How are my third world Sup Forumsros holding up? Shit's ridiculously expensive there...

How are my third world Sup Forumsros holding up? Shit's ridiculously expensive there. I hear South America still uses CRTs (patricians as fuck) to play Fifa 13 on PS2.

Peru will be a first world country in 10 years.

Chile here, can confirm

I have a nice gaming desktop that cost me a fortune back at home, but all i have during weekends is a ps2

I neither have a CRT or play FIFA, Waiting for Odyssey and Hyped for SMTV

SHE KICK ME OUT IM LIKE VRO

Not likely, with all those natural gas pipelines, you'll be kept impoverished as long as possible, because it makes your country easier to manage for the oil and gas companies.

i'm playing every game for the ds ever, then i'm selling that shit and buying a switch.

I was thinking about moving there to teach English. Can I fuck bitches? I’ve gotten like 15 girls in Asia over the course of a year due to my whiteness

Living in a 3rd world country is objectively better than living in a first world if your at least middle class. Euro and Amerifags will as usual say object to this

lol I'm just sitting here in bed in my three story, fully air conditioned McMansion playing vidya

Good looking girls are far between in peru, chile and bolivia, avoid them.
Also, any other SA anons got back into tf2?

Perufag here, if you are white bitches will be over you all the time.

Sadly said bitches are ugly as shit.

Elaborate pls? All I can think of is how Americans are treated like third worlders because of militarised police and the drug war and awful health care along with it's related bankruptcy.

pedophilia is being prosecuted and laws against having sex with minors are getting stronger. I am sorry, you will have to stick to Thailand if you want to fuck underage girls.

The food is good here, though.


I mean be a first world country, not a good country.

well, while being a Perufag, I have to admit most of the insane SJW, gay, progressive shit you see in most "developed" countries still don't taint ours. Thanks (most of the time) because of the catholic church. Corruption is a serious problem here thought, I doubt it will be eliminated in my lifetime.

Well yeah, aside from the usual shit like almost everyone on earth blaming the U.S for just about everything wrong with it (for both logical and idiotic reason) third worlders hardly have to worry about shit like terrorist bombings or mass shootings because we're so irrelevant that most people don't know we exist or where in the world we are. Plus yall got some real issues with your political climate I mean jesus, we got 2 parties too but and theres the usual sperging out when one party loses but not on the levels of the US

>yall
I'm not American, famdongus.

15 years later than Chile

Corruption is everywhere and personally I think its worse in 1st world nations because of how much wealth and economic power they have but they're just better at hiding it.

just like brasil was suppose to be lmao and india and china

>every statement in that post
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The good thing about TWCs is that in some of them PS2 games are cheap as fuck

Honduras

>playing modded san andreas at 15 fps on an ancient computer that cost half a years pay
how much does this describe spic america?

I'm from Colombia and we already have them hell there midday news has a daily segment dedicated to glorify and put women as victims, we as men have the least rights and on top of that we have an equivalent of "black lives matter" that only get triggered when artists does harmless representations instead of appointing to the real issues.

tf2 is dead go play overwatch

3rd world
>goes to concert, someone steals my phone while dancing
1st world
>goes to concert, die in mass shooting

>USA
>1st world

this was my life a couple years ago
BR monkey here

good point

>peru
>land of rapists

>Nintendo company left Brazil
>all games now have to be shipped from outside
>mfw Super Mario Odyssey costed me ~85 dollars in dilmas and will take >15 days post release to get here

>tfw Mexican
>tfw better oportunities because I know how to speak English better than 99% of my peers
>tfw learned English by playing video games and practiced by posting online
>tfw better job than my friends and can afford living alone and Switch+PS4+PC

Kek I remember when people said that about Mexico a couple years back.

Lol what are you talking about, Latin American universities are commie/SJW havens and Catholicism has becom extremely weak in the last decades, most people here are batshit crazy neopentecostal types now.

Right now I'm playing pso2. Stopped playing it for years and there's so much I want to do. Right now taking a small break to wait for a quest to show up.

Here in Brazil we have both corruption and sjws, a lot of them, actually

Chilean here. I'm still playing Botw Switch in my 40' Samsung HDTV. I'm at 73 sanctuaries and 113 Korok Seeds. I have only beaten the Zora and Gerudo dungeon. I'm too busy to play for more time and 100% the game. I don't use the Switch outside of my home because I don't feel safe to use it without it getting stolen.

I don't use my hacked 3DS either. When I want to use a portable I use my DS lite and play one of the games in my R4 card

>America is the richest country in the world and still a complete shithole
God bless Lady Liberty

Who even determines whether youre a first world country or not? The definition is ever changing and I believe the last time my country (Trinidad) met the first world standards at the time, the standards changed suddenly.

Our public education might be 3rd world tier, and we might have a bunch of retards in California and the entire midwest, but it's not that bad.

we didn't fuck up our slaves like the gringos

there's no hard and fast rule, but a good rule of thumb is above 12k per capita gdp is first world, with some exceptions

Why do americans believe shit like we don't have roads, technology, buildings, etc? I live in Chile, and a lot of people I know have PS4 or gaming PCs, 1080p tvs (some have 4k), etc. Obviously it's more expensive, but you can still survive.

are you from Chile? if you are then yes, everything you said is true

you were cool Brazilians, you and the Argentinians were a good example of well developed southamerican countries. WTF happened? Chile is going there but if they don't solve their commie problem, they are going down. Pinochet did nothing wrong!

>I hear South America still uses CRTs (patricians as fuck) to play Fifa 13 on PS2.

lol fucking Americans. I actually just spent the whole last week trying to find a CRT to play retro games on. Everyone looked at me funny when I asked them.

