A Hat in Time

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Hat Girl dies in 3 days

PECK

more like a pedo in time
faggots

i dont think a little girl can be a pedophile, user

You can't actually die of boredom user

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of ravens is called an unkindness or a storytelling. A group of flamingos is called a flamboyance.

All that Ody salt

little did they know that the game has a workshop feature unlike Odyssey

You are part of the problem.

>Please tell me they suffered.
Where is that line in the game?

After you kill the fire spirits in Subcon Snatcher says that.

user BTFO, Jesus Christ.

Anyway, what's his fucking problem? The first world is objectively the worst chapter in the game, but he was a lot more receptive and enthralled by the game at the beginning. Now, it seems like he's just lumbering along, despite the game getting better and better each time he played it. Granted, he loved the Windmill level, but he's a lot more critical of the game now than he was when he first started. What gives?

Subcon forest act 1, after you kill the forst spirits and Snatcher talks to you.

Right, thanks.

ravens and crows are the same thing so one of you is an imposter

maybe it's too hard for him

maybe he realized that the game has flaws and its not a perfect 10/10 game like in your head?

It's because he usually plays the game 2nd in his streams now as opposed to when he played the game 1st. He plays it after some shit horror game now and he's a lot more tired (and easily annoyed and irritable) when he plays it so late at night. If he played the game more when he was energized and caffeinated, he'd sound more excited about it.

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>What I expected
>Screenshots from the game
>What I got
>Things from the game

Is this format really this difficult to grasp?

HOLY SHIT

He does seem to be talking less and less about the game. Maybe he just wants to get on to playing other things. It's kind of annoying though. For like 45 minutes last time or the time before when he played it he was just talking about the Holy Mountain.

Not the guy you're responding to but I haven't even really heard him criticize it. It just seems like it's serving as a background to him talking about other bullshit, like the Holy Mountain like I said above.

Give me one good reason Hat Kid shouldn't be impregnated.

He's probably tired of scrolling through pages of emails calling him a neo-nazi or a pedophile for playing it.

Ravens and crows are in the same family but they are not the same species.

2>3>1>4

Ravioli, ravioli
Don't lewd the hat loli

The disastrous medical consequences of premature pregnancy.

>had a lot of fun playing HiT
>will be playing Odyssey in 3 days
>can have more fun with HiT in the form of mods after I'm done with Odyssey
This is the absolute best

>Blazes through Cuphead and rips it apart better than like 99% of other Youtube personalities and streamers

>A Hat in Time is too hard for him

Holy fucking kek.

A Hat in Time is truly the Citizen Cane of Dark Souls.

What weird dog is that?

Wait, loli is pronounced loli? I've always said loli.

No one likes a fatty paddy.

If you don't link the source of this shit RIGHT NOW I am going to riot

It's a bird(?)

I say lahli but it's a shortened form of lolita which has an oh sound so that makes sense.

>only 1 new workshop level today
damn, it's really slowing down

Devs were present on the first stream.

Does it work with toasters?

Depends.

It's a video game, not a piece of bread.
probably not, honestly depends on your graphics card

It's not very good but most indie games run fine with it.

Go play wet mushroom hell. By the time you beat it there will be hundreds of new levels.

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the fuck is this

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>APU
Tablets are not computers.

Cut lore from the game. It was a dev havin a giggle.

The game is okay, fags singing it's praises like it's the second coming of Mario 64 need to calm the fuck down.

An ARG a member of the devteam was doing without the rest's knowledge, but couldn't finish before release, they've declared it a joke.

It is really neat though, reading the translations of the text gives me goosebumps, and the idea that this cute little game has an extremely dark and surreal backstory is appealing.

Translations where?

He wants to seem balanced so whenever he can, He makes a critial qoute so he doesnt seem like a cocksucker, cocksucker

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For the murder mystery, is the culprit always who you select? Or is it always the victim?

Anyone you pick is right and gives another short cutscene.

the former
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bruh..

vinny is always about to call someone a piece of shit cocksucker but cuts himself off

If you can get at least 7850k then maybe.

peck

stop that

>The first world is objectively the worst chapter
*The fourth world

Alpine Skyline makes up for its lack of narrative with great platforming though. Much better than that from Mafia Town.

ya that makes no sense since all the mafia town cinematics were pretty rough to put it nicely and the design itself was kinda cluttered and unfocused. It does have a lot more interactive things than all the other stages though, so it kinda shows that it had the most polish but the best designed levels are easily the 4th world though it was also the weakest narrative wise

NUDE
MOD
WHEN

Bump!

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no!!!!!!!!!!

PECK

I said stop

But why?

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Ravens are crows are the same genus (Corvus) but different species.
Basically the equivalent of saying that coyotes and wolves are the same.

Fuck no they aren't. We get both here. Ravens are bigger and ruder Crows are slightly smaller and just as rude

Stop cawing at me, assholes. I'm just smoking a cigarette. I don't have any french fries to give you.

So is this game actually good or what

These threads always give off a Tumblr/Undertale/MLP autist vibe, so I can't tell WHAT'S actually up with the game.

What are the chances helping mustache girl or not will have an effect on chapter 5 or 6 somehow?

The game is cute and fun, albeit way too short.
Gameplay is fine but the camera is sometimes just a little wonky.

Crows can apparently remember people's faces. If you torment some crows they could potentially target you weeks or months later.

REEEEEEEEEEE

Easy and simple platforming game. It's worth a pirate.

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I want to make Hat Kid cry

50%

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then beat the game. She cries saying goodbye to all of her new friends.

Stay away from my cold-blooded daughter!

I love Hat Kid

>shadman

Kill me, pete.

>shadman

>shadman

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Kill me, pete.

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Why is she allowed to be so cute, boys? I look at her and am overcome with a need to raise this child into a fine young woman.

>lahli
shit nigger what are you doing

my dick

Y'all peckers need Jesus