>implying Icefrog is in charge still
I refuse to believe 7.00 was his work and not Valve twisting his balls to appeal to a wider crowd and failing at that

The only constant that matters here is valves rigged matchmaking.

I unironically miss the big old HUD

The new thing feels so bland and soulless I don't wanna look at it