If you're middle-class or higher and live in South America, life is really cheap, because the cost of labor here is really cheap (everyone has a maid), and so is the cost of living (especially food). Official retailers sell video games at ridiculous prices, but no one buys from them when you have open-air markets selling the same games as contraband for US-comparable prices.

Anyway if anyone in Peru wants to play MH4U hit me up

>life is cheap in latin america
non-argentine detected

>br first world

He doesn't even need to be from Chile, everywhere is a SJW shithole, but I'm glad that the whole thing with Venezuela happened because of that nobody wanna even hear that crap of the Che or socialist bs

Because Americans have no clue about how the world outside of their country.

Nobody here has to worry about mass shootings. We have like 400 million people and 300 die a year at the most.

Literally all white kids are raised in mansions. And it is fun to get worked up over politics but at the end of the day, whoever we choose will directly control the economy of the shithole you live in.

What's the age of consent in Latin America?

18 in argentina. You can also legally vote around 16 iirc.

Como se atreven a no incluir Paraguay en el OP?

Anyway cual es la mejor forma de importar una Nvidia Shield Tablet K1 a sudamerica?

Enjoying Stardew Valley and Golf Story on my Switch
I'll be buying Mario: Odyssey and AC: Origins on the 27th

>Nvidia Shield Tablet K1
L M A O
And you have the guile to ask why they didn't include your shithole.

Brazil legit could but our government will hold us back forever.

There was a peruvian female interviewer that was literally molested by a group of people live on TV while she was covering a soccer match.

Why do peruvians behave like animals?

enjoy your rundown shack

I love how every third worlder only thinks about America. We don't even give a shit about you guys, kek.

>18 in argentina
It's actually 13.

>Why do animals behave like animals?

Stupid poor people.

new game is 60$
US minimum wage is 7.25 so it takes 8.2 hours of work to get a game. My country's minimum wage is 15$ but a game is $420 so its takes 28 hours of work. IS NOT FAIR

switch isn"t region locked. just buy digital.

South Korea will be a first world country in 15 years.

>I hear South America still uses CRTs

That's not true, at least in Cucksta Poor were I live since we have the culture of pretending to be middle class even if we are poor,so people here buys LED screens with their credit cards and throw away all their old stuff to the trash, kind of a shame, I think really old people or really poor people still have CRTs, I've seen some small ones on pawn shops but they are always some knock-off brand like Sankey I still have a working Cinemaster Champ from LG but I have no piece of furniture were to put it since we bought a Sony LED and that's the main TV of the house now, maybe I'll hook it up to the old Wii for emulators

mexicanon here, what are you playing?
Civ V and bloodborne here

Learn german you idiot

Don't just say "hurr i know english im set for life"

I literally earn 110k a year (or will earn it is my second month) just because i learnt german and no one else where i work

taco man here, a friend of mine is planning on selling his ps4 for the switch, I know most people would burn him alive but he's got nothing left he wants to play and he's thirsty as fuck for mario odyssey

these things happen everywhere you dumbo, stop trying to force stereotypes, and samefagging

let's hope the intellectual elite in southamerica stop using as examples of civility and progressiveness the first world countries. I don't want Peru turned into a refugee camp for muslims, Venezuelans are ok, their food is good and their women gorgeous.

>search the price of a low tier graphic card
>see numbers and get depressed

every month...

Chile because is Chile
Brazil because Brazil
Argentina because of Nazis
Peru because Machu Pichu
Colombia because is USA's Bitch
Venezuela because Huele a Azufre

If your country isn't there isn't because either hasn't fucked it up hard enough or hasn't done anything worthwhile

Most places in the US have a minimum wage of like $9.

And only high schoolers get that anyways. Fast food joints and clothing stores raise you up to $10 or $11 if you stay there for like a year.

Al menos no soy un negro.

>being a nintenbro
>on peru
bro let's play dotita

Why German though?
I'm looking for another useful language to learn.
I'm learning weeb on my free time to play my untranslated giant robot games though.

Paraguay legalized weed, dude. They are cool

>argentina is white

That was Uruguay

That's Uruguay.

>be from south america
>least thing I want to do is playing with people from here
When I see hues or argies joining I know it's going to be a bad game.
Why do things have to be like this? can't they all talk without insults or facebook memes?

because peru is full of rapists

quien no tiene de inga

SHEIT, sorry Paraguay, maybe one day you will be cool.

>hasn't done anything worthwhile

They beat Disney in their own game my man

Never seen anything like that live on TV in other country.

I feel sorry for you for living in such a shithole.

Leave, this isnt a safe place

only if the whole world freezes for those 10 years, we have a long time to go, pal, in realistic terms, about 30 years if no commie or populist reaches the presidency

>Argentina because of Nazis
Care to explain?

Bro, rumors say that Hitler died here in Asunción during the dictature.

Autism, commit suicide

I hate people who learn jap just for anime i hope you die, brainlets like you should die

south americans share a similar culture thats why venezuelans adapts quickly on other countries unlike muslims.

>mfw living next door to Hitler AND Elvis Presley
Rest of the world on suicide watch.

>if no commie or populist reaches the presidency
yeah, that's hard. Let's hope el chinito sale libre

Mexican here

Enjoying Cuphead, Sonic Mania and I'm going tomorrow for my Odyssey copy. It's already out here.

El PeruAno

Are you letting loose Fujimori?

I remember a documentary about Peruvian muslims, and they were chill. I think eurocuck and burgers cannot interact with 3rd world countries or religious people. Having too much commies in position on power don't help either

what about michael jackson

>el chinito sale libre
I said no populists please, that thief can rot in hell for all I care

>family is half german
>didn't end up with the indian genes
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